If you were Bowser, how would you kill Mario? - Page 2 - VGF

Dr. Furball · 01-24-2008, 11:25 PM

At the end of my castle, I'd have a Peach decoy that would sprout long, electrified spikes upon Mario getting close to it. Then it'd explode.

Metal Man · 01-25-2008, 06:03 PM

Shoot him up with an AK-47.

I mean, he's used to all sorts of other methods. Surprise machinegun attack in level 2, on the other hand, not so much.

I'd also trap all my lands like in I Wanna Be The Guy and that evil Mario hack, just to be sure. Let's see him dodge a gigantic death moon!

Wonder Wario · 01-25-2008, 06:14 PM

Eat him in his sleep.

KittenTheSmitten · 01-25-2008, 09:56 PM

I'D HIRE SWEDISH HITMEN.
Why Swedish? Swedish accents rule. Why hitmen? Because obviously, no offense to me, but I suck. As Bowser. Maybe as Meowkie, too. But Bowser...he needs all of the SWEDISH help he can get.

Kamektheheadmagikoopa! · 02-03-2008, 02:58 PM

I'd force him to watch educational videos!!!(P.S. IM FINNALLY BACK!!!)

01-24-2008, 11:25 PM	#21
Dr. Furball Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mad Science Academy, 12th Floor Gender: Posts: 498 Thanks: 21 Thanked 19 Times in 13 Posts Points: 1,151.62 Bank: 5,478.44 Total Points: 6,630.06 Donate	At the end of my castle, I'd have a Peach decoy that would sprout long, electrified spikes upon Mario getting close to it. Then it'd explode. Last edited by Dr. Furball; 01-24-2008 at 11:25 PM. Reason: forgot an 'a'

01-25-2008, 06:03 PM	#22
Metal Man Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Gender: Posts: 6,711 Thanks: 74 Thanked 191 Times in 131 Posts Points: 8,316.01 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 8,316.01 Donate	Shoot him up with an AK-47. I mean, he's used to all sorts of other methods. Surprise machinegun attack in level 2, on the other hand, not so much. I'd also trap all my lands like in I Wanna Be The Guy and that evil Mario hack, just to be sure. Let's see him dodge a gigantic death moon!

01-25-2008, 06:14 PM	#23
Wonder Wario Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Gender: Posts: 2,089 Thanks: 65 Thanked 37 Times in 23 Posts Points: 5,778.75 Bank: 1,284.12 Total Points: 7,062.87 Donate	Eat him in his sleep.

01-25-2008, 09:56 PM	#24
KittenTheSmitten Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Canada Gender: Posts: 140 Thanks: 41 Thanked 20 Times in 12 Posts Points: 984.86 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 984.86 Donate	I'D HIRE SWEDISH HITMEN. Why Swedish? Swedish accents rule. Why hitmen? Because obviously, no offense to me, but I suck. As Bowser. Maybe as Meowkie, too. But Bowser...he needs all of the SWEDISH help he can get.

02-03-2008, 02:58 PM	#25
Kamektheheadmagikoopa! Junior Member Join Date: May 2007 Location: Somewhere over the rianbow!!! Gender: Posts: 146 Thanks: 5 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts Points: 432.76 Bank: 101.02 Total Points: 533.78 Donate	I'd force him to watch educational videos!!!(P.S. IM FINNALLY BACK!!!)