Old Mario Caption Contests

Metal Mario · 07-20-2009, 07:52 PM

You all know what to do here. I'll post a Mario-related picture, and you have to provide a humorous line of narration or dialog to go with it. Once everybody's submitted their entries, we'll have a vote on whose is the best, and the winner will receive a gift from yours truly.

Here's the first picture:

Go to it!

Redshirt · 07-20-2009, 07:55 PM

Irony at it's greatest.

deathscythe · 07-20-2009, 07:57 PM

Wario always tries to steal my cereal

The Flattest Pancake · 07-20-2009, 07:59 PM

Well, Wario has been playing Pac-Man all night.

Jailbreaker · 07-20-2009, 08:04 PM

I don't want to know.

Redshirt · 07-20-2009, 08:08 PM

Last night Wario had a dream he was eating a giant pink marshmallow, and this morning well...

The Flattest Pancake · 07-20-2009, 08:11 PM

Wario also while in his Pac-Man trance is obviously trying to kill Kirby with his TERRIBLE breath.

Metal Man · 07-20-2009, 09:07 PM

Behold the twelve teeth of thrashing terror!

***Ace Mercury*** · 07-20-2009, 09:20 PM

Kirby flies the creepiest kites.

Metal Mario · 07-20-2009, 10:25 PM

Kirby: HEY! HEY! HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY!!!!

***CaptHayfever*** · 07-20-2009, 10:27 PM

Kirby: "I said kiss my feet!"

Luigiman7 · 07-20-2009, 10:28 PM

.. Exactly what power does Wario obtain from doing this?

Dr. Furball · 07-21-2009, 02:54 AM

Kirby: "Holy crap, Wario! Those tonsils look terrible! Stay right here, I'm gonna get a doctor!"

Robotazy · 07-21-2009, 08:54 AM

The new "Oralio" enemy found in "Kirby Wii" scared children and was removed in future versions of the game

Metal Mario · 07-21-2009, 10:49 PM

OK! As y'all can see, I've posted a poll with the submitted captions so that y'all can vote for your favorite! And remember, the winner gets a gift!

The Flattest Pancake · 07-23-2009, 10:54 AM

I thought mine was relitivley funny. Ah, well.

Luigiman7 · 07-23-2009, 11:01 AM

Well, there was already a Pac-Man one, and only 10 options fit in a poll, so... :/

The Flattest Pancake · 07-23-2009, 11:06 AM

I'm talking about my FIRST Pac-Man one. The one with me saying, "Well, Wario HAS been playing Pac-Man all night." The second one sucked.

Luigiman7 · 07-23-2009, 11:27 AM

Well, Ace's totally beat all of ours. -_-

Not that it matters.

Redshirt · 07-23-2009, 10:15 PM

I'm only behind by 2

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07-20-2009, 07:52 PM	#1
Metal Mario Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 1999 Gender: Posts: 16,435 Thanks: 72 Thanked 190 Times in 127 Posts	Old Mario Caption Contests You all know what to do here. I'll post a Mario-related picture, and you have to provide a humorous line of narration or dialog to go with it. Once everybody's submitted their entries, we'll have a vote on whose is the best, and the winner will receive a gift from yours truly. Here's the first picture: Go to it!

07-20-2009, 10:28 PM	#12
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	.. Exactly what power does Wario obtain from doing this? __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

07-23-2009, 10:54 AM	#16
The Flattest Pancake Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: (insert something witty here) Gender: Posts: 1,391 Thanks: 97 Thanked 25 Times in 23 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Huh? I thought mine was relitivley funny. Ah, well.

07-23-2009, 11:01 AM	#17
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Well, there was already a Pac-Man one, and only 10 options fit in a poll, so... :/ __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

07-20-2009, 07:55 PM	#2
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,699 Thanks: 704 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	Irony at it's greatest.

07-20-2009, 07:57 PM	#3
deathscythe Senior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Location: This question always has been creepy Gender: Posts: 8,600 Thanks: 235 Thanked 153 Times in 134 Posts	Wario always tries to steal my cereal

07-20-2009, 07:59 PM	#4
The Flattest Pancake Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: (insert something witty here) Gender: Posts: 1,391 Thanks: 97 Thanked 25 Times in 23 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Well, Wario has been playing Pac-Man all night.

07-20-2009, 08:04 PM	#5
Jailbreaker Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Not in jail anymore, yay! Gender: Posts: 3,482 Thanks: 1,074 Thanked 185 Times in 118 Posts	I don't want to know.

07-20-2009, 08:08 PM	#6
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,699 Thanks: 704 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	Last night Wario had a dream he was eating a giant pink marshmallow, and this morning well...

07-20-2009, 08:11 PM	#7
The Flattest Pancake Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: (insert something witty here) Gender: Posts: 1,391 Thanks: 97 Thanked 25 Times in 23 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Wario also while in his Pac-Man trance is obviously trying to kill Kirby with his TERRIBLE breath.

07-20-2009, 09:07 PM	#8
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	Behold the twelve teeth of thrashing terror!

07-20-2009, 09:20 PM	#9
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,275 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Kirby flies the creepiest kites.

07-20-2009, 10:25 PM	#10
Metal Mario Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 1999 Gender: Posts: 16,435 Thanks: 72 Thanked 190 Times in 127 Posts	Kirby: HEY! HEY! HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY!!!!

07-20-2009, 10:27 PM	#11
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,661 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	Kirby: "I said kiss my feet!"

07-21-2009, 02:54 AM	#13
Dr. Furball Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mad Science Academy, 12th Floor Gender: Posts: 1,125 Thanks: 185 Thanked 97 Times in 60 Posts	Kirby: "Holy crap, Wario! Those tonsils look terrible! Stay right here, I'm gonna get a doctor!"

07-21-2009, 08:54 AM	#14
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,483 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	The new "Oralio" enemy found in "Kirby Wii" scared children and was removed in future versions of the game

07-21-2009, 10:49 PM	#15
Metal Mario Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 1999 Gender: Posts: 16,435 Thanks: 72 Thanked 190 Times in 127 Posts	OK! As y'all can see, I've posted a poll with the submitted captions so that y'all can vote for your favorite! And remember, the winner gets a gift!

07-23-2009, 11:06 AM	#18
The Flattest Pancake Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: (insert something witty here) Gender: Posts: 1,391 Thanks: 97 Thanked 25 Times in 23 Posts Blog Entries: 8	I'm talking about my FIRST Pac-Man one. The one with me saying, "Well, Wario HAS been playing Pac-Man all night." The second one sucked.

07-23-2009, 11:27 AM	#19
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Well, Ace's totally beat all of ours. -_- Not that it matters. __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

07-23-2009, 10:15 PM	#20
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,699 Thanks: 704 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	I'm only behind by 2