Ask a stupid Mario question, get a stupid Mario answer returns once more!

DarkZero · 12-13-2007, 05:41 PM

Why does Waluigi suck so much?

I am nobody · 12-13-2007, 07:01 PM

He likes straws.

Why did this need a second topic?

Get a new Kirby today! · 12-13-2007, 08:36 PM

Because BREAD

Why is Mario red instead of, oh say, white?

DarkZero · 12-14-2007, 05:35 AM

Ever heard of KKK?

Why doesn't Toad have his own game?

VG_Addict · 12-15-2007, 05:46 PM

Because.

Is Wario supposed to be a failed clone of Mario?

Eric · 12-15-2007, 05:48 PM

no.

Is bowser a mutated turtle?

Mush Face · 12-15-2007, 06:46 PM

No he is a mutated koopa.

Why is Mario short?

HCl- HydroCuccoLadic Acid · 12-15-2007, 08:58 PM

That's not nice; people with growth defects could take offense to that statement.

Why do lumas eat starbits?

Dr. Furball · 12-15-2007, 09:23 PM

Because they're hungry.

What color is Daisy's underwear?

HCl- HydroCuccoLadic Acid · 12-15-2007, 09:31 PM

Yellow. Haven't you played melee?

thatnewguy · 12-16-2007, 09:12 AM

No.

If Mario goes to Michigan masked in a magenta mask making millions of miles a millisecond, how many M's are there in all?

Mush Face · 12-16-2007, 02:56 PM

(Question and answer)
Who cares?

DarkZero · 12-17-2007, 05:50 AM

Mario cares.

Why would Mario even go to the Olympics in the first place?

Leinad · 12-17-2007, 12:02 PM

because he knows he can win the jumping events.

why isn't wart in the games at all apart from in Super Mario Bros 2?

Mush Face · 12-17-2007, 03:37 PM

He hit the mandatory retirement age.

Why do mushrooms make Mario “Super”, Why not cheeseburgers?

Crazybirdanimations · 12-17-2007, 06:45 PM

Cheese burgers don't exist in Scotland.

Who's Mario?

DarkZero · 12-17-2007, 06:51 PM

Oiram backwards.

Why is Mario's voice so high-pitched?

VG_Addict · 12-17-2007, 08:38 PM

Helium.

Is SMB3 the best game ever?

HCl- HydroCuccoLadic Acid · 12-17-2007, 09:57 PM

no, SMRPG is.

HOW DOES BOWZER BREATHE FIRE???

Leinad · 12-18-2007, 01:16 PM

A zippo and the hindenberg embedded in his jaw.

Why did Mario stop being a carpenter and become a plumber?

12-13-2007, 05:41 PM	#1
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12-13-2007, 07:01 PM	#2
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12-13-2007, 08:36 PM	#3
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12-14-2007, 05:35 AM	#4
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12-15-2007, 05:46 PM	#5
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12-15-2007, 05:48 PM	#6
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12-15-2007, 06:46 PM	#7
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12-15-2007, 08:58 PM	#8
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12-15-2007, 09:23 PM	#9
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12-15-2007, 09:31 PM	#10
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12-16-2007, 09:12 AM	#11
thatnewguy Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Do you really want to know? Gender: Posts: 57 Thanks: 5 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 1,257.81 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 1,257.81 Donate	No. If Mario goes to Michigan masked in a magenta mask making millions of miles a millisecond, how many M's are there in all?

12-16-2007, 02:56 PM	#12
Mush Face Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: MAS*H 4077 Gender: Posts: 5,609 Thanks: 220 Thanked 306 Times in 238 Posts Points: 2,509.06 Bank: 15,428.61 Total Points: 17,937.67 Donate	(Question and answer) Who cares?

12-17-2007, 05:50 AM	#13
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12-17-2007, 12:02 PM	#14
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12-17-2007, 03:37 PM	#15
Mush Face Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: MAS*H 4077 Gender: Posts: 5,609 Thanks: 220 Thanked 306 Times in 238 Posts Points: 2,509.06 Bank: 15,428.61 Total Points: 17,937.67 Donate	He hit the mandatory retirement age. Why do mushrooms make Mario “Super”, Why not cheeseburgers?

12-17-2007, 06:45 PM	#16
Crazybirdanimations Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Gender: Posts: 4,723 Thanks: 233 Thanked 204 Times in 168 Posts Points: 1,247.49 Bank: 31,153.05 Total Points: 32,400.54 Donate	Cheese burgers don't exist in Scotland. Who's Mario?

12-17-2007, 06:51 PM	#17
DarkZero Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: Ever notice how Tazy's PDN (STOP LOOKING AT ME) abbreviates to "SLAM"? Gender: Posts: 3,761 Thanks: 322 Thanked 229 Times in 166 Posts Blog Entries: 4 Points: 13,923.64 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 13,923.64 Donate	Oiram backwards. Why is Mario's voice so high-pitched?

12-17-2007, 08:38 PM	#18
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12-17-2007, 09:57 PM	#19
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12-18-2007, 01:16 PM	#20
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