New Mario Never-ending Story, Better Version

**Valigarmander** · 05-11-2008, 08:19 PM

Hey, all. If you hadn't notice the last topic has been locked and moved. I'm going with the assumption that it was because A) there was too much sexual content, and B) there was too little consistent topic other than random word-spray. So, let's try this again, and this time, without the sex and the spam, m'kay? This isn't Waluigi's Sexy Day. I'll start.

One morning, Mario was walking down the road peacefully when...

**X-3** · 05-11-2008, 08:20 PM

...Bowser came out from nowhere, and pushed Mario down onto the ground, ruining his new overalls. Mario, enraged, then...

**Valigarmander** · 05-11-2008, 08:22 PM

stood up and pushed Bowser. The koopa tripped and fell backwards, but jumped up and soon a pushing match had begun between the two. A crowd of passers-by appeared around them to watch, chanting "Fight, fight!" while Mario and Bowser...

Seeking Attention · 05-11-2008, 08:24 PM

enaged in a drinking contest. While they did that Luigi...

**X-3** · 05-11-2008, 08:25 PM

...was visiting his sick neighbor's home. During the visit, a swarm of boos came and suddenly...

**Valigarmander** · 05-11-2008, 08:26 PM

started banging on the walls and rapping the shutters, startling Luigi so much that he dropped and broke his...

Seeking Attention · 05-11-2008, 08:27 PM

house and was eaten by a bear....

**X-3** · 05-11-2008, 08:29 PM

The bear then poofed out of existence, seeing as they're not bears in the MK. This left Luigi, who then...

Seeking Attention · 05-11-2008, 08:32 PM

got eaten by Wario who then noticed Mario...

**X-3** · 05-11-2008, 08:46 PM

...having a few drinks with Bowser. Wario joined them, and got drunk enough to reveal that he had eaten Luigi. This made Mario...

Speed · 05-12-2008, 12:23 AM

Buy Wario a Drink. Wario then...

Jace VK · 05-12-2008, 01:02 AM

Danced around the bar, trying to get people to give him a drink. But unfortunately...

Seeking Attention · 05-12-2008, 03:25 PM

he was beaten by Yoshi who was looking for fat people. The reason was...

Dizzy · 05-12-2008, 03:29 PM

Fat people are cool. Then, for no reason at all, General Guy walks in and...

Redshirt · 05-12-2008, 03:33 PM

...Tripped and fell on Wario, who being drunk...

Seeking Attention · 05-12-2008, 04:17 PM

slapped him and started making out with him. General Guy got mad and shot Wario in the face...

Redshirt · 05-12-2008, 04:22 PM

... with a camera and put the picture on...

Speed · 05-12-2008, 05:35 PM

Myspace, Wario angered at being put on MySpace challenged general guy to a game of...

Dr. Furball · 05-12-2008, 05:37 PM

...Mortal Kombat. As they did this, Waluigi was showing off his new...

Seeking Attention · 05-12-2008, 06:02 PM

electric car. The Gay bar down the street was very impressed and challenged Waluigi to a game of scrabble...

05-11-2008, 08:19 PM	#1
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	New Mario Never-ending Story, Better Version Hey, all. If you hadn't notice the last topic has been locked and moved. I'm going with the assumption that it was because A) there was too much sexual content, and B) there was too little consistent topic other than random word-spray. So, let's try this again, and this time, without the sex and the spam, m'kay? This isn't Waluigi's Sexy Day. I'll start. One morning, Mario was walking down the road peacefully when...

05-11-2008, 08:20 PM	#2
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,947 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	...Bowser came out from nowhere, and pushed Mario down onto the ground, ruining his new overalls. Mario, enraged, then...

05-11-2008, 08:22 PM	#3
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	stood up and pushed Bowser. The koopa tripped and fell backwards, but jumped up and soon a pushing match had begun between the two. A crowd of passers-by appeared around them to watch, chanting "Fight, fight!" while Mario and Bowser...

05-11-2008, 08:24 PM	#4
Seeking Attention Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Gender: Posts: 0 Thanks: 489 Thanked 185 Times in 153 Posts	enaged in a drinking contest. While they did that Luigi...

05-11-2008, 08:25 PM	#5
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,947 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	...was visiting his sick neighbor's home. During the visit, a swarm of boos came and suddenly...

05-11-2008, 08:26 PM	#6
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	started banging on the walls and rapping the shutters, startling Luigi so much that he dropped and broke his...

05-11-2008, 08:27 PM	#7
Seeking Attention Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Gender: Posts: 0 Thanks: 489 Thanked 185 Times in 153 Posts	house and was eaten by a bear....

05-11-2008, 08:29 PM	#8
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,947 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	The bear then poofed out of existence, seeing as they're not bears in the MK. This left Luigi, who then...

05-11-2008, 08:32 PM	#9
Seeking Attention Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Gender: Posts: 0 Thanks: 489 Thanked 185 Times in 153 Posts	got eaten by Wario who then noticed Mario...

05-11-2008, 08:46 PM	#10
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,947 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	...having a few drinks with Bowser. Wario joined them, and got drunk enough to reveal that he had eaten Luigi. This made Mario...

05-12-2008, 12:23 AM	#11
Speed Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: If there's a bright center to the universe I'm on the planet it's farthest from Gender: Posts: 3,747 Thanks: 1,598 Thanked 320 Times in 224 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Buy Wario a Drink. Wario then...

05-12-2008, 01:02 AM	#12
Jace VK Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Australia Gender: Posts: 1,618 Thanks: 91 Thanked 34 Times in 29 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Danced around the bar, trying to get people to give him a drink. But unfortunately...

05-12-2008, 03:25 PM	#13
Seeking Attention Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Gender: Posts: 0 Thanks: 489 Thanked 185 Times in 153 Posts	he was beaten by Yoshi who was looking for fat people. The reason was...

05-12-2008, 03:29 PM	#14
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	Fat people are cool. Then, for no reason at all, General Guy walks in and...

05-12-2008, 03:33 PM	#15
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,699 Thanks: 704 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	...Tripped and fell on Wario, who being drunk...

05-12-2008, 04:17 PM	#16
Seeking Attention Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Gender: Posts: 0 Thanks: 489 Thanked 185 Times in 153 Posts	slapped him and started making out with him. General Guy got mad and shot Wario in the face...

05-12-2008, 04:22 PM	#17
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,699 Thanks: 704 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	... with a camera and put the picture on...

05-12-2008, 05:35 PM	#18
Speed Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: If there's a bright center to the universe I'm on the planet it's farthest from Gender: Posts: 3,747 Thanks: 1,598 Thanked 320 Times in 224 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Myspace, Wario angered at being put on MySpace challenged general guy to a game of...

05-12-2008, 05:37 PM	#19
Dr. Furball Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mad Science Academy, 12th Floor Gender: Posts: 1,125 Thanks: 185 Thanked 97 Times in 60 Posts	...Mortal Kombat. As they did this, Waluigi was showing off his new...

05-12-2008, 06:02 PM	#20
Seeking Attention Banned Join Date: Jul 2006 Gender: Posts: 0 Thanks: 489 Thanked 185 Times in 153 Posts	electric car. The Gay bar down the street was very impressed and challenged Waluigi to a game of scrabble...