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Typhlame · 11-09-2007, 08:01 PM

That wasn't Peach. (I'm being serious, it wasn't)

Does Mario liek cHoCoLaTe SoUp?

BLUEShyGuy · 11-09-2007, 08:03 PM

A:ya he made it himself

Q:why does bowser like to take peach?

Typhlame · 11-09-2007, 08:05 PM

Peach is his *****.

What do stars do for Mario?

Dizzy · 11-10-2007, 12:47 PM

Why is Luigi green instead of orange?

Typhlame · 11-10-2007, 12:53 PM

Luigi likes lime juice.

Why does Waluigi exist?

Dizzy · 11-10-2007, 01:03 PM

Why is Bowser, ya know, huge?

BLUEShyGuy · 11-11-2007, 07:17 PM

A: its not really bowser.....its your mom

ownd

Q:why is mario always the hero?

Crazybirdanimations · 11-11-2007, 11:06 PM

Because Superman's game sucked.

Why doesn't Waluigi have his own game?

Maximum Spider · 11-12-2007, 05:42 AM

He was the best pitcher in Mario Superstar Baseball. What more do you want?

Why doesn't Mario decide to lose weight?

Dizzy · 11-13-2007, 05:21 AM

Why are Wario and Waluigi's noses pink?

BLUEShyGuy · 11-13-2007, 02:59 PM

A *sings* wario the pink nose italianguy, had a very shiny nose, and if u ever saw it, it would probably be dripping*sings

Qdoes mario breakdance?!!!

Dizzy · 11-15-2007, 07:12 PM

Why don't Boos have any legs?

Crazybirdanimations · 11-19-2007, 12:20 AM

they were in a terrible tragic accident...Each and every one of them.

Why's Bowser's name Bowser?

Dizzy · 11-19-2007, 04:17 AM

Why couldn't Yoshi stand up straight in the earlier games?

Metal Man · 11-20-2007, 03:15 AM

Mario's lard bent his back horribly.

If a Mushroom falls off a pit in a forest, does it make a noise?

Dizzy · 11-20-2007, 04:35 AM

Why does Mario bloat when he gets a power flower?

Tubba@Blubba · 06-17-2008, 11:47 PM

That's just his stunt double.

Would Mario believe it's not butter?

Seeking Attention · 06-18-2008, 10:38 AM

Tubba you don't have to bump every "Ask a stupid Question, get a stupid answer" thread you know.

Tubba@Blubba · 06-19-2008, 06:51 PM

Well, it's not a sin to do it. I like all of these "Stupid Q&A" topics. (Don't know what kinda question THAT is.) I mean, everyone else just posts, but me? I'm the sinful bumper, ain't I? Well, maybe it's just cause I SEARCH for "Stupid Q&A" and "Caption Contest" forums, and maybe it's just I wanna be a PART of it. sheesh, this was a bad enough problem in SCHOOL. Yeah, maybe you can go and isolate the kid with imagination, huh? And not tell him anything just so he gets in trouble....oops, sorry, I get a LOT of this stuff, and I just found my voice...

Anyway, the question is: WOULD Mario believe it's not butter?

Robotazy · 06-19-2008, 08:07 PM

nope, we're not playing.

Please check the date on the upper right of the post before you even try posting

Also, no matter how tempting it is, you shouldn't bump any topic that is on any page but the front page (Page 2 is a very rare exception), mostly because it's just stupid to do so.

So, don't do it again. This is your last warning, and I will report you if I see you do it again.

11-10-2007, 12:47 PM	#24
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	Stars are like the Mushroom Kingdom version of marijuana. Why is Luigi green instead of orange?

11-10-2007, 01:03 PM	#26
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	Wario couldn't afford a punching bag. Why is Bowser, ya know, huge?

11-13-2007, 05:21 AM	#30
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	He's too fat to work out. Why are Wario and Waluigi's noses pink?

11-15-2007, 07:12 PM	#32
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	Not since the ball-buster incident. Why do you think his voice is so high-pitched? Why don't Boos have any legs?

11-19-2007, 04:17 AM	#34
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	Around the time Bowser was born, his mom bought a dog and got the names mixed up. Why couldn't Yoshi stand up straight in the earlier games?

