How to kill a goomba - Page 2

**Sean P Kelly** · 02-09-2004, 06:16 PM

Just a quick warning: Please cut down on the gore or this topic will be closed/deleted.

That spears in the eyes thing really grossed me out.

Chompmaster · 02-09-2004, 07:02 PM

Tell it how weak it really is.

Cloaked Dude · 02-09-2004, 07:11 PM

Do the "nuclear factory" dance on it untill a white 100 appears on it.

**L007 is Undecided** · 02-09-2004, 09:30 PM

Summon any monster from FFV (And I mean ANY monster!)

Rate it a 1 star.

Tell them Bowser has demoted them (Must be a terrible job!)

GSGold · 02-09-2004, 10:45 PM

Well my good sirs, a goomba can easilly be defeated by simply applying a firm force upon it's noggin. You don't even have to jump on it. Just take your pointer finger and press down on it's head. *BAM* Dead. Therefore, Mario does not need to strain his legs by jumping 10 feet into the air anymore. Now if only he could move his arms in SMB1, this would be a lot more useful to him..

GrandAdmiral Fox · 02-10-2004, 12:03 AM

Sorry about the eye thingy. It's just my nature to prey on innocent little Goomba's by stabbing spears into thier eye's many times.

***Heroine of the Dragon*** · 02-10-2004, 03:52 AM

Have goomba test a parachute with many holes in it from 5000 feet.

Kain Highwind · 02-10-2004, 06:49 PM

Sing the Kenya song! >D

MAtgSy · 02-27-2004, 04:20 PM

Tell it the Stock Market crashed & point to the nearest window.

Worirakthecheeseburger · 02-27-2004, 09:40 PM

use your pyschic powers.

TheHairyDudeII · 02-28-2004, 05:11 AM

just sense it and it will dissapear

or poke it with a pointy stick

just softly

Chompmaster · 02-28-2004, 09:40 AM

Blow on it or if it has wings, use a flyswatter.

Link, Jr. · 02-28-2004, 01:01 PM

Introduce them to their natural predator: A fruit fly.

blackyoshi7 · 02-28-2004, 03:52 PM

Touch it.

Kain Highwind · 02-28-2004, 11:26 PM

- Tell him a re-dead is behind him...

- Tell him Jenny's got a gun.

Nintendo JJW · 03-07-2004, 04:07 PM

Grab it and continuously pet it while saying "Pet the chicken!" over and over. [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

supakoopa128 · 03-07-2004, 05:27 PM

For a being that can kill Mario just by touching him, we're kind of under-estimating them, aren't we?

Note: Wear Gloves for all of these.
1.Tell him Bowser's rampaging towards him swinging the Megaton Hammer.
2.Run up behind him and say "Boo".
3.Threaten him with a cotten ball.
4.Mario.
5.Pick him up and GENTLTY toss him off a cliff.
6.Show him picture of a shoe.
7.Tell him, "Hi".
8.Feed him food.
9.Wait for him to die of old age*.
*8-10 seconds.
10.Challenge him to a living contest.

***Heroine of the Dragon*** · 03-07-2004, 07:21 PM

Tie lots of helium balloons to the goomba and release it. Whilst it gently starts to float away, take up gun and start firing at the balloons... deduct points for every time you hit the goomba.

ultragm2003 · 04-02-2004, 10:09 PM

Launch it into space.
Tie it to a rabid monkey.
Drop it from a small chair. [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

Edwardius · 04-02-2004, 11:37 PM

step 1. just kick it

Repeat step 1. till all it is, is a brown lump with eyes.

02-09-2004, 09:30 PM	#24
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02-10-2004, 06:49 PM	#28
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Kain Highwind Pimpwalking Dragoon Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pending. Gender: Posts: 5,787 Thanks: 127 Thanked 117 Times in 82 Posts Points: 2,253.10 Bank: 46,214.89 Total Points: 48,468.00 Donate	- Tell him a re-dead is behind him... - Tell him Jenny's got a gun. __________________

02-09-2004, 06:16 PM	#21
Sean P Kelly SMBHQ Mod Movies Mod Join Date: Nov 2001 Location: Toronto, ON, Canada Gender: Posts: 3,265 Thanks: 9 Thanked 43 Times in 33 Posts Points: 180,889.65 Bank: 70,395.38 Total Points: 251,285.02 Donate	Just a quick warning: Please cut down on the gore or this topic will be closed/deleted. That spears in the eyes thing really grossed me out.

