If you were Bowser, how would you kill Mario? - Page 2

Dr. Furball · 01-24-2008, 10:25 PM

At the end of my castle, I'd have a Peach decoy that would sprout long, electrified spikes upon Mario getting close to it. Then it'd explode.

Metal Man · 01-25-2008, 05:03 PM

Shoot him up with an AK-47.

I mean, he's used to all sorts of other methods. Surprise machinegun attack in level 2, on the other hand, not so much.

I'd also trap all my lands like in I Wanna Be The Guy and that evil Mario hack, just to be sure. Let's see him dodge a gigantic death moon!

Wonder Wario · 01-25-2008, 05:14 PM

Eat him in his sleep.

KittenTheSmitten · 01-25-2008, 08:56 PM

I'D HIRE SWEDISH HITMEN.
Why Swedish? Swedish accents rule. Why hitmen? Because obviously, no offense to me, but I suck. As Bowser. Maybe as Meowkie, too. But Bowser...he needs all of the SWEDISH help he can get.

Kamektheheadmagikoopa! · 02-03-2008, 01:58 PM

I'd force him to watch educational videos!!!(P.S. IM FINNALLY BACK!!!)

01-24-2008, 10:25 PM	#21
Dr. Furball Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mad Science Academy, 12th Floor Gender: Posts: 1,125 Thanks: 185 Thanked 97 Times in 60 Posts	At the end of my castle, I'd have a Peach decoy that would sprout long, electrified spikes upon Mario getting close to it. Then it'd explode. Last edited by Dr. Furball; 01-24-2008 at 10:25 PM. Reason: forgot an 'a'

01-25-2008, 05:03 PM	#22
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	Shoot him up with an AK-47. I mean, he's used to all sorts of other methods. Surprise machinegun attack in level 2, on the other hand, not so much. I'd also trap all my lands like in I Wanna Be The Guy and that evil Mario hack, just to be sure. Let's see him dodge a gigantic death moon!

01-25-2008, 05:14 PM	#23
Wonder Wario Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Gender: Posts: 2,090 Thanks: 65 Thanked 37 Times in 23 Posts	Eat him in his sleep.

01-25-2008, 08:56 PM	#24
KittenTheSmitten Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Canada Gender: Posts: 144 Thanks: 41 Thanked 23 Times in 13 Posts	I'D HIRE SWEDISH HITMEN. Why Swedish? Swedish accents rule. Why hitmen? Because obviously, no offense to me, but I suck. As Bowser. Maybe as Meowkie, too. But Bowser...he needs all of the SWEDISH help he can get.

02-03-2008, 01:58 PM	#25
Kamektheheadmagikoopa! Junior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Somewhere over the rianbow!!! Gender: Posts: 146 Thanks: 5 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts	I'd force him to watch educational videos!!!(P.S. IM FINNALLY BACK!!!)