The Important Truth

Robotazy · 03-31-2010, 10:22 PM

Ladies and Gentlemen, I have finally viewed the trailers of Super Mario Galaxy 2, saw the screenshots and even heard what Nintendo had to say about the game. From these few bits a details, I have managed to create a clear a clear image of how the game is going to work

And it SUCKS.

Super Mario Galaxy 2 is going to be a worse idea for a video game since some CEO from Atari watched E.T. I have been able to assess the quality of the final product from only a smattering of details and I hereby offer a warning to anyone who is waiting to buy Mario's latest video game. Super Mario Galaxy 2 will suck because I said so, and if you don't believe me, read on and learn the truth, the truth that undeniably proves this game will suck Saturn's Balls.

It's an expansion pack

Come on Nintendo, I know you people are smoking drugs and making Hellish Creations known as "CaSuAl" Games to erode the good taste of youngsters everywhere, but even a 100 year old retard having epilepsy could have known we'd figure this out. It's an expansion of the past game, and therefore, should have been DLC. The mere fact that you even attempting to release the game on a CD is ghastly and is a smack in the face of everyone who bought a Nintendo Game. Valve tried this, and look where they are now; their fanbase hates them and they have to spend time making DLC to fix their mess.

Now that you've seen that Expansion Packs on CDs will never, ever work, you should now see that SMG 2 is fundamentally flawed and is therefore doomed unless made DLC, like it's supposed to be.

It's Super Mario Galaxy

Never mind the Yoshi's, Drills, and Ice thingys (It's all stupid anyway), this LOOKS like Super Mario Galaxy, and Plays like it too. Therefore this is just Super Mario Galaxy again, just with different scenery and some sill gimmicks to make it look different. Obviously this is all the proof you need. If you're too dense or senile to use your small brain, here's a comparision.

You wouldn't know these are different games, hm?

Obviously Nintendo just wants us to but SMG twice, and if this works (obviously since some retards will buy anything with even a "reference to Mario") three times. We can't be fooled... Unless you LIKE buying 10 SMGs (which I'm sure you do)

The game is in 3d

3d games suck, and we all know it, it's a genetic trait of truly intelligent people to know that 3d games are not good. They force you to use a camera to LOOK AROUND. If you need to waste even a single button to a camera of some kind, then you have failed and need to resign from game designing before you contaminate the industry with your lunacy.

However, time and again idiots keep thinking 3d games are a good idea. The screenshots of this game ALONE burn my eyes and the eyes of any person that still has functioning eyes in their skull. If Nintendo really cared for their fans, Their next Mario Game would have been in 2d and had the people who tried to make Super Mario Galaxy 2 getting seppakued one by one. It would be more fun then anything this game would have.

It's all plastic

Nevermind that SMG2 is poorly made in design. Every Intelligent person that exists should see that everying is plastic looking, right down to the grass, skin, Stars, Yoshi's Tounge, and Mario Overalls. I could take any one of these models, put them on my shelf, and my friend would wonder were I got such a sub-par Figure.

This game should either be in 8-bit, 16-bit, or extremely realistic. Everthing else is not acceptable and is not worth so much as a penny out of even Donald Trump's Wallet. It belongs in a Compost Heap.

Yoshi has blue eyes

What the F**K Nintendo, are you so dumb you forgot to f**king BREATHE? It may LOOK Black to some people, but no, it's BLUE.

BLUE?! This....I can't even say anything about this. You people with functioning brains should see everything that's wrong with this. YOSHI. WITH BLUE EYES. Nintendo really expects to get away with this?

Obviously, these people have only just started playing video games, otherwise they would have known and did it correctly. But, you can see that this game is going to suck since if they can't get THIS right, how can they get anything else correct? Luigi may turn out to be Greenish Blue or something, and if this does happen, remember I called this and am Nostradamus for doing so.

No Story

You want proof this game is going to suck? Here it is. Miyamoto said there would not be a emphasis on story. This proves that this game will be non-canon and that they're trying to steal our money with their Ninja Tactics. Stupid Japanese.

