Character of the Week #15

Metal Mario · 10-24-2009, 04:53 PM

Ashley

First Appearance: WarioWare: Touched! (DS, 2005)
Latest Appearance: WarioWare: Smooth Moves (Wii, 2007)

Ashley is a cute little girl from the WarioWare series who never goes anywhere without her stuffed bunny.

OH, AND SHE'S ALSO AN EVIL WITCH WHO WILL HEX YOU IRREPARABLY IF YOU EVEN SO MUCH AS LOOK AT HER WRONG!!!!!!!!!!!!!

A practicing sorceress, and the Mario universe's answer to Wednesday Addams, Ashley lives in a haunted mansion with her assistant, a diminutive devil named Red. She knows the darkest spells and she brews the meanest potions, and, according to her, she's "the cruelest girl you'll ever meet" (she did turn her teacher into a spoon, after all).

For those of you unfamiliar with Ashley, I provide the fan-made video below, set to her unique theme song (which, incidentally, is included in Super Smash Bros. Brawl as an alternate track for the WarioWare, Inc. stage).

Click to view video.

Luigiman7 · 10-24-2009, 05:01 PM

I have granted kids to hell.

**Valigarmander** · 10-24-2009, 05:04 PM

She casts penis-enlargement spells.

Or that's what her song makes it sound like.

Metal Mario · 10-24-2009, 05:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xX~Luigi_Man~Xx

I have granted kids to hell.

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10-24-2009, 05:04 PM	#3
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	She casts penis-enlargement spells. Or that's what her song makes it sound like.