Top 5 wimpiest Characters - Page 2

Mallow-teh-Marshmellow · 04-28-2009, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by I REALLY HATE POKEMON!

Five wimpiest characters is easy for the Mario universe:

Mallow, Luigi, Toad, Birdo, and Count Bleck. I never played much of SPM but that name is wimp.

Hey, someone actually agreed with me! And Count Bleck... a wimp? Nah, not really.

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 04-28-2009, 06:19 PM

I mean his name. I can't judge the character but his name is more childish and wimpy than I care to think about.

Metal Man · 04-29-2009, 01:02 AM

All you need to know about Count Bleck: He decided to destroy the universe because he was unable to marry a girl he liked.

Jace VK · 04-29-2009, 05:55 AM

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Originally Posted by I REALLY HATE POKEMON!

Yeah. It is a gender confused monstrosity that fires eggs. Lordy, lord.

Birdo should be part of the Top Five Mario Disasters.

Or perhaps Top Five Conspiracies.

DarkZero · 04-29-2009, 06:37 AM

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Yeah. It is a gender confused monstrosity that fires eggs. Lordy, lord.

I KNOW THAT!!!

I meant, why Birdo on the list? I don't recall Birdo ever being "wimpy".

X-3 · 04-29-2009, 07:17 AM

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Originally Posted by Metal Man

All you need to know about Count Bleck: He decided to destroy the universe because he was unable to marry a girl he liked.

You forgot the part about him going insane because said girl was killed(?) by his father.

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 04-29-2009, 03:47 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkZero

I KNOW THAT!!!

I meant, why Birdo on the list? I don't recall Birdo ever being "wimpy".

Listen to its voice in Super Mario Advance and tell me that is not the most grotesque and wimpy thing you've ever heard.

^ That actually sounds pretty cool, albeit cliché.

Metal Man · 05-06-2009, 01:56 AM

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You forgot the part about him going insane because said girl was killed(?) by his father.

Figures I missed something in those extremely vague plot sequences.

Still the wussiest, since he's basically an Emo Gentleman, combining two sources of potential wussiness (of course there are cool Gentlemen, not so much cool Emo kids

) and then if you see the end, it just gets worse. Bleck!

Luigi Pwns All · 05-18-2009, 08:32 PM

Count Bleck talks weird.

X-3 · 05-18-2009, 10:18 PM

^^I personally disagree and warmed up to Bleck in the end. And those interludes were painfully obvious as soon as Tippi started acting up.

edit: wait, getting off-track. Hold on a second.

^That has to do with him being basically insane.

@Bleck discussion:
Spoiler Below

Bleck starts off a wimp. He has given up on life and is trying to destroy the world. Even when he deduces that Tippi is his lost love, he continues. Not because "lol it can't be stopped" as he says, but because he thinks he's lost: no one can love him now, not even Timpani. At the end of the game, his minions give him strength, as he mourns Natasha's sacrifice for him. He gets his hope in life restored, giving the Pure Hearts power. Finally, at the end, he decides to put his life on the line, and stop the void through marriage. I believe Bleck is a character who we first see as a Shinji-character: he hates himself, and is essentially blocking himself from others. Near the end, he overcomes himself, and becomes more than a wimp.

...I'm not sure if that made any sense, Metal, but w/e. Discussing is fun! (now that I think about it, that end I put is lame...whatever)

Luigi Pwns All · 05-19-2009, 03:26 PM

[quote=X-3;1100403]
Spoiler Below

Bleck starts off a wimp. He has given up on life and is trying to destroy the world. Even when he deduces that Tippi is his lost love, he continues. Not because "lol it can't be stopped" as he says, but because he thinks he's lost: no one can love him now, not even Timpani. At the end of the game, his minions give him strength, as he mourns Natasha's sacrifice for him. He gets his hope in life restored, giving the Pure Hearts power. Finally, at the end, he decides to put his life on the line, and stop the void through marriage. I believe Bleck is a character who we first see as a Shinji-character: he hates himself, and is essentially blocking himself from others. Near the end, he overcomes himself, and becomes more than a wimp.

I've never seen anyone pay so much attention to a storyline before.

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Luigi Pwns All Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: IN YOUR EYE SOCKETS. Gender: Posts: 546 Thanks: 30 Thanked 20 Times in 18 Posts Points: 3,788.54 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 3,788.54 Donate	[quote=X-3;1100403] Spoiler Below Bleck starts off a wimp. He has given up on life and is trying to destroy the world. Even when he deduces that Tippi is his lost love, he continues. Not because "lol it can't be stopped" as he says, but because he thinks he's lost: no one can love him now, not even Timpani. At the end of the game, his minions give him strength, as he mourns Natasha's sacrifice for him. He gets his hope in life restored, giving the Pure Hearts power. Finally, at the end, he decides to put his life on the line, and stop the void through marriage. I believe Bleck is a character who we first see as a Shinji-character: he hates himself, and is essentially blocking himself from others. Near the end, he overcomes himself, and becomes more than a wimp. I've never seen anyone pay so much attention to a storyline before.