Ask a Stupid Mario Question, Get a stupid answer #3 - VGF

SuperMarioBro2 · 03-24-2004, 04:56 PM

I did this before I was banned a long time ago, and this works like every other topic.

Q: Why is Yoshi Green?

Super_Mario_1987 · 03-24-2004, 08:39 PM

A: Because he ate a bush

Q: Why does Mario wear red?

Achana · 03-24-2004, 08:41 PM

A: Because Luigi took green.

Q: If Mario's friends from Paper Mario got into a fight, what would happen?

EDIT: Was too late for 1st question.

[ March 24, 2004, 07:42 PM: Message edited by: Achana ]

tuatara · 03-24-2004, 08:42 PM

Then Paper Mario would be cancelled.

If Mario and Luigi were on a island, what would happen?

Curly Brace · 03-24-2004, 08:57 PM

It will be another episode of "Gilligan's Island."

If Luigi beats up Toad, why for?

Chunky Kong12345 · 03-24-2004, 10:16 PM

For the $41821685916769817598026.88 he owes him.

Why does Bowser kidnap Peach?

Gumby, dammit · 03-25-2004, 01:14 PM

He does... stuff...

Why did Mario change his name from Jumpman to Mario?

Achana · 03-25-2004, 08:05 PM

A: Because Superman threatened to sue.

Q: Why is Kamek at my door?

Magnum · 03-25-2004, 10:14 PM

A. Because you invited him over for milk and cookies!

Q. What would Bowser look like outside his shell?

SuperMarioBro2 · 03-27-2004, 10:27 PM

^ Nintendo never rendered his insides.

Why isn't this getting bumped?

luigi57 · 03-28-2004, 12:49 AM

A: Because this topic sucks.

Q: How much spam can you make?

Curly Brace · 03-28-2004, 02:22 PM

Here is the answer.

Q. Why doesn't Bowser just take out a tank and run over Mario with it?

Yoshi57 · 03-28-2004, 02:28 PM

^How'd you do that!?

Curly Brace · 03-28-2004, 02:39 PM

I am not going to waste my breath. Now, let's keep the game going on!

Magnum · 03-28-2004, 03:35 PM

A. Because Bowser IS a tank.

Q. What brand are Yoshi's shoes?

ROTKK · 03-28-2004, 08:24 PM

Super Yoshi's

Why did the yoshi cross the road?

Chantelle · 03-31-2004, 10:01 PM

To get to Mac Donlads.

Why does Peach wear those stupid dresses?

Hans Kjellin · 04-01-2004, 09:12 AM

"She" likes crossdressing

Is Mario REALLY that fat?!

GRENTLEMEN · 04-01-2004, 10:07 AM

REALLY how fat? He's just short and a little chubby now. He USED to have a gut, but those days are gone.

Why does Pario feel the need to frighten TEH CHILDRINZ?!

Kil'jaeden · 04-02-2004, 08:29 PM

Because he is EVIL.

Why does Bowser have horns?

03-24-2004, 04:56 PM	#1
SuperMarioBro2 Banned Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 652 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 10,082.50 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 10,582.50 Donate	I did this before I was banned a long time ago, and this works like every other topic. Q: Why is Yoshi Green?

03-24-2004, 08:39 PM	#2
Super_Mario_1987 Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Iowa Gender: Posts: 6,560 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 6,398.04 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 6,898.04 Donate	A: Because he ate a bush Q: Why does Mario wear red?

03-24-2004, 08:41 PM	#3
Achana Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: A tree in Goomba Village Posts: 32 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 592.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,092.00 Donate	A: Because Luigi took green. Q: If Mario's friends from Paper Mario got into a fight, what would happen? EDIT: Was too late for 1st question. [ March 24, 2004, 07:42 PM: Message edited by: Achana ]

03-24-2004, 08:42 PM	#4
tuatara Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 4,260 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,788.50 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 4,288.50 Donate	Then Paper Mario would be cancelled. If Mario and Luigi were on a island, what would happen?

03-24-2004, 08:57 PM	#5
Curly Brace THE ALL AROUND YUMMIEST. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Maryland Gender: Posts: 5,772 Thanks: 127 Thanked 116 Times in 82 Posts Points: 15,833.93 Bank: 37,251.94 Total Points: 53,085.88 Donate	It will be another episode of "Gilligan's Island." If Luigi beats up Toad, why for?

03-24-2004, 10:16 PM	#6
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03-25-2004, 01:14 PM	#7
Gumby, dammit Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Rats th01 Gender: Posts: 1,239 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 13,711.34 Bank: 634.62 Total Points: 14,345.96 Donate	He does... stuff... Why did Mario change his name from Jumpman to Mario?

03-25-2004, 08:05 PM	#8
Achana Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: A tree in Goomba Village Posts: 32 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 592.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,092.00 Donate	A: Because Superman threatened to sue. Q: Why is Kamek at my door?

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Magnum Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Canada Posts: 3,295 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,306.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,806.00 Donate	A. Because you invited him over for milk and cookies! Q. What would Bowser look like outside his shell?

03-27-2004, 10:27 PM	#10
SuperMarioBro2 Banned Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 652 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 10,082.50 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 10,582.50 Donate	^ Nintendo never rendered his insides. Why isn't this getting bumped?

03-28-2004, 12:49 AM	#11
luigi57 Shutup Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: molino Posts: 385 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,171.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,671.00 Donate	A: Because this topic sucks. Q: How much spam can you make?

03-28-2004, 02:22 PM	#12
Curly Brace THE ALL AROUND YUMMIEST. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Maryland Gender: Posts: 5,772 Thanks: 127 Thanked 116 Times in 82 Posts Points: 15,833.93 Bank: 37,251.94 Total Points: 53,085.88 Donate	Here is the answer. Q. Why doesn't Bowser just take out a tank and run over Mario with it?

03-28-2004, 02:28 PM	#13
Yoshi57 Na Na Na Na...Na Na Na Na...hey hey hey....goodbye! Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: above you Posts: 7 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 531.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,031.00 Donate	^How'd you do that!?

03-28-2004, 02:39 PM	#14
Curly Brace THE ALL AROUND YUMMIEST. Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Maryland Gender: Posts: 5,772 Thanks: 127 Thanked 116 Times in 82 Posts Points: 15,833.93 Bank: 37,251.94 Total Points: 53,085.88 Donate	I am not going to waste my breath. Now, let's keep the game going on!

03-28-2004, 03:35 PM	#15
Magnum Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: Canada Posts: 3,295 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,306.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 3,806.00 Donate	A. Because Bowser IS a tank. Q. What brand are Yoshi's shoes?

03-28-2004, 08:24 PM	#16
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Chantelle Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Canada Posts: 610 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 670.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,170.00 Donate	To get to Mac Donlads. Why does Peach wear those stupid dresses?

04-01-2004, 09:12 AM	#18
Hans Kjellin Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Delsbo Posts: 143 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,156.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,656.00 Donate	"She" likes crossdressing Is Mario REALLY that fat?!

04-01-2004, 10:07 AM	#19
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04-02-2004, 08:29 PM	#20
Kil'jaeden Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your mind Gender: Posts: 1,417 Thanks: 18 Thanked 37 Times in 28 Posts Points: 8,900.65 Bank: 820.30 Total Points: 9,720.95 Donate	Because he is EVIL. Why does Bowser have horns?