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ScottyMcGee · 06-23-2006, 10:37 PM

Because he had an abusive childhood
What's Mario's last name?

Deviot · 06-24-2006, 12:45 PM

A: Dr.
Q: How much could a Chucklewood chuck if a Chucklewood could chuck wood.

Frumious B, · 06-24-2006, 01:16 PM

42. 42 is the answer to everything.

How big is Wario's @$$?

ScottyMcGee · 06-24-2006, 09:46 PM

2 inches........from the floor

if there ever would be a "Rated M" Mario game, what would it be called?

HCl- HydroCuccoLadic Acid · 06-24-2006, 11:20 PM

Super Mario Goes Commando.

Why is Yoshi so tame? After all, he's a dinosaur.

ScottyMcGee · 06-25-2006, 03:03 PM

Mario whips him at night

Where oh where has my little dog gone? Where oh where can he be?

Cat3 · 06-25-2006, 07:53 PM

Up wario's fat butt!

Why is toad called toad if it is a mushroom?

ScottyMcGee · 06-25-2006, 09:41 PM

Because everyone got so high using mushrooms they thought he was a Toad so the name stuck

If Yoshi's a guy, why does he lay eggs?

Cat3 · 06-26-2006, 11:24 AM

Because he's actullay a sheman!

Why would Peach love Mario?

Frumious B, · 06-26-2006, 01:20 PM

Because Peach can't tell the difference between Mario and Superman.

How many dogs are in Wario's @$$?

Cat3 · 06-26-2006, 01:45 PM

12345678901245678749037689034!

Why do Goombas have sharp teeth?

Frumious B, · 06-26-2006, 11:40 PM

If they didn't they could never eat chicken nuggets!

What is the stuff in Wario's nose?

Crazybirdanimations · 06-27-2006, 01:09 AM

More noses.

Whats a cross over between a Yoshi and a koopa?

Cloaked Dude · 06-27-2006, 11:13 AM

Yopa

How about Yoshi and a Goomba?

Frumious B, · 06-27-2006, 12:13 PM

Yooshba.

Why are the Whomps look so idiodic.

W-Team Elf · 06-27-2006, 02:20 PM

before each game they get drunk & smoke dope
?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ????????????????????????????????????????????????
Why was dk cut out from mario party???

BLUEDASH2 · 06-27-2006, 02:29 PM

why does mario where overalls

MC King Kong Mushi · 06-27-2006, 03:17 PM

Because with all that jumping(pronounce that with a Spanish accent) regular pants would be shredded into tacos.

why Mario? WHY?!?

Deviot · 06-27-2006, 03:59 PM

Mario: Well, you see, when I was younger...

Q: Who took my-a mushroom?!

Cat3 · 06-27-2006, 04:15 PM

I did!!!!!

Why are whomps rocks?

06-23-2006, 10:37 PM	#281
ScottyMcGee Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the far side of the moon Gender: Posts: 180 Thanks: 5 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 9,979.17 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 9,979.17 Donate	Because he had an abusive childhood What's Mario's last name? Last edited by ScottyMcGee; 06-24-2006 at 07:47 AM.

06-24-2006, 12:45 PM	#282
Deviot Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 952 Thanks: 10 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts Points: 5,978.22 Bank: 13,450.16 Total Points: 19,428.38 Donate	A: Dr. Q: How much could a Chucklewood chuck if a Chucklewood could chuck wood.

06-24-2006, 01:16 PM	#283
Frumious B, Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,871 Thanks: 294 Thanked 214 Times in 141 Posts Points: 8,024.92 Bank: 52,371.93 Total Points: 60,396.84 Donate	42. 42 is the answer to everything. How big is Wario's @$$?

06-24-2006, 09:46 PM	#284
ScottyMcGee Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the far side of the moon Gender: Posts: 180 Thanks: 5 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 9,979.17 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 9,979.17 Donate	2 inches........from the floor if there ever would be a "Rated M" Mario game, what would it be called?

06-24-2006, 11:20 PM	#285
HCl- HydroCuccoLadic Acid Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: in a bag of potato chips. Potato chips of LOVE. Gender: Posts: 4,671 Thanks: 1,274 Thanked 415 Times in 346 Posts Points: 4,763.91 Bank: 152,588.40 Total Points: 157,352.31 Donate	Super Mario Goes Commando. Why is Yoshi so tame? After all, he's a dinosaur.