02-09-2004, 07:02 PM	#22
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02-09-2004, 10:45 PM	#25
GSGold Member Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: USA! USA! Posts: 1,220 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 614.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,114.00 Donate	Well my good sirs, a goomba can easilly be defeated by simply applying a firm force upon it's noggin. You don't even have to jump on it. Just take your pointer finger and press down on it's head. BAM Dead. Therefore, Mario does not need to strain his legs by jumping 10 feet into the air anymore. Now if only he could move his arms in SMB1, this would be a lot more useful to him..

02-10-2004, 12:03 AM	#26
GrandAdmiral Fox Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: My imagination. Posts: 181 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,447.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,947.00 Donate	Sorry about the eye thingy. It's just my nature to prey on innocent little Goomba's by stabbing spears into thier eye's many times.

02-10-2004, 03:52 AM	#27
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02-27-2004, 04:20 PM	#29
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02-28-2004, 05:11 AM	#31
TheHairyDudeII Junior Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Colony ARK, plotting World Domination cough Peace Posts: 167 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,818.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 2,318.00 Donate	just sense it and it will dissapear or poke it with a pointy stick just softly

02-28-2004, 09:40 AM	#32
Chompmaster Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: I don\'t know. Being an Idiot AND a smart person at the same time is pretty hard. Posts: 1,014 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 6,804.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 7,304.00 Donate	Blow on it or if it has wings, use a flyswatter.

02-28-2004, 01:01 PM	#33
Link, Jr. Newbie Join Date: Feb 2004 Posts: 17 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 585.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,085.00 Donate	Introduce them to their natural predator: A fruit fly.

02-28-2004, 03:52 PM	#34
blackyoshi7 Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 81 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 599.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,099.00 Donate	Touch it.

03-07-2004, 04:07 PM	#36
Nintendo JJW Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Nintendo JJW HQ! Posts: 358 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 851.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,351.00 Donate	Grab it and continuously pet it while saying "Pet the chicken!" over and over. [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

03-07-2004, 05:27 PM	#37
supakoopa128 Junior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: What\'s that place called? You know, with the thing? Gender: Posts: 298 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 604.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,104.00 Donate	For a being that can kill Mario just by touching him, we're kind of under-estimating them, aren't we? Note: Wear Gloves for all of these. 1.Tell him Bowser's rampaging towards him swinging the Megaton Hammer. 2.Run up behind him and say "Boo". 3.Threaten him with a cotten ball. 4.Mario. 5.Pick him up and GENTLTY toss him off a cliff. 6.Show him picture of a shoe. 7.Tell him, "Hi". 8.Feed him food. 9.Wait for him to die of old age. 8-10 seconds. 10.Challenge him to a living contest.

03-07-2004, 07:21 PM	#38
*Heroine of the Dragon* The Grinnie Fool! ♥ VGFCodes Staff Join Date: Jul 2000 Location: In a pretty place surrounded by sparkly faerie dust!! Gender: Posts: 27,671 Thanks: 265 Thanked 272 Times in 199 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 20,692.90 Bank: 2,147,094.94 Total Points: 2,167,787.84 Donate	Tie lots of helium balloons to the goomba and release it. Whilst it gently starts to float away, take up gun and start firing at the balloons... deduct points for every time you hit the goomba.

04-02-2004, 10:09 PM	#39
ultragm2003 Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Everywhere and nowhere Gender: Posts: 148 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 637.57 Bank: 1,049.61 Total Points: 1,687.18 Donate	Launch it into space. Tie it to a rabid monkey. Drop it from a small chair. [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

04-02-2004, 11:37 PM	#40
Edwardius Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Da mooooon Posts: 33 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 613.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,113.00 Donate	step 1. just kick it Repeat step 1. till all it is, is a brown lump with eyes.