Top 5 wimpiest Characters

Mallow-teh-Marshmellow · 04-18-2009, 09:22 AM

Yes, I have decided to give you the 5 most wimpy characters. Deal with it. :P

5: LUIGI

For god's sake, how could you not put him in this list? "He's a coward,sure,but he saves Mario more than once!" Is that what you're thinking? Well, I agree. But when Luigi get's jumpy when he see's DeDeDe's Waddle Dee (in the Subspace plot of SSBB), you have to think about how much of a wimp he is... Also, he's scared of Boo Mario, who has that obvious red hat THAT HAS A ****ING "M" ON IT.

4: TOAD

Now that I think about it, why didn't I put him lower? He's mostly the second most kid-napped character,next to Peach. What does Peach see in them? One such case in SMG, almost EVERY FREAKING TOAD AT THE FESTIVAL is turned into a crystal. On the airships? Crystals. Boss Battles? Crystals. In the galaxy with the boos? Floating around in their ship and screaming about Luigi. By the way, why don't they JUST ROCKET TO THE HOUSE? That reminds me...

3: PEACH

The most kid-napped character in the Mario universe. Why didn't I put her lower? Because of these last two saps...

2:TUBBA BLUBBA

Poor guy. He was bullied by Boos so much, Bowser cut out his heart. ): The reason he ranked 2 is because with his heart, he's a complete push-over. When someone tries to act all tough, you know deep inside they're scared of you.

1: MALLOW

Surprised? Yeah, thought not. Mallow has the most memorable quotes in Super MaRPGio, includign his shout-out to Bruce Lee. He's a cry baby, and he's also A CLOUD/MARSHMELLOW THING. However, I made him my Username CUS I WANTED TO. Anyway, he's supposed to be some prince thing-a-majiggy, but he ain't ruleing anything with his sensitive nature.

***CaptHayfever*** · 04-18-2009, 10:50 AM

Bear in mind, Luigi once had to deal with a Boo wearing a Bowser suit; I don't think he's dismissed the idea that a Boo could wear a Mario suit too.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Mallow-teh-Marshmellow · 04-18-2009, 02:09 PM

^
I find your lack of faith disturbing.

Metal Man · 04-18-2009, 02:52 PM

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Originally Posted by Mallow-teh-Marshmellow

^
I find your lack of faith disturbing.

So are you going to act all tough like Tubba Blubba on us now?

Vgfian/Guildmaster · 04-18-2009, 03:00 PM

I had no idea that Peach resembled a red x so much.

Mallow-teh-Marshmellow · 04-18-2009, 03:32 PM

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Originally Posted by vgfian

I had no idea that Peach resembled a red x so much.

Yeah, I screwed up the picture....

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metal Man

So are you going to act all tough like Tubba Blubba on us now?

I find your lack of faith sorta-kinda-maybe disturbing.

Metal Man · 04-18-2009, 04:42 PM

Val! We need a 'You're doing it wrong' picture! Stat!

Glückspilz · 04-18-2009, 05:36 PM

This list is terrible. Mallow's character development throughout the game is pretty darn good. Then the other three except Tubba Blubba all did quite a bit in SMB2. Luigi is always side-by-side with Mario on adventures, Toad helps you out in many ways, and Peach...well, go play Super Princess Peach sometime.

Vgfian/Guildmaster · 04-18-2009, 05:42 PM

Metal Man · 04-18-2009, 06:59 PM

I find your lack of faith to be reassuring, ML.

Mallow-teh-Marshmellow · 04-18-2009, 07:49 PM

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Originally Posted by Yours Truly

This list is terrible. Mallow's character development throughout the game is pretty darn good. Then the other three except Tubba Blubba all did quite a bit in SMB2. Luigi is always side-by-side with Mario on adventures, Toad helps you out in many ways, and Peach...well, go play Super Princess Peach sometime.

Whoops, accidentally thanked you. You do know,that, I'm going with old games and my first impressions. These are my opinions. Toad helps us out? By saying, "But our princess is in anouther castle!!" 50 times? I realise Luigi has stood side-by-side with Mario, but with him being his bro's shadow, it's hard to miss him trying to run away. Like I said, I'm using my first opinion for Mallow. And Tubba Blubba, well... do I even have to say anything about him?

Btw, what's with everyone bashing my threads? D:

Metal Man · 04-18-2009, 08:19 PM

It's an ancient VGF hazing ritual. By hating you until you become old and insane, we help ensure you become old and insane just like us.

Invalid Username · 04-18-2009, 09:41 PM

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Originally Posted by Metal Man

Val! We need a 'You're doing it wrong' picture! Stat!

I have a photobucket full of pictures also.

Metal Man · 04-18-2009, 11:17 PM

I can't see it due to something considered evil here, but, good work.

Glückspilz · 04-19-2009, 10:35 AM

I'm not bashing you, I just think it's a really bad list. Tubba-Blubba is really the only one that belongs.

Jace VK · 04-27-2009, 05:53 AM

WALUIGI TIME

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 04-27-2009, 05:42 PM

Five wimpiest characters is easy for the Mario universe:

Mallow, Luigi, Toad, Birdo, and Count Bleck. I never played much of SPM but that name is wimp.

DarkZero · 04-28-2009, 03:25 PM

Birdo?

Luigi Pwns All · 04-28-2009, 05:47 PM

Cloud n' Candy in YS that is almost impossible to lose to? The one that gives you health when you attack it and just jumps around?

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 04-28-2009, 06:14 PM

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Originally Posted by DarkZero

Birdo?

Yeah. It is a gender confused monstrosity that fires eggs. Lordy, lord.

04-18-2009, 09:22 AM	#1
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04-18-2009, 10:50 AM	#2
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