Mario characters' New Year's Resolutions

01-03-2003, 11:08 AM

Yes, I TOTALLY stole this idea from the Zelda Forum, and I give all the credit to Silvie, but it was a cool idea I thought we could try here. Think of your own and just because I used a character doesn't mean you can't use him/her/it. You may even have more than 1 for a character.

Mario: I'm going to cut down on the fattening Italian foods like pizza and especially pasta. Mmm....spaghetti.

Bowser: I plan to kidnap Peach more often this year. Maybe then they'll release some cool new Mario games for the GameCube and hopefully Game Boy Advance.

Yoshi: *Yoshi noise* (I plan to learn to communicate verbally, or at least write!)

Goomba: Buy a hemlet. And take some Tylenole. My head is killing me. Stupid Mario...

Waluigi: My resolution is to steal all of Luigi's great ideas (if he ever has any) and piss him off. It's fun! Hee hee.

Koopa Kids: This year we're going to write a nasty letter to Nintendo asking them to put us in more games. They know everyone loves us.

Parakarry: I'm going to be a better postman and not lose my letters. And if I do, I'm going to find them myself. It's my responsibility, not Mario's. Last year I said I was going to help him look for them but I just flew around in the same spot waiting for Mario to return them. Then, I didn't even show up for work because I was helping Mario. He did help me deliver some letters though. I'm suprised I'm not fired!

Princess Zelda of Hyrule · 01-03-2003, 11:10 AM

Peach: I'm going to learn some self-defense tactics. And, no, frying pans don't count.

imported_Stanley the Bugman · 01-03-2003, 12:42 PM

Luigi: I will get a cool new adventure game that won't scare me to death.

Wario: I will go on a diet! *eats hamburger*

Toad: I will not be so whimpy and in the next SSB i will use Peach as a sheild!

Mallow: I won't be such a cry baby.

Geno: I will be in a new Mario game because I kick ass.

01-03-2003, 01:44 PM

Boo-i will not be as shy and i will appear in more games other than sport games

01-04-2003, 04:20 PM

~bump~

01-04-2003, 07:20 PM

Koopa: I'm going to get a spiky shell.

Koopas of Koopa Village: We're going to use Fuzzy Repellant more often.

Bowser: I plan to kidnap Peach more often, with unbeatable castles that'll stop Mario in his tracks!

Magikoopa: I resolve to use something else to attack Mario other than my cheap magic tricks.

[ January 04, 2003, 07:21 PM: Message edited by: Mario271 ]

01-04-2003, 08:06 PM

Yoshi: I'm going to capture Fuzzy's in bottles and sell them... woo, trippy!

Super_Mario_1987 · 01-05-2003, 10:00 AM

Waluigi - I'm going to be more nice to Luigi.

01-05-2003, 12:54 PM

bowser-im gonna go on a diet to look hot and to get peach to date me
koopa kids and babybowser-we are goin to find our mom!

Ditto McCloaker · 01-05-2003, 03:17 PM

Bowser: I resolve to attempt diplomatic solutions to my problems.

Peach: I resolve to be more assertive.

Shigeru Miyamoto: I resolve to quit letting lesser people do what I should be doing myself, darnit.

***Heroine of the Dragon*** · 01-06-2003, 03:26 AM

Goombas: We plan to emigrate to a world where we don't get squashed!

imported_Alucard · 01-06-2003, 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Heroine of the Dragon:
Goombas: We plan to emigrate to a world where we don't get squashed!

That world won't be in the Windfish's Dreams, they will get squished by Link.

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Starman: I will make Mario invincible longer!

Super_Mario_1987 · 01-06-2003, 08:09 PM

Ba Bomb (sp?) - I won't blow up by Mario or his pals anymore.

01-06-2003, 08:44 PM

^Bob-Omb?

01-06-2003, 09:17 PM

Anti Guy: To become more decisive!!!...That, or eat more Lemon Candy. I dunno...

Jinx: I resolve to take monthly checks on my pituitary gland.

Mecha Fly Guy: To become a dermatologist.

01-06-2003, 10:23 PM

Bowser- Stop kidnapping the princess. It aint getting me anywhere.

Mario- Cut down on the fetticini.

Luigi- Get some damn respect.

Peach- Have Bowser executed. Then the crap will stop.

Wario- Lose a couple.... hundred pounds.

Yoshi- Beat everybody else, since I am obviously the coolest Mario charactor.

01-06-2003, 11:52 PM

Waluigi-- Spontaneously combust.

Mario-- Re-learn how to throw a punch.

Peach-- Lock the front door.

Toad-- Beat up something terrible, horrible, and...not good!

Bowser-- Stop leaving bombs, axes, large pits, etc., laying around.

Luigi-- Once again be number one.

'Cause remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

***Heroine of the Dragon*** · 01-07-2003, 05:15 PM

Mario: Block some of those dratted pipes!

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imported_Alucard · 01-09-2003, 05:54 PM

Mario\Luigi: Place some Giga Bombs in Bowser's Keep

01-09-2003, 06:03 PM

Uribo: To get a shoe a few sizes smaller...
Luigi: To kill my brother and make myself the star!
Bowser: To beg that Ganon guy to help me; at least Mario won't step on him... ;_; I'm so sad!
Peach: Buy better shoes; these aren't made for running from lizards.