They probably aren't even going to bother with putting Toads or the Princess in. It's probably Mario, a World Map, and Some stupid Bowser Boss with no Bridge, Axe, or Lava. Meanwhile think of the Kid Icarus game, Kirby game, or Starfox Game that was shelved for this s**t. Utter waste of life, Nintendo. Utter [color=green]WASTE[/green]

They still have the Bee Mushroom

Stop using stupid Ideas, Miyamoto. I realize you have the brain of a castrated goat, and can only make games about dumb plants that fly in space and collect Dogs with Mushroom Butts, but BEE MARIO?! Obviously, one of us has to wrench control of our franchise from these maniacs. If we don't do this, they'll have "Hairball Mario" "Flower Mario" and "Nerd Mario" for Super Mario Galaxy 3 (I shudder at the thought of a third one.)

Mario still has that gay ass voice

GAY

Obviously, we need to show them the error of their ways. Fortunetley for you sheep, I have a plan that you all will follow since my logic is flawless. Now, I know what you're going to say. Buy Super Mario 1, am I right? Well, no. That'll still give them money that they will probably use on some terrible game. We need to hit them in the pocketbooks. My plan is a simple one: on the day of SMG2's release we instead buy a good game with our money. "Cave Story". That game lacks the bullshiz that SMG2 will become and so will show Nintendo how thick they've become.

So, if you have a brain and the ability to use said brain, you will sign my petition to show those morons what is most important.

That I am right.

**X-3** · 03-31-2010, 10:30 PM

You forget, criminal scum, that one game has a "2" in it's title. That factor alone is enough to BREAK your argument into pieces! Here's a free sample of defeat: it should have a distinct aftertaste of my FIST! Of knowledge!

PK FIRE! · 03-31-2010, 11:17 PM

Aww happy April Fools to you too Tazy.

- You stupid dog.

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 04-01-2010, 12:14 AM

OBJECTION!

PRESENT
EVIDENCE
SMG/2 SCREEN SHOTS

*Cue relavatory music*

So we're to think this is an April Fools joke, obviously? Little did you know...there is truth in what you say!

In these shots, compared to SMG2 shots available we see that the games are very similar graphically!

N O T G U I L T Y

PK FIRE! · 04-01-2010, 02:20 AM

Your Honnor I move that this be declaired as miss-trail as the DA seems to have gotten his Juris Doctoret from Crackerjack University. Also the background music is clearly a ploy to bais the Jury.

- You stupid dog.