06-25-2006, 03:03 PM	#286
ScottyMcGee Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the far side of the moon Gender: Posts: 180 Thanks: 5 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 9,979.17 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 9,979.17 Donate	Mario whips him at night Where oh where has my little dog gone? Where oh where can he be?

06-25-2006, 07:53 PM	#287
Cat3 Junior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: None of YOUR buisness Gender: Posts: 80 Thanks: 11 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,400.86 Bank: 520.20 Total Points: 2,921.06 Donate	Up wario's fat butt! Why is toad called toad if it is a mushroom?

06-25-2006, 09:41 PM	#288
ScottyMcGee Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: the far side of the moon Gender: Posts: 180 Thanks: 5 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 9,979.17 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 9,979.17 Donate	Because everyone got so high using mushrooms they thought he was a Toad so the name stuck If Yoshi's a guy, why does he lay eggs?

06-26-2006, 11:24 AM	#289
Cat3 Junior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: None of YOUR buisness Gender: Posts: 80 Thanks: 11 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,400.86 Bank: 520.20 Total Points: 2,921.06 Donate	Because he's actullay a sheman! Why would Peach love Mario?

06-26-2006, 01:20 PM	#290
Frumious B, Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,871 Thanks: 294 Thanked 214 Times in 141 Posts Points: 8,024.92 Bank: 52,371.93 Total Points: 60,396.84 Donate	Because Peach can't tell the difference between Mario and Superman. How many dogs are in Wario's @$$?

06-26-2006, 01:45 PM	#291
Cat3 Junior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: None of YOUR buisness Gender: Posts: 80 Thanks: 11 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,400.86 Bank: 520.20 Total Points: 2,921.06 Donate	12345678901245678749037689034! Why do Goombas have sharp teeth?

06-26-2006, 11:40 PM	#292
Frumious B, Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,871 Thanks: 294 Thanked 214 Times in 141 Posts Points: 8,024.92 Bank: 52,371.93 Total Points: 60,396.84 Donate	If they didn't they could never eat chicken nuggets! What is the stuff in Wario's nose?

06-27-2006, 01:09 AM	#293
Crazybirdanimations Senior Member Join Date: Mar 2006 Location: California Gender: Posts: 4,723 Thanks: 233 Thanked 204 Times in 168 Posts Points: 1,247.49 Bank: 31,153.05 Total Points: 32,400.54 Donate	More noses. Whats a cross over between a Yoshi and a koopa?

06-27-2006, 11:13 AM	#294
Cloaked Dude Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: North Carolina Gender: Posts: 699 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,879.34 Bank: 218.48 Total Points: 3,097.82 Donate	Yopa How about Yoshi and a Goomba?

06-27-2006, 12:13 PM	#295
Frumious B, Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,871 Thanks: 294 Thanked 214 Times in 141 Posts Points: 8,024.92 Bank: 52,371.93 Total Points: 60,396.84 Donate	Yooshba. Why are the Whomps look so idiodic.

06-27-2006, 02:20 PM	#296
W-Team Elf Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: A house Gender: Posts: 423 Thanks: 13 Thanked 3 Times in 3 Posts Points: 708.30 Bank: 6,616.60 Total Points: 7,324.90 Donate	before each game they get drunk & smoke dope ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ?????????????????????????????????????????????????? ???????????????????????????????????????????????? Why was dk cut out from mario party???

06-27-2006, 02:29 PM	#297
BLUEDASH2 Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2006 Gender: Posts: 186 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 7,179.86 Bank: 4,591.86 Total Points: 11,771.72 Donate	why does mario where overalls

06-27-2006, 03:17 PM	#298
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06-27-2006, 03:59 PM	#299
Deviot Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 952 Thanks: 10 Thanked 10 Times in 10 Posts Points: 5,978.22 Bank: 13,450.16 Total Points: 19,428.38 Donate	Mario: Well, you see, when I was younger... Q: Who took my-a mushroom?!

06-27-2006, 04:15 PM	#300
Cat3 Junior Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: None of YOUR buisness Gender: Posts: 80 Thanks: 11 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,400.86 Bank: 520.20 Total Points: 2,921.06 Donate	I did!!!!! Why are whomps rocks?