A Guide to Mario Kart Items

Metal Mario · 03-29-2010, 07:46 PM

Warning: Foul language (and mediocre writing skills)

Glux · 03-29-2010, 08:09 PM

Of course there's going to be mediocre writing skills. It's cracked.com we're talking about here.

The article did make me laugh though.

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 03-31-2010, 02:10 AM

My sentiments exactly on the Blue Shell.

Jere · 03-31-2010, 04:04 AM

That was funny.

Luigiman7 · 04-02-2010, 09:11 AM

blue shell is overrated

really guys no one cares anymore

bullet bill is the real bitch

Metal Mario · 04-02-2010, 10:25 AM

And the damn POW Block.

***CaptHayfever*** · 04-02-2010, 10:51 AM

Blooper. With CPUs. What the bleep?

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Random User · 04-02-2010, 10:52 AM

Nice.

Funny they forgot getting hit by Lightning over a pit.

Luigiman7 · 04-02-2010, 06:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metal Mario

And the damn POW Block.

nope, shake the wiimote/press d-pad up (wheelie function) at the right time to avoid losing speed

Granted, you still lose your item. But if you had a good item, you'd use it before you lose it.

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I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: California, U.S.A Gender: Posts: 12,717 Thanks: 1,334 Thanked 275 Times in 234 Posts Blog Entries: 1	My sentiments exactly on the Blue Shell.

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*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,661 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	Blooper. With CPUs. What the bleep? And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

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