Worst. Review. EVER.

Chunky Is Teh n00b · 08-20-2003, 07:39 PM

Gumby, dammit · 08-20-2003, 07:41 PM

All the reviews now are just things to make fun of video games the author hates...

08-20-2003, 08:44 PM

This guy is retarded. If he hates golf so much, why the heck is he even reviewing the game?

Also, it's fore, and not four. Shows how much this guy knows...

08-20-2003, 09:24 PM

Ok, this is ****. First of all, he's telling them to go for Madden. Football probably has much more difficult controls and harder to understand. Mario Golf is simple to learn and plus Football is totally different from Golf, so he needs to go to hell just for that.

08-20-2003, 11:04 PM

I doubt he even played it.
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08-21-2003, 10:39 AM

STUPID JERK.
Why not PLAY the game to see how cool it is!!!
Go to hell,you golf-hater!!! [img]graemlins/firedevil.gif[/img]

08-22-2003, 01:07 PM

That guy should pull the pickle out of his ass.

Ditto McCloaker · 08-22-2003, 02:19 PM

Somebody should write a review on some of these reviewers.

Ooh... that'd be good.

08-22-2003, 03:10 PM

^ Already done:

THEY SUCK.

See? It took me two seconds for that review of the reviewers.
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"Remember to chew your food." ~ I beleive it was Chuck E. Cheese that said that.
Click here for a free Cup holder instantly in front of you!

Where is Beam going? He's going to :

Beam's House!
After checking out Beam's Site you can go to : Planet Melee!
And for even more forum fun, go to : Super Mario World!

08-22-2003, 05:44 PM

Quote:

Gameplay: 2/10

DEATH!!!

I have a feeling this'll be my topic all over again... [img]graemlins/shoot3.gif[/img]

08-30-2003, 11:59 AM

Quote:

Originally posted by Someone The Great:
That guy should pull the pickle out of his ass.

Mmm...pickle.

RvngeOfTheGrtDkuTree · 09-01-2003, 08:30 PM

WOW. i give my applause to this guy for the worst review of a game EVER. [img]graemlins/clap.gif[/img]

Quote:

Nintendo also mentions stuff like Chain Chomps on the fields, but I've played through three entire courses and have not seen a single non-standing-still obstacle.

why dont you play through the whole thing you idiot!? and what about the wind!? its moving!

Quote:

There is also a marker on your meter which tells you where to press the A button if you want to get a perfect shot. Unfortunately it is not perfect, and you better not rely on it while you're putting if you have a high pressure level.

has he even noticed that there are things like wind and hills affecting the ball??

Quote:

The biggest problem I have in control would be putting. If the ball is right next to the hole, you have to use a lot of effort in order to press A twice as rapidly as you can.

or you could take the easier way and wait for the meter to go all the way and then come back. what a moron. he actually went through three courses and didnt figure this one out?

so yes, once again, [img]graemlins/clap.gif[/img]

Mariosrpg loves Friends · 09-01-2003, 08:58 PM

Thats evil. No, thats even eviler then evil. Its evilest..err...yea. He should go play the game to see how awesome it is.

Sto thialo, eh Knux?

09-13-2003, 11:43 AM

[img]graemlins/omg.gif[/img]
What an idiot...

09-13-2003, 10:12 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by Metal Sonic 5000:
STUPID JERK.
Why not PLAY the game to see how cool it is!!!
Go to hell,you golf-hater!!! [img]graemlins/firedevil.gif[/img]

he sucks.Very

08-20-2003, 07:39 PM	#1
Chunky Is Teh n00b Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: Somewhere in the galaxy Posts: 7,876 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Knux, I think you'll agree.

08-20-2003, 07:41 PM	#2
Gumby, dammit Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Rats th01 Gender: Posts: 1,240 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	All the reviews now are just things to make fun of video games the author hates...

08-20-2003, 08:44 PM	#3
mario271 Guest Posts: n/a	This guy is retarded. If he hates golf so much, why the heck is he even reviewing the game? Also, it's fore, and not four. Shows how much this guy knows...

08-20-2003, 09:24 PM	#4
Knuckles173 Guest Posts: n/a	Ok, this is ****. First of all, he's telling them to go for Madden. Football probably has much more difficult controls and harder to understand. Mario Golf is simple to learn and plus Football is totally different from Golf, so he needs to go to hell just for that.

08-20-2003, 11:04 PM	#5
BeamYosho Guest Posts: n/a	I doubt he even played it. -------------------------------------------------- "Remember to chew your food." ~ I beleive it was Chuck E. Cheese that said that. Click here for a free Cup holder instantly in front of you! Where is Beam going? He's going to : Beam's House! After checking out Beam's Site you can go to : Planet Melee! And for even more forum fun, go to : Super Mario World!

08-21-2003, 10:39 AM	#6
Austin Powers Guest Posts: n/a	STUPID JERK. Why not PLAY the game to see how cool it is!!! Go to hell,you golf-hater!!! [img]graemlins/firedevil.gif[/img]

08-22-2003, 01:07 PM	#7
Someone The Great Guest Posts: n/a	That guy should pull the pickle out of his ass.

08-22-2003, 02:19 PM	#8
Ditto McCloaker Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: SimCity Posts: 3,246 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Somebody should write a review on some of these reviewers. Ooh... that'd be good.

08-22-2003, 03:10 PM	#9
BeamYosho Guest Posts: n/a	^ Already done: THEY SUCK. See? It took me two seconds for that review of the reviewers. -------------------------------------------------- "Remember to chew your food." ~ I beleive it was Chuck E. Cheese that said that. Click here for a free Cup holder instantly in front of you! Where is Beam going? He's going to : Beam's House! After checking out Beam's Site you can go to : Planet Melee! And for even more forum fun, go to : Super Mario World!

09-01-2003, 08:58 PM	#13
Mariosrpg loves Friends Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Mario\'s Pad Posts: 2,787 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Thats evil. No, thats even eviler then evil. Its evilest..err...yea. He should go play the game to see how awesome it is. Sto thialo, eh Knux?

09-13-2003, 11:43 AM	#14
Super N Guest Posts: n/a	[img]graemlins/omg.gif[/img] What an idiot...