If you were Bowser, how would you kill Mario? - VGF

DarkZero · 01-06-2008, 07:50 PM

I'd blow up every Italian resturant in Mushroom Kingdom.

SephirothKirby · 01-06-2008, 07:59 PM

How the hell would that kill Mario?

DarkZero · 01-06-2008, 08:04 PM

How the hell don't you know?

Eric · 01-06-2008, 08:58 PM

I'd make him play Charlie's Angels

Smarmy Vent · 01-06-2008, 09:08 PM

I'd make it so my fortress of doom isn't in proximity of any lava or botomless pits which I might fall into.

I am nobody · 01-06-2008, 09:17 PM

I wouldn't tell him that he can kill me by grabbing my tail and throwing me.

Insert unfunny meme here · 01-06-2008, 09:58 PM

I would just bomb his house.

RYU_MARIOBUSA · 01-06-2008, 10:39 PM

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Originally Posted by Eric

I'd make him play Charlie's Angels

I'd make him play Where's Waldo? (NES)

***CaptHayfever*** · 01-07-2008, 01:59 AM

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

ahuambachano · 01-15-2008, 09:53 PM

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Originally Posted by Eric

I'd make him play Charlie's Angels

I'll make him play CD-I Zelda. And if it doesn't kill him, Wind Waker!

DarkZero · 01-15-2008, 09:59 PM

This is an easy one.
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Smarmy Vent · 01-15-2008, 11:39 PM

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Originally Posted by ahuambachano

And if it doesn't kill him, Wind Waker!

**Wyborn** · 01-16-2008, 02:03 AM

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Originally Posted by ahuambachano

And if it doesn't kill him, Wind Waker!

You shame me.

If I were Bowser? I'd build up this huge, massive, rolling sense of impending climax, like he's going to fight me at the center of the universe. And then?

I fight him in a broom closet barely big enough to fit the two of us into.

Yeah, punk, run now.

DarkZero · 01-16-2008, 04:54 AM

I'd still go with the mushroom shortage option. But if that doesn't work, I'll download him into Mortal Kombat or something.

Señor Luigi · 01-20-2008, 02:23 PM

If I were Bowser, I would blow up Mario's house while hes asleep.

MUSHMAN · 01-21-2008, 06:01 PM

I would put poison in the mushroom in the first block on level 1-1

Sparrowphone325 · 01-24-2008, 12:22 PM

Use action replay and delete him and luigi from all games

The Joker · 01-24-2008, 12:27 PM

In a drive-bye while on the Las Vegas strip after a Mike Tyson fight.

(just like Tu-Pac)

VWF_champion · 01-24-2008, 04:54 PM

One word: Explosives.

DarkZero · 01-24-2008, 08:30 PM

I'd lock Toad in his house so he could drown in the annoyance.

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01-06-2008, 08:04 PM	#3
DarkZero Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: In the refrigerator, behind the mayonaise, next to the ketchup, and to the left of the coleslaw. Gender: Posts: 2,574 Thanks: 196 Thanked 94 Times in 72 Posts Points: 17,336.34 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 17,336.34 Donate	How the hell don't you know?

01-06-2008, 08:58 PM	#4
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01-07-2008, 01:59 AM	#9
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01-15-2008, 09:59 PM	#11
DarkZero Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: In the refrigerator, behind the mayonaise, next to the ketchup, and to the left of the coleslaw. Gender: Posts: 2,574 Thanks: 196 Thanked 94 Times in 72 Posts Points: 17,336.34 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 17,336.34 Donate	This is an easy one. Looming mushroom shortage could affect quick-service operators \| Restaurant Operations \| QSR Web

01-16-2008, 04:54 AM	#14
DarkZero Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: In the refrigerator, behind the mayonaise, next to the ketchup, and to the left of the coleslaw. Gender: Posts: 2,574 Thanks: 196 Thanked 94 Times in 72 Posts Points: 17,336.34 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 17,336.34 Donate	I'd still go with the mushroom shortage option. But if that doesn't work, I'll download him into Mortal Kombat or something.

01-20-2008, 02:23 PM	#15
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01-21-2008, 06:01 PM	#16
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01-24-2008, 04:54 PM	#19
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01-24-2008, 08:30 PM	#20
DarkZero Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: In the refrigerator, behind the mayonaise, next to the ketchup, and to the left of the coleslaw. Gender: Posts: 2,574 Thanks: 196 Thanked 94 Times in 72 Posts Points: 17,336.34 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 17,336.34 Donate	I'd lock Toad in his house so he could drown in the annoyance.