Mario Theories

10-24-2003, 10:35 AM

After you beat the Mech-Bowser in Pinna Park and seeing the true villain, you're probably thinking "MAMA PEACH?!?!?!?", am I right? Well, of course! How else would there be the Koopa Kids? Bowser's really not a bad guy after all. He just wants to have a wife! The thing that bugs him, though, is that he hasn't had one for 1,000 years, and that makes him want to use brute force and steal the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario wants to save her, though, because he also wants a wife, like his brother Luigi! (Luigi has Daisy, because even though Mario freed her, she was upset that he's in love with her rival, Princess Peach)So, Bowser and Mario fight for the Princess. It's sorta like a catfight, except with boys. That's why Mario and Bowser are enemies.
Meanwhile, Wario is upset that Mario has alrady taken Princess Pauline. That's why Wario is Mario's rival. And, his brother, Waluigi, is also pretty ticked that Luigi has taken Daisy. (Tatanga was really Waluigi in disguise!) (He was gonna target Mario first, but then he saw that Luigi got her instead.) So, that's why Waluigi is Luigi's rival. Does it all make sense now?

10-24-2003, 02:47 PM

I prefer the "Wario actually has a point, but Waluigi is a poorly-contrived throwaway character" theory.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

10-24-2003, 02:58 PM

Dragonite, that was the greatest Mario theory I have ever heard =Þ

10-24-2003, 07:44 PM

I have my own theory:

Bowser has a wife who died shortly after giving birth to the original seven Koopa Kids. The Baby Bowsers from the Mario Party and sports games were Mini-Me type clones of Bowser he created to be more like him then the failure Koopa Kids, whose were booted out of his castle after Yoshi's Safari. His Baby Bowsers competed throughout the Maro Party series until only one was left to claim the title of Bowser Jr. Bowser doesn't want Bowser Jr to know he's a clone and tells him that Peach is his mother.

Bowser wants Peach to take his former wife's place kinda like how Dragonite said it. Wario and Waluigi hated Mario and Luigi ever since they were kids in Booklyn, and Tatanga is NOT Waluigi. Pauline is a noraml Brooklyn girl who used to be Mario's girlfriend, but they broke up when Mario imprisoned DK in Donkey Kong Jr. I think the reason Mario and Bowser are enewmies because Mario's trying to defend a girlfriend, not "get a wife"(Same for Weege.) I think that's good nough for now.

imported_Alucard · 10-24-2003, 09:57 PM

I have a theory on the origins of the Wario Bros.:

In Yoshi's Island: SMW2, there was a portal in the dimensional void that caused a pair of warped versions of the Mario Bros. babies that were then Raised by Kamek to hate the Marios till he died when they overpowered him at the age of 5 and somehow ended up in Brooklyn and then had a terrible childhood due to the Mario Bros. This is what cause the Warios to hate the Marios.

jbboo · 10-26-2003, 09:28 PM

Here's my theory.

Bowser tries to kidnap Peach because she's the only one who can free her mushroom people from being transformed into bricks, goombas, and stuff. With her out of the way, Bowser could easily take over the Mushroom Kingdom. In SMS, Bowser Jr. IS Bowser's son, but he was used by his father so that he could carry out his wishes. Bowser felt guilty about this, however, explaining the end of SMS. Oh, and Mario and Peach AREN'T married, and so isn't Luigi and Daisy.

Pauline was Mario's former girlfriend, but either they broke up and/or Mario and Luigi ended up in the Mushroom Kingdom after going through infinite sewer pipes in Mario Bros. and now they don't know how to get back to Brooklyn.

Wario and Waluigi were once the Mario Bros. friends and they looked up to them. As they grew older, however, Wario and Waluigi slowly became greedy and the Mario Bros. refused to be their friends anymore. In fact, they continuously stopped their get-rich-quick schemes, causing Wario and Waluigi to resent them. Somehow, Wario and Waluigi ended up in the Mushroom Kingdom a few years after Mario and Luigi.

All of Bowser's kids are NATURALLY his. His first seven kids are probably POWs in the Mushroom Kingdom. They did, afterall, surrender to Mario and Yoshi in Yoshi's Safari. I'm fairly certain that Bowser must have a wife, otherwise, he would be a P-I-M-P, and I don't think Nintendo would want that.

11-01-2003, 08:54 PM

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Originally posted by MagnuM - Komrade In Koopa:
Dragonite, that was the greatest Mario theory I have ever heard =Þ

Thanks. I spent a LOT of time getting the picture clear and explaining.

11-15-2003, 09:15 PM

My theory is that koopas reproduce asexually, meaning they reproduce without a mate. Bowser simply wants to rule the Mushroom Kingdom, and has to kidnap Peach to do so.

imported_Parrakarry · 11-15-2003, 09:28 PM

I, personally, think the Koopa Kids are unrelated to Bowser, but if they ARE related, Peach is probably the mother. But that just... eurgh...

