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Irby · 09-16-2006, 07:48 AM

Q:What is Waluigi's middle name.

N Kong · 09-16-2006, 07:54 AM

^He has a middle name?

Who would win Mario or Bowser?

Irby · 09-16-2006, 08:07 AM

Mario.
Q:Why wont Mario ever use a gun to kill Bowser?

Valigarmander · 09-16-2006, 12:13 PM

A: Because Nintendo won't hear of it.
Q: How many languages can Mario speak?

Frumie Bandy · 09-16-2006, 01:36 PM

0.

What's wrong with this picture?

Big Daddy · 09-16-2006, 02:15 PM

lots of things

Irby · 09-16-2006, 06:28 PM

Your supposed to ask a question.

Valigarmander · 09-16-2006, 09:33 PM

So were you.

Q: Why is Luigi green?

Big Daddy · 09-17-2006, 05:43 AM

hasn't that been answerd already

what is the mathimatical formula to calcuelate the area of a podeckaheydron

Irby · 09-17-2006, 11:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valigarmander

So were you.

Q: Why is Luigi green?

But I was pointing something it.

A:Huh?

Big Daddy · 09-17-2006, 11:19 AM

it's a simple formula

Double Genocide · 09-17-2006, 03:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valigarmander

Q: Why is Luigi green?

He got into an accident with a spinach truck once. The stains never came out.

Why is Mario in the kitchen with Dina?

Valigarmander · 09-17-2006, 05:30 PM

A: Because he's horny.
Q: Why is Mario red?

Irby · 09-17-2006, 07:39 PM

Because he's a murderer and never got the blood stains out.
Q:Who's stupider Petey Piranha or Wario?

Frumie Bandy · 09-17-2006, 09:05 PM

Petey. He can't talk.

Is this a Mario-related question?

Valigarmander · 09-18-2006, 06:22 PM

A: Yes, it has his name in it.
Q: If Mario were to go back in time and kill his father before he was able to conceive him, would Mario disappear, having never been born, and therefore not be able to have gone back in time and kill his father, so his father would conceive him, then Mario would be born and then go back in time to kill his father, yes or no.

Frumie Bandy · 09-18-2006, 06:36 PM

Uh.....

If Waluigi ate pie, what flavor is it?

Valigarmander · 09-18-2006, 08:08 PM

A: Cow.
Q: What is the meaning of life? Waluigi's life, to be specific.

LuWEEGEEman · 09-20-2006, 07:05 PM

TO DIE!!!!! why is wario fat?

Lucas · 09-21-2006, 02:32 PM

Because he ate a pie truck. The stains... wait, thats not right. Anyways...

Why does Mario always die whenever he hits an enemy (not Super Mario form)?

09-16-2006, 07:48 AM	#361
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 7,003 Thanks: 344 Thanked 118 Times in 100 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 43,054.83 Bank: 16,978.39 Total Points: 60,033.22 Donate	Q:What is Waluigi's middle name.

09-16-2006, 07:54 AM	#362
N Kong Member Join Date: Feb 2005 Location: Location Gender: Posts: 987 Thanks: 7 Thanked 15 Times in 13 Posts Points: 1,195.47 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 1,195.47 Donate	^He has a middle name? Who would win Mario or Bowser?

09-16-2006, 08:07 AM	#363
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 7,003 Thanks: 344 Thanked 118 Times in 100 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 43,054.83 Bank: 16,978.39 Total Points: 60,033.22 Donate	Mario. Q:Why wont Mario ever use a gun to kill Bowser?

09-16-2006, 12:13 PM	#364
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 12,994 Thanks: 788 Thanked 1,338 Times in 663 Posts Points: 81.18 Bank: 120,174.15 Total Points: 120,255.33 Donate	A: Because Nintendo won't hear of it. Q: How many languages can Mario speak?

09-16-2006, 01:36 PM	#365
Frumie Bandy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,839 Thanks: 284 Thanked 205 Times in 136 Posts Points: 28,246.97 Bank: 35,252.09 Total Points: 63,499.06 Donate	0. What's wrong with this picture?

