Never-ending story: Mario Edition

Dizzy · 01-15-2008, 12:48 PM

RULES:
Add on to each persons post using only one sentence.
Each sentence must contain less than 30 words; no runons.
It's never ending, so don't end the story early.
OK, I'll start.

Mario was walking in town when he saw Luigi crying.

**Valigarmander** · 01-15-2008, 12:57 PM

Hopefully this OS won't get run into the ground.

"Ey, what's-a the matter, Luigi?" Mario asked winsomely. Luigi looked up, his eyes burning with tears and said

Dizzy · 01-15-2008, 01:01 PM

"Waluigi took my cheese pudding!"

Sorry, I couldn't resist.

Speed · 01-15-2008, 03:51 PM

Meanwhile Waluigi ate Luigi's cheese pudding

Dizzy · 01-15-2008, 03:56 PM

Mario walks over to Waluigi and preceeds to beat him up when the Toad Town police show up.

**Valigarmander** · 01-15-2008, 04:07 PM

"It's-a misunderstanding!" Mario gasped, though Waluigi lay beneath him in a pool of warm blood, and Mario's breath reeked of alcohol a hundred yards away. The police

Dizzy · 01-15-2008, 04:10 PM

Take Mario to jail; Luigi runs after them, trips, and falls in a ditch.

**Valigarmander** · 01-15-2008, 04:47 PM

He breaks his leg. He screams in agony as the bone rips through the flesh of his knee. His pants are soon soaked red.

Dizzy · 01-15-2008, 04:57 PM

He has a solution. He goes to the doctor (not The Doctor) who is really Iggy Koopa in disguise.

Speed · 01-16-2008, 06:08 AM

Iggy tells Luigi to "take these pills and call an undertaker"

Dizzy · 01-16-2008, 08:19 AM

Luigi refuses and Iggy holds him hostage in an empty mayonaise jar.

**Valigarmander** · 01-16-2008, 06:36 PM

There, he meets the Deku Princess.

SephirothKirby · 01-16-2008, 06:39 PM

Luigi, trapped in his tiny chamber, gazed at the subtle beauty of the Deku Princess. Blushing, he murmured, "As long as we're both trapped here...

Dizzy · 01-16-2008, 06:42 PM

"let's play Yahtzee!" Luigi said. The Deku Princess then...

**Valigarmander** · 01-16-2008, 06:47 PM

began crying. "My mother was used to make paper sheets for a Yahtzee game!"

SephirothKirby · 01-16-2008, 06:50 PM

(Damn, I was *really* hoping Val would get to mine.)

Luigi then responded by shouting, "Oh my, I'm very sorry! I didn't mean to offend..." He'd try to stop her crying by

Dizzy · 01-16-2008, 06:58 PM

Playing a melody on his... shoe. The melody he chooses to play is...

**Valigarmander** · 01-16-2008, 07:00 PM

"Get Up Offa That Thing" by James Brown.

Dizzy · 01-16-2008, 07:04 PM

By playing this rather akward choice of a shoe song, this causes the Deku Princess to react by...

Speed · 01-17-2008, 09:27 AM

Break-Danceing

01-15-2008, 12:48 PM	#1
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	Never-ending story: Mario Edition RULES: Add on to each persons post using only one sentence. Each sentence must contain less than 30 words; no runons. It's never ending, so don't end the story early. OK, I'll start. Mario was walking in town when he saw Luigi crying.

01-15-2008, 12:57 PM	#2
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	Hopefully this OS won't get run into the ground. "Ey, what's-a the matter, Luigi?" Mario asked winsomely. Luigi looked up, his eyes burning with tears and said

01-15-2008, 01:01 PM	#3
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	"Waluigi took my cheese pudding!" Sorry, I couldn't resist.

01-15-2008, 03:51 PM	#4
Speed Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: If there's a bright center to the universe I'm on the planet it's farthest from Gender: Posts: 3,747 Thanks: 1,598 Thanked 320 Times in 224 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Meanwhile Waluigi ate Luigi's cheese pudding

01-15-2008, 03:56 PM	#5
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	Mario walks over to Waluigi and preceeds to beat him up when the Toad Town police show up.

01-15-2008, 04:07 PM	#6
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	"It's-a misunderstanding!" Mario gasped, though Waluigi lay beneath him in a pool of warm blood, and Mario's breath reeked of alcohol a hundred yards away. The police

01-15-2008, 04:10 PM	#7
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	Take Mario to jail; Luigi runs after them, trips, and falls in a ditch.

01-15-2008, 04:47 PM	#8
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	He breaks his leg. He screams in agony as the bone rips through the flesh of his knee. His pants are soon soaked red.

01-15-2008, 04:57 PM	#9
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	He has a solution. He goes to the doctor (not *The Doctor*) who is really Iggy Koopa in disguise.

01-16-2008, 06:08 AM	#10
Speed Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: If there's a bright center to the universe I'm on the planet it's farthest from Gender: Posts: 3,747 Thanks: 1,598 Thanked 320 Times in 224 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Iggy tells Luigi to "take these pills and call an undertaker"

01-16-2008, 08:19 AM	#11
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	Luigi refuses and Iggy holds him hostage in an empty mayonaise jar.

01-16-2008, 06:36 PM	#12
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	There, he meets the Deku Princess.

01-16-2008, 06:39 PM	#13
SephirothKirby Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it. Gender: Posts: 7,213 Thanks: 373 Thanked 760 Times in 447 Posts	Luigi, trapped in his tiny chamber, gazed at the subtle beauty of the Deku Princess. Blushing, he murmured, "As long as we're both trapped here...

01-16-2008, 06:42 PM	#14
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	"let's play Yahtzee!" Luigi said. The Deku Princess then...

01-16-2008, 06:47 PM	#15
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	began crying. "My mother was used to make paper sheets for a Yahtzee game!"

01-16-2008, 06:50 PM	#16
SephirothKirby Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it. Gender: Posts: 7,213 Thanks: 373 Thanked 760 Times in 447 Posts	(Damn, I was really hoping Val would get to mine.) Luigi then responded by shouting, "Oh my, I'm very sorry! I didn't mean to offend..." He'd try to stop her crying by

01-16-2008, 06:58 PM	#17
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	Playing a melody on his... shoe. The melody he chooses to play is...

01-16-2008, 07:00 PM	#18
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	"Get Up Offa That Thing" by James Brown.

01-16-2008, 07:04 PM	#19
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	By playing this rather akward choice of a shoe song, this causes the Deku Princess to react by...

01-17-2008, 09:27 AM	#20
Speed Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: If there's a bright center to the universe I'm on the planet it's farthest from Gender: Posts: 3,747 Thanks: 1,598 Thanked 320 Times in 224 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Break-Danceing