10-24-2003, 10:35 AM	#1
Mario0672 Guest Posts: n/a	After you beat the Mech-Bowser in Pinna Park and seeing the true villain, you're probably thinking "MAMA PEACH?!?!?!?", am I right? Well, of course! How else would there be the Koopa Kids? Bowser's really not a bad guy after all. He just wants to have a wife! The thing that bugs him, though, is that he hasn't had one for 1,000 years, and that makes him want to use brute force and steal the Princess of the Mushroom Kingdom. Mario wants to save her, though, because he also wants a wife, like his brother Luigi! (Luigi has Daisy, because even though Mario freed her, she was upset that he's in love with her rival, Princess Peach)So, Bowser and Mario fight for the Princess. It's sorta like a catfight, except with boys. That's why Mario and Bowser are enemies. Meanwhile, Wario is upset that Mario has alrady taken Princess Pauline. That's why Wario is Mario's rival. And, his brother, Waluigi, is also pretty ticked that Luigi has taken Daisy. (Tatanga was really Waluigi in disguise!) (He was gonna target Mario first, but then he saw that Luigi got her instead.) So, that's why Waluigi is Luigi's rival. Does it all make sense now?

10-24-2003, 02:47 PM	#2
CaptHayfever Guest Posts: n/a	I prefer the "Wario actually has a point, but Waluigi is a poorly-contrived throwaway character" theory. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

10-24-2003, 02:58 PM	#3
Magnum Guest Posts: n/a	Dragonite, that was the greatest Mario theory I have ever heard =Þ

10-24-2003, 07:44 PM	#4
GORE-ILLA Guest Posts: n/a	I have my own theory: Bowser has a wife who died shortly after giving birth to the original seven Koopa Kids. The Baby Bowsers from the Mario Party and sports games were Mini-Me type clones of Bowser he created to be more like him then the failure Koopa Kids, whose were booted out of his castle after Yoshi's Safari. His Baby Bowsers competed throughout the Maro Party series until only one was left to claim the title of Bowser Jr. Bowser doesn't want Bowser Jr to know he's a clone and tells him that Peach is his mother. Bowser wants Peach to take his former wife's place kinda like how Dragonite said it. Wario and Waluigi hated Mario and Luigi ever since they were kids in Booklyn, and Tatanga is NOT Waluigi. Pauline is a noraml Brooklyn girl who used to be Mario's girlfriend, but they broke up when Mario imprisoned DK in Donkey Kong Jr. I think the reason Mario and Bowser are enewmies because Mario's trying to defend a girlfriend, not "get a wife"(Same for Weege.) I think that's good nough for now.

10-24-2003, 09:57 PM	#5
imported_Alucard Join Date: Oct 2001 Location: Romania Posts: 2,780 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I have a theory on the origins of the Wario Bros.: In Yoshi's Island: SMW2, there was a portal in the dimensional void that caused a pair of warped versions of the Mario Bros. babies that were then Raised by Kamek to hate the Marios till he died when they overpowered him at the age of 5 and somehow ended up in Brooklyn and then had a terrible childhood due to the Mario Bros. This is what cause the Warios to hate the Marios.

10-26-2003, 09:28 PM	#6
jbboo Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Forsaken Fortress, Great Sea Gender: Posts: 197 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Here's my theory. Bowser tries to kidnap Peach because she's the only one who can free her mushroom people from being transformed into bricks, goombas, and stuff. With her out of the way, Bowser could easily take over the Mushroom Kingdom. In SMS, Bowser Jr. IS Bowser's son, but he was used by his father so that he could carry out his wishes. Bowser felt guilty about this, however, explaining the end of SMS. Oh, and Mario and Peach AREN'T married, and so isn't Luigi and Daisy. Pauline was Mario's former girlfriend, but either they broke up and/or Mario and Luigi ended up in the Mushroom Kingdom after going through infinite sewer pipes in Mario Bros. and now they don't know how to get back to Brooklyn. Wario and Waluigi were once the Mario Bros. friends and they looked up to them. As they grew older, however, Wario and Waluigi slowly became greedy and the Mario Bros. refused to be their friends anymore. In fact, they continuously stopped their get-rich-quick schemes, causing Wario and Waluigi to resent them. Somehow, Wario and Waluigi ended up in the Mushroom Kingdom a few years after Mario and Luigi. All of Bowser's kids are NATURALLY his. His first seven kids are probably POWs in the Mushroom Kingdom. They did, afterall, surrender to Mario and Yoshi in Yoshi's Safari. I'm fairly certain that Bowser must have a wife, otherwise, he would be a P-I-M-P, and I don't think Nintendo would want that.

11-15-2003, 09:15 PM	#8
Tripp Guest Posts: n/a	My theory is that koopas reproduce asexually, meaning they reproduce without a mate. Bowser simply wants to rule the Mushroom Kingdom, and has to kidnap Peach to do so.

11-15-2003, 09:28 PM	#9
imported_Parrakarry 1337 H4xx0rzerz Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: Mars. I own it. Period. Posts: 9,529 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	I, personally, think the Koopa Kids are unrelated to Bowser, but if they ARE related, Peach is probably the mother. But that just... eurgh...