09-16-2006, 02:15 PM	#366
Big Daddy Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Rapture Gender: Posts: 1,109 Thanks: 25 Thanked 38 Times in 22 Posts Points: 1,766.00 Bank: 8,825.42 Total Points: 10,591.42 Donate	lots of things

09-16-2006, 06:28 PM	#367
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 7,003 Thanks: 344 Thanked 118 Times in 100 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 43,054.83 Bank: 16,978.39 Total Points: 60,033.22 Donate	Your supposed to ask a question.

09-16-2006, 09:33 PM	#368
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 12,994 Thanks: 788 Thanked 1,338 Times in 663 Posts Points: 81.18 Bank: 120,174.15 Total Points: 120,255.33 Donate	So were you. Q: Why is Luigi green?

09-17-2006, 05:43 AM	#369
Big Daddy Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Rapture Gender: Posts: 1,109 Thanks: 25 Thanked 38 Times in 22 Posts Points: 1,766.00 Bank: 8,825.42 Total Points: 10,591.42 Donate	hasn't that been answerd already what is the mathimatical formula to calcuelate the area of a podeckaheydron

09-17-2006, 11:19 AM	#371
Big Daddy Member Join Date: Aug 2006 Location: Rapture Gender: Posts: 1,109 Thanks: 25 Thanked 38 Times in 22 Posts Points: 1,766.00 Bank: 8,825.42 Total Points: 10,591.42 Donate	it's a simple formula

09-17-2006, 05:30 PM	#373
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 12,994 Thanks: 788 Thanked 1,338 Times in 663 Posts Points: 81.18 Bank: 120,174.15 Total Points: 120,255.33 Donate	A: Because he's horny. Q: Why is Mario red?

09-17-2006, 07:39 PM	#374
Irby Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Canada, Eh. Gender: Posts: 7,003 Thanks: 344 Thanked 118 Times in 100 Posts Blog Entries: 5 Points: 43,054.83 Bank: 16,978.39 Total Points: 60,033.22 Donate	Because he's a murderer and never got the blood stains out. Q:Who's stupider Petey Piranha or Wario?

09-17-2006, 09:05 PM	#375
Frumie Bandy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,839 Thanks: 284 Thanked 205 Times in 136 Posts Points: 28,246.97 Bank: 35,252.09 Total Points: 63,499.06 Donate	Petey. He can't talk. Is this a Mario-related question?

09-18-2006, 06:22 PM	#376
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 12,994 Thanks: 788 Thanked 1,338 Times in 663 Posts Points: 81.18 Bank: 120,174.15 Total Points: 120,255.33 Donate	A: Yes, it has his name in it. Q: If Mario were to go back in time and kill his father before he was able to conceive him, would Mario disappear, having never been born, and therefore not be able to have gone back in time and kill his father, so his father would conceive him, then Mario would be born and then go back in time to kill his father, yes or no.

09-18-2006, 06:36 PM	#377
Frumie Bandy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,839 Thanks: 284 Thanked 205 Times in 136 Posts Points: 28,246.97 Bank: 35,252.09 Total Points: 63,499.06 Donate	Uh..... If Waluigi ate pie, what flavor is it?

09-18-2006, 08:08 PM	#378
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 12,994 Thanks: 788 Thanked 1,338 Times in 663 Posts Points: 81.18 Bank: 120,174.15 Total Points: 120,255.33 Donate	A: Cow. Q: What is the meaning of life? Waluigi's life, to be specific.

09-20-2006, 07:05 PM	#379
LuWEEGEEman THE EYES Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: go die in a fire Gender: Posts: 4,236 Thanks: 112 Thanked 188 Times in 153 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 14,683.99 Bank: 4,479.73 Total Points: 19,163.72 Donate	TO DIE!!!!! why is wario fat?

09-21-2006, 02:32 PM	#380
Lucas Member Join Date: May 2006 Location: In that one place. Yeah... Gender: Posts: 1,377 Thanks: 50 Thanked 32 Times in 29 Posts Points: 636.46 Bank: 94,524.58 Total Points: 95,161.04 Donate	Because he ate a pie truck. The stains... wait, thats not right. Anyways... Why does Mario always die whenever he hits an enemy (not Super Mario form)?