Super Mario Bros. 3 was a sham

Glückspilz · 06-21-2009, 07:44 AM

YOU BITCH

YOOOOUUUU BIIIIIIIIIIITCH

HippieLand · 06-21-2009, 07:57 AM

How could you say that, Valigarmander? What happened? Everyone except for you knows SMB3 was the best out of SMB1,2, and 3.
Wait a minute? It was a play?!

X-3 · 06-21-2009, 11:45 AM

What an epic sham!

SephirothKirby · 06-21-2009, 12:21 PM

sadface

Invalid Username · 06-21-2009, 12:35 PM

Um, hello

IT'S MAAAAAAAAAAAAGIC

Chunky Kong12345 · 06-21-2009, 12:49 PM

clearly the game was not a play, as there is no way anyone could get real lava. furthermore,

PK FIRE! · 06-21-2009, 04:40 PM

Heh poor Valigarmander that's just what they WANTED you to think, you're falling for the BeanBean's plot!

- You stupid dog!

Metal Man · 06-21-2009, 05:11 PM

It does highlight how SMB3 was sort of whimsical. With all the stage references, that is.

***Ace Mercury*** · 06-21-2009, 05:18 PM

Also, Super Mario World 2: Yoshi's Island: actually drawn by a four-year-old. It was not an epic struggle in the past against a megamaniacal turtle, it was just some kid with crayons and pastels.

Metal Man · 06-21-2009, 05:33 PM

This leaves me to wonder if SMW was made up of smashed coffee table drawings, considering the kind of wonky pseudo-3D style present in its sprites.

PK FIRE! · 06-21-2009, 05:44 PM

Follwing this trend the Mario Land games were donedeliberatly monocrhone as both a callback to silent films and as a nod to Mario's status as a silent hero.

- You stupid dog!

***Ace Mercury*** · 06-21-2009, 05:57 PM

Just checked my RSS feed, and it looks like the thread image is currently passing around the game blogosphere.

Also, cloudbushes:

Daos · 06-24-2009, 12:54 AM

It all makes so much sense now.

**Cravdraa** · 06-24-2009, 01:05 AM

hmm...
Must be a cloudberry bush.

Glückspilz · 06-24-2009, 09:14 AM

Mmm...delicious, delicious cloudberries.

Out-of-Control Inflatable Gorilla Fire · 06-25-2009, 01:37 AM

Anyone that never noticed the bushes being recolored clouds has attention issues.

***Ace Mercury*** · 06-25-2009, 06:52 AM

But... it's so cleverly disguised in a variety of ways! They changed the colours, for example.

Vgfian/Guildmaster · 06-25-2009, 06:57 AM

Actually, the themes that they use seem to appeal to my artistic side...

SephirothKirby · 06-25-2009, 07:16 AM

06-21-2009, 04:00 AM	#1
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06-21-2009, 05:11 PM	#9
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06-21-2009, 05:18 PM	#10
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06-21-2009, 05:33 PM	#11
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06-21-2009, 05:44 PM	#12
PK FIRE! Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: On the run. Gender: Posts: 9,402 Thanks: 161 Thanked 131 Times in 105 Posts Points: 3,094.06 Bank: 342,365.15 Total Points: 345,459.21 Donate	Follwing this trend the Mario Land games were donedeliberatly monocrhone as both a callback to silent films and as a nod to Mario's status as a silent hero. - You stupid dog!

06-21-2009, 05:57 PM	#13
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06-24-2009, 12:54 AM	#14
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