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Super Mario Fan · 05-06-2004, 10:30 PM

because he is a bull. does he chase red?

OcarinaMan · 05-07-2004, 05:48 PM

No.

What is Mario doing with Peach's ???

Dr. Furball · 05-11-2004, 07:01 PM

A: You don't wanna know.

Q: Does Mario enjoy having his face pulled on in SM64?

Hans Kjellin · 05-14-2004, 06:00 AM

Mario: AAAAAAH!! PLEASE NOT-A-THE FACE!! IT HURTS!! IT HUUUUURTS!!!!

Me: Of course he is!

What is the name of Mario's favourite book?

ahuambachano · 05-19-2004, 05:35 PM

The Guinness Book of Records (incredibly enough, his mark for the BESTSELLING VIDEOGAME is NEVER removed).

If Peach is a princess, where are her parents? And if she doesn't have any, why doesn't she become a QUEEN instantly?

[ May 19, 2004, 05:37 PM: Message edited by: Guess what?: Agustin is BACK ]

Dr. Furball · 05-23-2004, 01:25 PM

A:Because she thinks that "Queen Toadstool" sounds stupid.

Q:Why doesn't Mario ever use his moves from SSBM when he's on an adventure?

PVanderbilt · 05-24-2004, 05:08 PM

Because they didn't work very well in SSBM.

When did Mario find the time to become an M.D. (Dr. Mario)?

ahuambachano · 05-24-2004, 09:50 PM

When Doctor Chapatín was home sick (those who live in Latin America will understand better).

Where was Luigi all that time in Super Mario RPG.

Magnum · 05-26-2004, 02:07 AM

Sleeping

How high can Mario jump?

ahuambachano · 05-26-2004, 05:28 PM

Depends of how "high" he can get.

When did the Yoshis learn to make cookies?

Blue Bomber 4 ever · 05-26-2004, 08:18 PM

when their grandma taught them

in paper mario, why doesnt bowser just get a big paper shredder?

Magnum · 05-27-2004, 05:21 AM

He can't afford it

Why does DK wear a tie?

ahuambachano · 05-27-2004, 02:31 PM

So that he cannot be mistaken with King Kong.

How does Bowser plan to make children with Peach?

Magnum · 05-31-2004, 11:19 PM

What do you mean plan? Bowser's a player!

Why is Mario's little brother Luigi taller than him?

ahuambachano · 06-01-2004, 02:38 PM

Maybe because he plays Basketball, explaining why he can jump higher.

If Mario is THAT great, why can't he have his own anime series?

OcarinaMan · 06-01-2004, 03:52 PM

He let fame go to his head and he's too difficult to work with.

Who has fury, finkrat?

Magnum · 06-01-2004, 05:41 PM

... sure

What is Yoshi's favorite color?

PVanderbilt · 06-01-2004, 07:36 PM

Yoshi is colorblind.

Where can one purchase fire flower seeds?

Kil'jaeden · 06-02-2004, 09:46 AM

About any shop in Mushroom kingdom.

What is the average I.Q. of a flurry?

Ninja Hammer Man · 06-04-2004, 09:36 PM

A Flurry is smart as an icecube.

How big is the Mushroom Kingdom?

05-06-2004, 10:30 PM	#21
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05-07-2004, 05:48 PM	#22
OcarinaMan Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ikana Castle Posts: 2,482 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts Points: 7,933.77 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 8,433.77 Donate	No. What is Mario doing with Peach's ???

05-11-2004, 07:01 PM	#23
Dr. Furball Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mad Science Academy, 12th Floor Gender: Posts: 498 Thanks: 21 Thanked 19 Times in 13 Posts Points: 1,152.62 Bank: 5,478.44 Total Points: 6,631.06 Donate	A: You don't wanna know. Q: Does Mario enjoy having his face pulled on in SM64?

05-14-2004, 06:00 AM	#24
Hans Kjellin Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Delsbo Posts: 143 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,156.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,656.00 Donate	Mario: AAAAAAH!! PLEASE NOT-A-THE FACE!! IT HURTS!! IT HUUUUURTS!!!! Me: Of course he is! What is the name of Mario's favourite book?

