You know you've been playing too much Mario when...

Ok. You know the deal. Just post humorus symptoms of Mario game adicts.

...You punch random buildings hoping coins will come out of the bricks.

...When you brake your hand doing this, you think the bandages they put on your hands are white gloves.

...You than break out of the hospital and go to the park thinking it's grass world.

...when you get to the park, and start jumping on little kids thinking they're goombas.

...when the cops arrest you for this, you think prison is Bowser's castle.

...you think your inmate is Bowser and you try to kill him, and he beats you every night for the next 5 years.

...You pick up squirels and throw them at other squirels.

...You buy a trampoline hoping you can jump to coin heaven.

...You climb up dangerous construction sites, thinking there will be a giant ape to fight at the top.

...You try to climb to the roof of your house hoping to get 100 lives from Yoshi.

anyone who does those should be in a mental hospital.

[ October 20, 2002, 03:17 PM: Message edited by: Marth ]

[Yami Yoshi]

You smash open bricks hoping to find coins.

You try and ride your pet lizard and squeeze his neck so he squirts juice out.

You eat wild mushrooms hoping to instantly double in size.

You eat dandelions hoping to throw fireballs.

You eat leaves hoping to sprout a tail and fly.

You eat feathers hoping to get a cape and fly.

You quote a Mario character at the end of everything you say. (wait a minute...)

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

...You pick up squirels and throw them at other squirels.

...when their blood splatters over you, you think you've turned into Fire Mario.

...You go around the city looking for enemies to fight

...You see a gang with spikey hair, piercings, tatoos, and leather jackets, and you think they're the Koopa Kids.

...You try to shoot fire balls through your mouth, and they shoot you dead.

...when you go to heaven, you search franticly for coins.

...God eventually gets pissed off at you, and sends you to hell

...When you get there, you keep trying to toss demons into lava, thinking they're Bowser

[imported_Alucard]

You hatch an egg hoping that a yoshi will come out.

A yoshi does come out....?

That Yoshi eats squirlls and turns tham into eggs...??

Then it turns your homework into eggs that you must ctack at school?!?!?!?!?!

[ October 22, 2002, 05:31 PM: Message edited by: Alucard ]

[Ace Mercury]

...you become suspicious of your friend's pet turtle. Very suspicious.

[imported_Alucard]

...and sick your Yoshi on it, putting it back in an egg
...and then the teacher scares Yoshi and he attacks him\her with the turtle-egg!

[theflyingfish]

... you post a YKYBPTMMW topic like this. [img]tongue.gif[/img]

-The Flying Fish

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The Flying Fish
swim swim hungry swim swim hungry
Dwell on the Past | DopefishZone

[imported_Alucard]

...You reply in a YKYBPTMMW Topic

...you run around squirting everything with a water gun

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~Gamer Chris

GC's Funny Quotes
A man with his hand in his pocket feels ****y all day. ~Unknown

[imported_Alucard]

...You do stuff like this because your bored.

[imported_Alucard]

...you post things that will never happen.

You try to go inside your sinks pipe...

P.S.They dont call me gamechamp for nothing!

[robobird]

...You beg your parents to change your name to "Mario"

[imported_Alucard]

...They acually change it to Mario!

...And they adopt a son named Luigi, who is forced to only wear green for the rest of his life.

...You name your son "Mario."

...You dress like Mario and refuse to reply to anyone who doesn't address you as "Super Mario." (I did that one when I was 7, except it was with Calvin.)

...You start growing your own mushrooms to build a Mushroom Kingdom.

[imported_Alucard]

...Toad walks out of your mushroom patch!