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01-03-2003, 11:08 AM	#1
Knuckles173 Guest Posts: n/a	Yes, I TOTALLY stole this idea from the Zelda Forum, and I give all the credit to Silvie, but it was a cool idea I thought we could try here. Think of your own and just because I used a character doesn't mean you can't use him/her/it. You may even have more than 1 for a character. Mario: I'm going to cut down on the fattening Italian foods like pizza and especially pasta. Mmm....spaghetti. Bowser: I plan to kidnap Peach more often this year. Maybe then they'll release some cool new Mario games for the GameCube and hopefully Game Boy Advance. Yoshi: Yoshi noise (I plan to learn to communicate verbally, or at least write!) Goomba: Buy a hemlet. And take some Tylenole. My head is killing me. Stupid Mario... Waluigi: My resolution is to steal all of Luigi's great ideas (if he ever has any) and piss him off. It's fun! Hee hee. Koopa Kids: This year we're going to write a nasty letter to Nintendo asking them to put us in more games. They know everyone loves us. Parakarry: I'm going to be a better postman and not lose my letters. And if I do, I'm going to find them myself. It's my responsibility, not Mario's. Last year I said I was going to help him look for them but I just flew around in the same spot waiting for Mario to return them. Then, I didn't even show up for work because I was helping Mario. He did help me deliver some letters though. I'm suprised I'm not fired!

01-03-2003, 11:10 AM	#2
Princess Zelda of Hyrule Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Hyrule Castle Gender: Posts: 6,128 Thanks: 35 Thanked 14 Times in 10 Posts	Peach: I'm going to learn some self-defense tactics. And, no, frying pans don't count.

01-03-2003, 12:42 PM	#3
imported_Stanley the Bugman Join Date: May 2001 Location: A Greenhouse Posts: 1,419 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Luigi: I will get a cool new adventure game that won't scare me to death. Wario: I will go on a diet! eats hamburger Toad: I will not be so whimpy and in the next SSB i will use Peach as a sheild! Mallow: I won't be such a cry baby. Geno: I will be in a new Mario game because I kick ass.

01-03-2003, 01:44 PM	#4
babybowser9000 Guest Posts: n/a	Boo-i will not be as shy and i will appear in more games other than sport games

01-04-2003, 07:20 PM	#6
mario271 Guest Posts: n/a	Koopa: I'm going to get a spiky shell. Koopas of Koopa Village: We're going to use Fuzzy Repellant more often. Bowser: I plan to kidnap Peach more often, with unbeatable castles that'll stop Mario in his tracks! Magikoopa: I resolve to use something else to attack Mario other than my cheap magic tricks. [ January 04, 2003, 07:21 PM: Message edited by: Mario271 ]

01-04-2003, 08:06 PM	#7
Saria girl Guest Posts: n/a	Yoshi: I'm going to capture Fuzzy's in bottles and sell them... woo, trippy!

01-05-2003, 10:00 AM	#8
Super_Mario_1987 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Iowa Gender: Posts: 6,560 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Waluigi - I'm going to be more nice to Luigi.

01-05-2003, 12:54 PM	#9
babybowser9000 Guest Posts: n/a	bowser-im gonna go on a diet to look hot and to get peach to date me koopa kids and babybowser-we are goin to find our mom!

01-05-2003, 03:17 PM	#10
Ditto McCloaker Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: SimCity Posts: 3,246 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Bowser: I resolve to attempt diplomatic solutions to my problems. Peach: I resolve to be more assertive. Shigeru Miyamoto: I resolve to quit letting lesser people do what I should be doing myself, darnit.

01-06-2003, 03:26 AM	#11
*Heroine of the Dragon* The Grinnie Fool! ♥♥♥ VGFCodes Staff Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Twinklebutton Wintersprout Gender: Posts: 31,454 Thanks: 864 Thanked 851 Times in 632 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Goombas: We plan to emigrate to a world where we don't get squashed!

01-06-2003, 08:09 PM	#13
Super_Mario_1987 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Iowa Gender: Posts: 6,560 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Ba Bomb (sp?) - I won't blow up by Mario or his pals anymore.

01-06-2003, 08:44 PM	#14
Knuckles173 Guest Posts: n/a	^Bob-Omb?

01-06-2003, 09:17 PM	#15
Antisocial Guest Posts: n/a	Anti Guy: To become more decisive!!!...That, or eat more Lemon Candy. I dunno... Jinx: I resolve to take monthly checks on my pituitary gland. Mecha Fly Guy: To become a dermatologist.

01-06-2003, 10:23 PM	#16
SwordMaster Guest Posts: n/a	Bowser- Stop kidnapping the princess. It aint getting me anywhere. Mario- Cut down on the fetticini. Luigi- Get some damn respect. Peach- Have Bowser executed. Then the crap will stop. Wario- Lose a couple.... hundred pounds. Yoshi- Beat everybody else, since I am obviously the coolest Mario charactor.

01-06-2003, 11:52 PM	#17
CaptHayfever Guest Posts: n/a	Waluigi-- Spontaneously combust. Mario-- Re-learn how to throw a punch. Peach-- Lock the front door. Toad-- Beat up something terrible, horrible, and...not good! Bowser-- Stop leaving bombs, axes, large pits, etc., laying around. Luigi-- Once again be number one. 'Cause remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

01-07-2003, 05:15 PM	#18
*Heroine of the Dragon* The Grinnie Fool! ♥♥♥ VGFCodes Staff Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Twinklebutton Wintersprout Gender: Posts: 31,454 Thanks: 864 Thanked 851 Times in 632 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Mario: Block some of those dratted pipes! ~~~~~~~~ Vote for your fav Forums and Mods here

01-09-2003, 05:54 PM	#19
imported_Alucard Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Romania Posts: 2,780 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Mario\Luigi: Place some Giga Bombs in Bowser's Keep