How to kill a goomba - Page 3 - VGF

blackyoshi7 · 04-03-2004, 02:56 PM

Make him play the easiest game you can think of. Poke him every time he loses. In a short time, he will be poked to death.

SonictheEvil · 04-17-2004, 02:18 PM

All you have to do to kill a Goomba is get within it's line of vision. Or, drop rabid rabbits on him. Or just type something in this discssion.

Sabrilocke · 04-18-2004, 12:02 AM

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ROTKK · 04-18-2004, 08:03 PM

Eat it.

Katyrna · 04-18-2004, 08:20 PM

Play catch with it using a bouncy ball...

And suddenly remember that goombas have no arms. *Squish!*

Gumby, dammit · 04-19-2004, 05:39 PM

Fill it up with air until... POP! Just like a balloon.

Cloaked Dude · 04-24-2004, 06:31 PM

Get it stcuk on to your foot like an old gum.

OcarinaMan · 04-27-2004, 05:52 PM

CHAINSAW TIME!!!

Cloaked Dude · 05-09-2004, 07:38 PM

Put it in a bag(

), then throw it into the ocean. It will drown IN THE NEXT 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 YEARS! [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

dux_is_me · 05-23-2004, 05:31 PM

Make it take a look in the mirror.

Don't use your mom's mirror, or else you'll have to clean the mess right afterwards.

Cloaked Dude · 05-24-2004, 05:36 PM

Poke it.

Y · 06-07-2004, 09:43 PM

Inform it that it isnt real, and is only a drawing brought to life by a bunch of computers. Then itll be so depressed, it should kill itself.

Nintendo JJW · 06-08-2004, 09:58 AM

Jump over one. It'll feel so rejected, it'l commit suicide.

Glyph Phoenix · 07-07-2004, 06:03 PM

Ten Ways to Kill a Goomba
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10. Convince it the national plumber's convention is moving to town.
9. Make it watch old episodes of MASH until it explodes.
8. Alternative: Use a different form of "mash".
7. Remove the pipe it enjoys walking into. It will spiral downward into depression, possibly ending in suicide.
6. Alternative: Remove the pipe it enjoys walking into right as it was about to stop the goomba from walking into a pit.
5. Stand it on its head. It will continue to try to walk. Okay, so it won't kill it. It's really funny to watch, though! (This works with Koopa Troopas too!)
4. Read from the dictionary for several hours and bore it to death.
3. Alternative: If you get bored reading the dictionary to the goomba, you can just stand in front of it and drop the dictionary. That solves your problem.
2. Re-enact a scene from Mortal Kombat. Now you have a nice, squishy landing if you mess up.
1. Hollow it out, and you can make your own Mario themed couch cushion, footstool, or beanbag chair. Be creative.

Chompmaster · 07-08-2004, 11:50 AM

*Say "YOU'RE JUST IDIOTIC CANNON FODDER!!!" to it.

Glyph Phoenix · 07-08-2004, 10:17 PM

Two words: Goomba Volleyball

Cloaked Dude · 07-13-2004, 09:32 PM

While in a rocket ship, throw it when you get out of the Earth's atmosphear. It will loose air, then die. Of couse, it will still float around in space.

Chompmaster · 07-14-2004, 01:31 PM

Dno't do anything.

OcarinaMan · 07-14-2004, 08:35 PM

1. Make a pouty face at it.
2. Force it to read Clinton's new book.
3. Make it fight with a Balrog on the bridge of Khazad-dum.

JoeTheSnifit · 07-15-2004, 11:22 PM

Have an in-depth conversation expressing all your deepest thoughts and feelings, the shock of being noticed and treated like an individual and not just being stepped in your path of death and destruction will cause it to explode!!

04-03-2004, 02:56 PM	#41
blackyoshi7 Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Posts: 81 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 599.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,099.00 Donate	Make him play the easiest game you can think of. Poke him every time he loses. In a short time, he will be poked to death.

04-17-2004, 02:18 PM	#42
SonictheEvil Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Central Square Posts: 71 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,441.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 2,941.00 Donate	All you have to do to kill a Goomba is get within it's line of vision. Or, drop rabid rabbits on him. Or just type something in this discssion.

04-18-2004, 08:03 PM	#44
ROTKK Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: THERE\'S QUESTIONS??? Posts: 205 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 755.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,255.00 Donate	Eat it.

04-18-2004, 08:20 PM	#45
Katyrna Junior Member Join Date: Apr 2004 Location: Hiding in the band locker from the man with an air bazooka... Gender: Posts: 243 Thanks: 6 Thanked 4 Times in 4 Posts Points: 3,541.39 Bank: 592.15 Total Points: 4,133.54 Donate	Play catch with it using a bouncy ball... And suddenly remember that goombas have no arms. Squish!