05-19-2004, 05:35 PM	#25
ahuambachano Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: I don't know: Hyrule or Mushroom? Gender: Posts: 2,633 Thanks: 19 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts Points: 5,013.26 Bank: 672.93 Total Points: 5,686.19 Donate	The Guinness Book of Records (incredibly enough, his mark for the BESTSELLING VIDEOGAME is NEVER removed). If Peach is a princess, where are her parents? And if she doesn't have any, why doesn't she become a QUEEN instantly? [ May 19, 2004, 05:37 PM: Message edited by: Guess what?: Agustin is BACK ]

05-23-2004, 01:25 PM	#26
Dr. Furball Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2003 Location: Mad Science Academy, 12th Floor Gender: Posts: 498 Thanks: 21 Thanked 19 Times in 13 Posts Points: 1,152.62 Bank: 5,478.44 Total Points: 6,631.06 Donate	A:Because she thinks that "Queen Toadstool" sounds stupid. Q:Why doesn't Mario ever use his moves from SSBM when he's on an adventure?

05-24-2004, 05:08 PM	#27
PVanderbilt Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 54 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 558.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,058.00 Donate	Because they didn't work very well in SSBM. When did Mario find the time to become an M.D. (Dr. Mario)?

05-24-2004, 09:50 PM	#28
ahuambachano Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: I don't know: Hyrule or Mushroom? Gender: Posts: 2,633 Thanks: 19 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts Points: 5,013.26 Bank: 672.93 Total Points: 5,686.19 Donate	When Doctor Chapatín was home sick (those who live in Latin America will understand better). Where was Luigi all that time in Super Mario RPG.

05-26-2004, 02:07 AM	#29
Magnum Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Canada Posts: 3,295 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,313.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,813.00 Donate	Sleeping How high can Mario jump?

05-26-2004, 05:28 PM	#30
ahuambachano Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: I don't know: Hyrule or Mushroom? Gender: Posts: 2,633 Thanks: 19 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts Points: 5,013.26 Bank: 672.93 Total Points: 5,686.19 Donate	Depends of how "high" he can get. When did the Yoshis learn to make cookies?

05-26-2004, 08:18 PM	#31
Blue Bomber 4 ever Member Join Date: Apr 2001 Location: your moms bed Posts: 1,973 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 601.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,101.00 Donate	when their grandma taught them in paper mario, why doesnt bowser just get a big paper shredder?

05-27-2004, 05:21 AM	#32
Magnum Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Canada Posts: 3,295 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,313.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,813.00 Donate	He can't afford it Why does DK wear a tie?

05-27-2004, 02:31 PM	#33
ahuambachano Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: I don't know: Hyrule or Mushroom? Gender: Posts: 2,633 Thanks: 19 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts Points: 5,013.26 Bank: 672.93 Total Points: 5,686.19 Donate	So that he cannot be mistaken with King Kong. How does Bowser plan to make children with Peach?

05-31-2004, 11:19 PM	#34
Magnum Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Canada Posts: 3,295 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,313.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,813.00 Donate	What do you mean plan? Bowser's a player! Why is Mario's little brother Luigi taller than him?

06-01-2004, 02:38 PM	#35
ahuambachano Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: I don't know: Hyrule or Mushroom? Gender: Posts: 2,633 Thanks: 19 Thanked 10 Times in 8 Posts Points: 5,013.26 Bank: 672.93 Total Points: 5,686.19 Donate	Maybe because he plays Basketball, explaining why he can jump higher. If Mario is THAT great, why can't he have his own anime series?

06-01-2004, 03:52 PM	#36
OcarinaMan Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ikana Castle Posts: 2,482 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts Points: 7,933.77 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 8,433.77 Donate	He let fame go to his head and he's too difficult to work with. Who has fury, finkrat?

06-01-2004, 05:41 PM	#37
Magnum Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Canada Posts: 3,295 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,313.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,813.00 Donate	... sure What is Yoshi's favorite color?

06-01-2004, 07:36 PM	#38
PVanderbilt Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Posts: 54 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 558.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,058.00 Donate	Yoshi is colorblind. Where can one purchase fire flower seeds?

06-02-2004, 09:46 AM	#39
Kil'jaeden Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your mind Gender: Posts: 1,418 Thanks: 18 Thanked 37 Times in 28 Posts Points: 8,999.65 Bank: 820.30 Total Points: 9,819.95 Donate	About any shop in Mushroom kingdom. What is the average I.Q. of a flurry?

06-04-2004, 09:36 PM	#40
Ninja Hammer Man Junior Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: A house Posts: 119 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,088.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,588.00 Donate	A Flurry is smart as an icecube. How big is the Mushroom Kingdom?