11-09-2007, 08:01 PM	#21
Typhlame Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Probably eating. Gender: Posts: 4,284 Thanks: 709 Thanked 155 Times in 110 Posts	That wasn't Peach. (I'm being serious, it wasn't) Does Mario liek cHoCoLaTe SoUp?

11-09-2007, 08:03 PM	#22
BLUEShyGuy Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: UP YOUR MOTHER HUGGEN BUTT Gender: Posts: 90 Thanks: 9 Thanked 11 Times in 2 Posts	A:ya he made it himself Q:why does bowser like to take peach?

11-09-2007, 08:05 PM	#23
Typhlame Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Probably eating. Gender: Posts: 4,284 Thanks: 709 Thanked 155 Times in 110 Posts	Peach is his *****. What do stars do for Mario?

11-10-2007, 12:53 PM	#25
Typhlame Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Probably eating. Gender: Posts: 4,284 Thanks: 709 Thanked 155 Times in 110 Posts	Luigi likes lime juice. Why does Waluigi exist?

11-11-2007, 07:17 PM	#27
BLUEShyGuy Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: UP YOUR MOTHER HUGGEN BUTT Gender: Posts: 90 Thanks: 9 Thanked 11 Times in 2 Posts	A: its not really bowser.....its your mom ownd Q:why is mario always the hero?

11-11-2007, 11:06 PM	#28
Crazybirdanimations Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Gender: Posts: 4,912 Thanks: 237 Thanked 222 Times in 175 Posts	Because Superman's game sucked. Why doesn't Waluigi have his own game?

11-12-2007, 05:42 AM	#29
Maximum Spider Senior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: I'll take Street Fighter over Dragonball any day. Gender: Posts: 2,549 Thanks: 0 Thanked 191 Times in 126 Posts	He was the best pitcher in Mario Superstar Baseball. What more do you want? Why doesn't Mario decide to lose weight?

11-13-2007, 02:59 PM	#31
BLUEShyGuy Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: UP YOUR MOTHER HUGGEN BUTT Gender: Posts: 90 Thanks: 9 Thanked 11 Times in 2 Posts	A sings wario the pink nose italianguy, had a very shiny nose, and if u ever saw it, it would probably be dripping*sings Qdoes mario breakdance?!!!

11-19-2007, 12:20 AM	#33
Crazybirdanimations Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Gender: Posts: 4,912 Thanks: 237 Thanked 222 Times in 175 Posts	they were in a terrible tragic accident...Each and every one of them. Why's Bowser's name Bowser?

11-20-2007, 03:15 AM	#35
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	Mario's lard bent his back horribly. If a Mushroom falls off a pit in a forest, does it make a noise?

11-20-2007, 04:35 AM	#36
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	7! The answer is 7! Why does Mario bloat when he gets a power flower?

06-17-2008, 11:47 PM	#37
Tubba@Blubba Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: In my own little world... Gender: Posts: 80 Thanks: 28 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	That's just his stunt double. Would Mario believe it's not butter?

06-18-2008, 10:38 AM	#38
Seeking Attention Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Gender: Posts: 0 Thanks: 489 Thanked 185 Times in 153 Posts	Tubba you don't have to bump every "Ask a stupid Question, get a stupid answer" thread you know.

06-19-2008, 06:51 PM	#39
Tubba@Blubba Junior Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: In my own little world... Gender: Posts: 80 Thanks: 28 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	Well, it's not a sin to do it. I like all of these "Stupid Q&A" topics. (Don't know what kinda question THAT is.) I mean, everyone else just posts, but me? I'm the sinful bumper, ain't I? Well, maybe it's just cause I SEARCH for "Stupid Q&A" and "Caption Contest" forums, and maybe it's just I wanna be a PART of it. sheesh, this was a bad enough problem in SCHOOL. Yeah, maybe you can go and isolate the kid with imagination, huh? And not tell him anything just so he gets in trouble....oops, sorry, I get a LOT of this stuff, and I just found my voice... Anyway, the question is: WOULD Mario believe it's not butter? Last edited by Tubba@Blubba; 06-19-2008 at 06:57 PM. Reason: ...nothing whatever.

06-19-2008, 08:07 PM	#40
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,483 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	nope, we're not playing. Please check the date on the upper right of the post before you even try posting Also, no matter how tempting it is, you shouldn't bump any topic that is on any page but the front page (Page 2 is a very rare exception), mostly because it's just stupid to do so. So, don't do it again. This is your last warning, and I will report you if I see you do it again.