Beating Games in Record Times

Chop Chop Master Onion · 07-05-2007, 03:33 PM

Super Mario Brothers - 5 minutes

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Super Mario Brothers 2 - 12 minutes

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Super Mario Brothers 3 - 11 minutes

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God damn.

Chunky Kong12345 · 07-05-2007, 03:41 PM

Super Mario Bros. 1

Super Mario Bros. 2

Super Mario Bros. 3

2 is faster than the first posted one. Dunno about 1 & 3.

Mario271 · 07-06-2007, 12:46 AM

Just watching the first SMB one makes me cringe...there are so many close calls in that one.

And the SMB3 one...damn. That kid is crazy.

Amber_Koopa · 09-12-2007, 05:48 PM

My dad has beat Super Mario Bros. in about 3 minutes, with warping.

mushroom · 09-24-2007, 04:43 AM

YouTube - NES Super Mario Bros in 05:00 by R.Yoshizawa (aka. Pom).
YouTube - Super Mario Bros. 2 in 07:53
NES Super Mario Bros 3 in 10:35 by Jean-Francois Durocher (aka. Genisto)

All completed as quickly as the games will allow without cheats. Also all tool-assisted, but more fun to watch than a regular speedrun.

Antisocial · 09-29-2007, 10:12 PM

Nothing like watching a speed run to make you feel really self-conscious about your own gaming ability.

Chop Chop Master Onion · 09-29-2007, 10:13 PM

^ Here here.

Maynard James Keenan · 09-30-2007, 01:40 AM

It makes me sad when I see speed runs for games I've never beaten.

Chop Chop Master Onion · 09-30-2007, 01:44 AM

I've beaten SMB2.

SMB is too hard, and SMB3 is too long.

I need a game that's just right, not too long, and not too hard... something with rigid gameplay, smooth textures, and doesn't finish so fast I can't enjoy it myself.

I am nobody · 09-30-2007, 07:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valigarmander

I've beaten SMB2.

SMB is too hard, and SMB3 is too long.

I need a game that's just right, not too long, and not too hard... something with rigid gameplay, smooth textures, and doesn't finish so fast I can't enjoy it myself.

In that case I recomend pong.

ChuckleHuck · 09-30-2007, 07:52 AM

I can get to World 8-2 in four minutes, but the rest is Mario's funeral. In like...two hours. Stupid services are too slow. Oh, And Peach is like a broken faucet. So is Luigi too. He really needs a tissue box or something. Toad really doesn't give much of a rat's rear-end, and Wario's always late. It really sucks.

The Big Boo · 10-03-2007, 09:53 AM

^^^ I love tough games. Keeps me sharp (and frustrated).

YIKES!!! I can't bellieve that person, dodging all those Pirahna Plants and fire bars like he did!!

I still wonder how long it would take to beat any of those Mario Bros. games without warps.

Edit(after watching the SMB2 Vid): I stopped arter seeing the person OWN the Green ... whatever. Now I feel lousy about my skill. Guess everybody has their strengths.

09-29-2007, 10:12 PM	#6
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The Big Boo Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: The House in Vanilla Dome Gender: Posts: 5,532 Thanks: 324 Thanked 174 Times in 143 Posts Points: 445.11 Bank: 51,090.23 Total Points: 51,535.34 Donate	^^^ I love tough games. Keeps me sharp (and frustrated). YIKES!!! I can't bellieve that person, dodging all those Pirahna Plants and fire bars like he did!! I still wonder how long it would take to beat any of those Mario Bros. games without warps. Edit(after watching the SMB2 Vid): I stopped arter seeing the person OWN the Green ... whatever. Now I feel lousy about my skill. Guess everybody has their strengths. Last edited by Microphone_Kirby; 10-03-2007 at 10:02 AM.

07-05-2007, 03:41 PM	#2
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Mario271 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Ohio Gender: Posts: 2,550 Thanks: 17 Thanked 6 Times in 5 Posts Points: 2,951.02 Bank: 7,582.77 Total Points: 10,533.78 Donate	Just watching the first SMB one makes me cringe...there are so many close calls in that one. And the SMB3 one...damn. That kid is crazy.

09-12-2007, 05:48 PM	#4
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09-30-2007, 01:44 AM	#9
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09-30-2007, 07:52 AM	#11
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