Ask a stupid Mario question, get a stupid Mario answer returns once more!

Dizzy · 12-13-2007, 04:41 PM

Why does Waluigi suck so much?

I am nobody · 12-13-2007, 06:01 PM

He likes straws.

Why did this need a second topic?

Typhlame · 12-13-2007, 07:36 PM

Because BREAD

Why is Mario red instead of, oh say, white?

Dizzy · 12-14-2007, 04:35 AM

Ever heard of KKK?

Why doesn't Toad have his own game?

VG_Addict · 12-15-2007, 04:46 PM

Because.

Is Wario supposed to be a failed clone of Mario?

Eric · 12-15-2007, 04:48 PM

no.

Is bowser a mutated turtle?

Redshirt · 12-15-2007, 05:46 PM

No he is a mutated koopa.

Why is Mario short?

CuccoLady · 12-15-2007, 07:58 PM

That's not nice; people with growth defects could take offense to that statement.

Why do lumas eat starbits?

Dr. Furball · 12-15-2007, 08:23 PM

Because they're hungry.

What color is Daisy's underwear?

CuccoLady · 12-15-2007, 08:31 PM

Yellow. Haven't you played melee?

ThisOldMan · 12-16-2007, 08:12 AM

No.

If Mario goes to Michigan masked in a magenta mask making millions of miles a millisecond, how many M's are there in all?

Redshirt · 12-16-2007, 01:56 PM

(Question and answer)
Who cares?

Dizzy · 12-17-2007, 04:50 AM

Mario cares.

Why would Mario even go to the Olympics in the first place?

Leinad · 12-17-2007, 11:02 AM

because he knows he can win the jumping events.

why isn't wart in the games at all apart from in Super Mario Bros 2?

Redshirt · 12-17-2007, 02:37 PM

He hit the mandatory retirement age.

Why do mushrooms make Mario “Super”, Why not cheeseburgers?

Crazybirdanimations · 12-17-2007, 05:45 PM

Cheese burgers don't exist in Scotland.

Who's Mario?

Dizzy · 12-17-2007, 05:51 PM

Oiram backwards.

Why is Mario's voice so high-pitched?

VG_Addict · 12-17-2007, 07:38 PM

Helium.

Is SMB3 the best game ever?

CuccoLady · 12-17-2007, 08:57 PM

no, SMRPG is.

HOW DOES BOWZER BREATHE FIRE???

Leinad · 12-18-2007, 12:16 PM

A zippo and the hindenberg embedded in his jaw.

Why did Mario stop being a carpenter and become a plumber?

12-13-2007, 04:41 PM	#1
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	Ask a stupid Mario question, get a stupid Mario answer returns once more! Why does Waluigi suck so much?

12-13-2007, 06:01 PM	#2
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,515 Thanks: 309 Thanked 365 Times in 242 Posts Blog Entries: 7	He likes straws. Why did this need a second topic?

12-13-2007, 07:36 PM	#3
Typhlame Senior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Probably eating. Gender: Posts: 4,284 Thanks: 709 Thanked 155 Times in 110 Posts	Because BREAD Why is Mario red instead of, oh say, white?

12-14-2007, 04:35 AM	#4
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	Ever heard of KKK? Why doesn't Toad have his own game?

12-15-2007, 04:46 PM	#5
VG_Addict Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the Vicinity Gender: Posts: 3,973 Thanks: 36 Thanked 227 Times in 194 Posts Blog Entries: 2	Because. Is Wario supposed to be a failed clone of Mario?

12-15-2007, 04:48 PM	#6
Eric Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: Up your arse and around the corner. Gender: Posts: 1,343 Thanks: 236 Thanked 65 Times in 51 Posts	no. Is bowser a mutated turtle?

12-15-2007, 05:46 PM	#7
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,699 Thanks: 704 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	No he is a mutated koopa. Why is Mario short?

12-15-2007, 07:58 PM	#8
CuccoLady Anime and Cartoons Mod Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: THIS LOCATION REMINDS ME OF A PUZZLE, LUKE Gender: Posts: 9,077 Thanks: 2,825 Thanked 1,222 Times in 822 Posts	That's not nice; people with growth defects could take offense to that statement. Why do lumas eat starbits?

12-15-2007, 08:23 PM	#9
Dr. Furball Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mad Science Academy, 12th Floor Gender: Posts: 1,125 Thanks: 185 Thanked 97 Times in 60 Posts	Because they're hungry. What color is Daisy's underwear?

12-15-2007, 08:31 PM	#10
CuccoLady Anime and Cartoons Mod Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: THIS LOCATION REMINDS ME OF A PUZZLE, LUKE Gender: Posts: 9,077 Thanks: 2,825 Thanked 1,222 Times in 822 Posts	Yellow. Haven't you played melee?

12-16-2007, 08:12 AM	#11
ThisOldMan Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Do you really want to know? Gender: Posts: 82 Thanks: 10 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts Blog Entries: 1	No. If Mario goes to Michigan masked in a magenta mask making millions of miles a millisecond, how many M's are there in all?

12-16-2007, 01:56 PM	#12
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,699 Thanks: 704 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	(Question and answer) Who cares?

12-17-2007, 04:50 AM	#13
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	Mario cares. Why would Mario even go to the Olympics in the first place?

12-17-2007, 11:02 AM	#14
Leinad Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: That place where I live. Gender: Posts: 1,813 Thanks: 47 Thanked 56 Times in 48 Posts	because he knows he can win the jumping events. why isn't wart in the games at all apart from in Super Mario Bros 2?

12-17-2007, 02:37 PM	#15
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,699 Thanks: 704 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	He hit the mandatory retirement age. Why do mushrooms make Mario “Super”, Why not cheeseburgers?

12-17-2007, 05:45 PM	#16
Crazybirdanimations Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Gender: Posts: 4,912 Thanks: 237 Thanked 222 Times in 175 Posts	Cheese burgers don't exist in Scotland. Who's Mario?

12-17-2007, 05:51 PM	#17
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	Oiram backwards. Why is Mario's voice so high-pitched?

12-17-2007, 07:38 PM	#18
VG_Addict Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the Vicinity Gender: Posts: 3,973 Thanks: 36 Thanked 227 Times in 194 Posts Blog Entries: 2	Helium. Is SMB3 the best game ever?

12-17-2007, 08:57 PM	#19
CuccoLady Anime and Cartoons Mod Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: THIS LOCATION REMINDS ME OF A PUZZLE, LUKE Gender: Posts: 9,077 Thanks: 2,825 Thanked 1,222 Times in 822 Posts	no, SMRPG is. HOW DOES BOWZER BREATHE FIRE???

12-18-2007, 12:16 PM	#20
Leinad Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: That place where I live. Gender: Posts: 1,813 Thanks: 47 Thanked 56 Times in 48 Posts	A zippo and the hindenberg embedded in his jaw. Why did Mario stop being a carpenter and become a plumber?