04-19-2004, 05:39 PM	#46
Gumby, dammit Member Join Date: Aug 2003 Location: Rats th01 Gender: Posts: 1,239 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 13,712.34 Bank: 634.62 Total Points: 14,346.96 Donate	Fill it up with air until... POP! Just like a balloon.

04-24-2004, 06:31 PM	#47
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04-27-2004, 05:52 PM	#48
OcarinaMan Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ikana Castle Posts: 2,482 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts Points: 7,835.77 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 8,335.77 Donate	CHAINSAW TIME!!!

05-09-2004, 07:38 PM	#49
Cloaked Dude Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: North Carolina Gender: Posts: 699 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,166.34 Bank: 218.48 Total Points: 2,384.82 Donate	Put it in a bag( ), then throw it into the ocean. It will drown IN THE NEXT 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 YEARS! [img]graemlins/lol.gif[/img]

05-23-2004, 05:31 PM	#50
dux_is_me Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Colombia, with an O. Gender: Posts: 796 Thanks: 7 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 1,494.23 Bank: 14,762.93 Total Points: 16,257.16 Donate	Make it take a look in the mirror. Don't use your mom's mirror, or else you'll have to clean the mess right afterwards.

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Cloaked Dude Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: North Carolina Gender: Posts: 699 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,166.34 Bank: 218.48 Total Points: 2,384.82 Donate	Poke it.

06-07-2004, 09:43 PM	#52
Y Junior Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Red! Gender: Posts: 219 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,452.49 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 1,452.49 Donate	Inform it that it isnt real, and is only a drawing brought to life by a bunch of computers. Then itll be so depressed, it should kill itself.

06-08-2004, 09:58 AM	#53
Nintendo JJW Junior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Nintendo JJW HQ! Posts: 358 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 849.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,349.00 Donate	Jump over one. It'll feel so rejected, it'l commit suicide.

07-07-2004, 06:03 PM	#54
Glyph Phoenix Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Gender: Posts: 1,774 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 6,553.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 7,053.00 Donate	Ten Ways to Kill a Goomba ------------------------- 10. Convince it the national plumber's convention is moving to town. 9. Make it watch old episodes of MASH until it explodes. 8. Alternative: Use a different form of "mash". 7. Remove the pipe it enjoys walking into. It will spiral downward into depression, possibly ending in suicide. 6. Alternative: Remove the pipe it enjoys walking into right as it was about to stop the goomba from walking into a pit. 5. Stand it on its head. It will continue to try to walk. Okay, so it won't kill it. It's really funny to watch, though! (This works with Koopa Troopas too!) 4. Read from the dictionary for several hours and bore it to death. 3. Alternative: If you get bored reading the dictionary to the goomba, you can just stand in front of it and drop the dictionary. That solves your problem. 2. Re-enact a scene from Mortal Kombat. Now you have a nice, squishy landing if you mess up. 1. Hollow it out, and you can make your own Mario themed couch cushion, footstool, or beanbag chair. Be creative.

07-08-2004, 11:50 AM	#55
Chompmaster Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: I don\'t know. Being an Idiot AND a smart person at the same time is pretty hard. Posts: 1,014 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 6,707.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 7,207.00 Donate	*Say "YOU'RE JUST IDIOTIC CANNON FODDER!!!" to it.

07-08-2004, 10:17 PM	#56
Glyph Phoenix Member Join Date: Jul 2004 Gender: Posts: 1,774 Thanks: 2 Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post Points: 6,553.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 7,053.00 Donate	Two words: Goomba Volleyball

07-13-2004, 09:32 PM	#57
Cloaked Dude Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: North Carolina Gender: Posts: 699 Thanks: 2 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 2,166.34 Bank: 218.48 Total Points: 2,384.82 Donate	While in a rocket ship, throw it when you get out of the Earth's atmosphear. It will loose air, then die. Of couse, it will still float around in space.

07-14-2004, 01:31 PM	#58
Chompmaster Member Join Date: Jan 2004 Location: I don\'t know. Being an Idiot AND a smart person at the same time is pretty hard. Posts: 1,014 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 6,707.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 7,207.00 Donate	Dno't do anything.

07-14-2004, 08:35 PM	#59
OcarinaMan Member Join Date: Jul 2003 Location: Ikana Castle Posts: 2,482 Thanks: 1 Thanked 5 Times in 3 Posts Points: 7,835.77 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 8,335.77 Donate	1. Make a pouty face at it. 2. Force it to read Clinton's new book. 3. Make it fight with a Balrog on the bridge of Khazad-dum.

07-15-2004, 11:22 PM	#60
JoeTheSnifit Member Join Date: Sep 2003 Location: Wouldnt , Youliketoknow Posts: 813 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 8,929.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 9,429.00 Donate	Have an in-depth conversation expressing all your deepest thoughts and feelings, the shock of being noticed and treated like an individual and not just being stepped in your path of death and destruction will cause it to explode!!