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Old 05-11-2008, 08:19 PM   #1
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New Mario Never-ending Story, Better Version

Hey, all. If you hadn't notice the last topic has been locked and moved. I'm going with the assumption that it was because A) there was too much sexual content, and B) there was too little consistent topic other than random word-spray. So, let's try this again, and this time, without the sex and the spam, m'kay? This isn't Waluigi's Sexy Day. I'll start.


One morning, Mario was walking down the road peacefully when...
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...Bowser came out from nowhere, and pushed Mario down onto the ground, ruining his new overalls. Mario, enraged, then...
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stood up and pushed Bowser. The koopa tripped and fell backwards, but jumped up and soon a pushing match had begun between the two. A crowd of passers-by appeared around them to watch, chanting "Fight, fight!" while Mario and Bowser...
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enaged in a drinking contest. While they did that Luigi...
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...was visiting his sick neighbor's home. During the visit, a swarm of boos came and suddenly...
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started banging on the walls and rapping the shutters, startling Luigi so much that he dropped and broke his...
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house and was eaten by a bear....
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The bear then poofed out of existence, seeing as they're not bears in the MK. This left Luigi, who then...
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got eaten by Wario who then noticed Mario...
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...having a few drinks with Bowser. Wario joined them, and got drunk enough to reveal that he had eaten Luigi. This made Mario...
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Buy Wario a Drink. Wario then...
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Danced around the bar, trying to get people to give him a drink. But unfortunately...
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he was beaten by Yoshi who was looking for fat people. The reason was...
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Fat people are cool. Then, for no reason at all, General Guy walks in and...
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...Tripped and fell on Wario, who being drunk...
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slapped him and started making out with him. General Guy got mad and shot Wario in the face...
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Myspace, Wario angered at being put on MySpace challenged general guy to a game of...
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...Mortal Kombat. As they did this, Waluigi was showing off his new...
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electric car. The Gay bar down the street was very impressed and challenged Waluigi to a game of scrabble...
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