03-31-2010, 10:22 PM	#1
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,483 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	The Important Truth Ladies and Gentlemen, I have finally viewed the trailers of Super Mario Galaxy 2, saw the screenshots and even heard what Nintendo had to say about the game. From these few bits a details, I have managed to create a clear a clear image of how the game is going to work And it SUCKS. Super Mario Galaxy 2 is going to be a worse idea for a video game since some CEO from Atari watched E.T. I have been able to assess the quality of the final product from only a smattering of details and I hereby offer a warning to anyone who is waiting to buy Mario's latest video game. Super Mario Galaxy 2 will suck because I said so, and if you don't believe me, read on and learn the truth, the truth that undeniably proves this game will suck Saturn's Balls. It's an expansion pack Come on Nintendo, I know you people are smoking drugs and making Hellish Creations known as "CaSuAl" Games to erode the good taste of youngsters everywhere, but even a 100 year old retard having epilepsy could have known we'd figure this out. It's an expansion of the past game, and therefore, should have been DLC. The mere fact that you even attempting to release the game on a CD is ghastly and is a smack in the face of everyone who bought a Nintendo Game. Valve tried this, and look where they are now; their fanbase hates them and they have to spend time making DLC to fix their mess. Now that you've seen that Expansion Packs on CDs will never, ever work, you should now see that SMG 2 is fundamentally flawed and is therefore doomed unless made DLC, like it's supposed to be. It's Super Mario Galaxy Never mind the Yoshi's, Drills, and Ice thingys (It's all stupid anyway), this LOOKS like Super Mario Galaxy, and Plays like it too. Therefore this is just Super Mario Galaxy again, just with different scenery and some sill gimmicks to make it look different. Obviously this is all the proof you need. If you're too dense or senile to use your small brain, here's a comparision. You wouldn't know these are different games, hm? Obviously Nintendo just wants us to but SMG twice, and if this works (obviously since some retards will buy anything with even a "reference to Mario") three times. We can't be fooled... Unless you LIKE buying 10 SMGs (which I'm sure you do) The game is in 3d 3d games suck, and we all know it, it's a genetic trait of truly intelligent people to know that 3d games are not good. They force you to use a camera to LOOK AROUND. If you need to waste even a single button to a camera of some kind, then you have failed and need to resign from game designing before you contaminate the industry with your lunacy. However, time and again idiots keep thinking 3d games are a good idea. The screenshots of this game ALONE burn my eyes and the eyes of any person that still has functioning eyes in their skull. If Nintendo really cared for their fans, Their next Mario Game would have been in 2d and had the people who tried to make Super Mario Galaxy 2 getting seppakued one by one. It would be more fun then anything this game would have. It's all plastic Nevermind that SMG2 is poorly made in design. Every Intelligent person that exists should see that everying is plastic looking, right down to the grass, skin, Stars, Yoshi's Tounge, and Mario Overalls. I could take any one of these models, put them on my shelf, and my friend would wonder were I got such a sub-par Figure. This game should either be in 8-bit, 16-bit, or extremely realistic. Everthing else is not acceptable and is not worth so much as a penny out of even Donald Trump's Wallet. It belongs in a Compost Heap. Yoshi has blue eyes What the FK Nintendo, are you so dumb you forgot to fking BREATHE? It may LOOK Black to some people, but no, it's BLUE. BLUE?! This....I can't even say anything about this. You people with functioning brains should see everything that's wrong with this. YOSHI. WITH BLUE EYES. Nintendo really expects to get away with this? Obviously, these people have only just started playing video games, otherwise they would have known and did it correctly. But, you can see that this game is going to suck since if they can't get THIS right, how can they get anything else correct? Luigi may turn out to be Greenish Blue or something, and if this does happen, remember I called this and am Nostradamus for doing so. No Story You want proof this game is going to suck? Here it is. Miyamoto said there would not be a emphasis on story. This proves that this game will be non-canon and that they're trying to steal our money with their Ninja Tactics. Stupid Japanese. They probably aren't even going to bother with putting Toads or the Princess in. It's probably Mario, a World Map, and Some stupid Bowser Boss with no Bridge, Axe, or Lava. Meanwhile think of the Kid Icarus game, Kirby game, or Starfox Game that was shelved for this st. Utter waste of life, Nintendo. Utter [color=green]WASTE[/green] They still have the Bee Mushroom Stop using stupid Ideas, Miyamoto. I realize you have the brain of a castrated goat, and can only make games about dumb plants that fly in space and collect Dogs with Mushroom Butts, but BEE MARIO?! Obviously, one of us has to wrench control of our franchise from these maniacs. If we don't do this, they'll have "Hairball Mario" "Flower Mario" and "Nerd Mario" for Super Mario Galaxy 3 (I shudder at the thought of a third one.) Mario still has that gay ass voice** GAY Obviously, we need to show them the error of their ways. Fortunetley for you sheep, I have a plan that you all will follow since my logic is flawless. Now, I know what you're going to say. Buy Super Mario 1, am I right? Well, no. That'll still give them money that they will probably use on some terrible game. We need to hit them in the pocketbooks. My plan is a simple one: on the day of SMG2's release we instead buy a good game with our money. "Cave Story". That game lacks the bullshiz that SMG2 will become and so will show Nintendo how thick they've become. So, if you have a brain and the ability to use said brain, you will sign my petition to show those morons what is most important. That I am right.

03-31-2010, 10:30 PM	#2
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,947 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	You forget, criminal scum, that one game has a "2" in it's title. That factor alone is enough to BREAK your argument into pieces! Here's a free sample of defeat: it should have a distinct aftertaste of my FIST! Of knowledge! Last edited by X-3; 03-31-2010 at 10:37 PM.

03-31-2010, 11:17 PM	#3
PK FIRE! Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: On the run. Gender: Posts: 9,544 Thanks: 175 Thanked 150 Times in 120 Posts	Aww happy April Fools to you too Tazy. - You stupid dog.

04-01-2010, 12:14 AM	#4
I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: California, U.S.A Gender: Posts: 12,717 Thanks: 1,334 Thanked 275 Times in 234 Posts Blog Entries: 1	OBJECTION! PRESENT EVIDENCE SMG/2 SCREEN SHOTS Cue relavatory music So we're to think this is an April Fools joke, obviously? Little did you know...there is truth in what you say! In these shots, compared to SMG2 shots available we see that the games are very similar graphically! N O T G U I L T Y

04-01-2010, 02:20 AM	#5
PK FIRE! Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: On the run. Gender: Posts: 9,544 Thanks: 175 Thanked 150 Times in 120 Posts	Your Honnor I move that this be declaired as miss-trail as the DA seems to have gotten his Juris Doctoret from Crackerjack University. Also the background music is clearly a ploy to bais the Jury. - You stupid dog.