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| Senior Member | Because shoveling poo is much more fun than carving. Why did Mario have black overalls in SMB3? |
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| Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: M*A*S*H 4077 Gender: Posts: 5,609 Thanks: 220 Thanked 306 Times in 238 Posts | So those people with black and white TVs wouldn't feel left out. Why doesn't Mario ever get a new hair cut or mustache trim? |
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| Senior Member | Because Wario's the only barber in town. Why do mushrooms make Mario grow? |
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| Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in a bag of potato chips. Potato chips of LOVE. Gender: Posts: 4,671 Thanks: 1,274 Thanked 415 Times in 346 Posts | They're SHROOMS, not mushrooms. Catch my drift? MARIO PARTY ONE?? |
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| | #25 |
| Senior Member | No. Six will always be the best. Why can't Luigi get a date? |
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| Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: right behind you, b*tch! Gender: Posts: 1,669 Thanks: 34 Thanked 34 Times in 31 Posts | Men wearing women's clothes usually makes it difficult....usually. Why is peach's power in her game PMS? |
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| Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in a bag of potato chips. Potato chips of LOVE. Gender: Posts: 4,671 Thanks: 1,274 Thanked 415 Times in 346 Posts | She's a videogame heroine. Sexist gamemakers... Why can't Nintendo create non-ditzy heroines? |
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| Senior Member | I don't know. Which Scotland? |
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| Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mad Science Academy, 12th Floor Gender: Posts: 622 Thanks: 64 Thanked 44 Times in 32 Posts | No, but his doctor recommended it. What does Rosalina do all day on the Comet Observatory? |
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| Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in a bag of potato chips. Potato chips of LOVE. Gender: Posts: 4,671 Thanks: 1,274 Thanked 415 Times in 346 Posts | She recharges her mana so she can continue forming a forcefield around her lest any fat plumbers come falling from the sky. Twink or Lumas? |
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| | #35 |
| Senior Member | He's like, Ruigi, but different. Why is Luigi's shadow hanging from a noose in LM? |
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| | #37 |
| Senior Member | No, it's really Micheal Jackson in disguise (oh no!) Why do Fire Flowers make Mario firey? |
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| | #39 |
| Senior Member | Because running on the stick would've been st00pid. Why does Peach float when she jumps? |
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| Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mad Science Academy, 12th Floor Gender: Posts: 622 Thanks: 64 Thanked 44 Times in 32 Posts | Because she has the whole 'Eye of the Tiger' thing goin' on. What would happen if F.L.U.D.D. was filled up with another substance besides water, like 2% milk or beer? |
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