How to kill a goomba

Introbulus · 02-07-2004, 10:03 AM

Yeah, someone suggested something like this, so...here we go!

Stare at it. Really, a Goomba will just keel over if you stare at it for long enough.

**L007 is Undecided** · 02-07-2004, 10:22 AM

Poke it a little. It starts gasping for life in no time.

Sabrilocke · 02-07-2004, 11:39 AM

Drop a penny on it.

What · 02-07-2004, 01:06 PM

1. Point bazooka at Goomba.
2. Make sure bazooka is loaded.
3. Pull trigger.
4. Check that bazooka is facing the right way.

***CaptHayfever*** · 02-07-2004, 01:42 PM

Make it run off a cliff.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Kain Highwind · 02-07-2004, 02:07 PM

Get a fat man wearing red or a thin man with green jump on it and stomp it to the ground.

spicy · 02-07-2004, 05:20 PM

I dunno,stab it to death.

[ February 07, 2004, 08:24 PM: Message edited by: SuperPenguin ]

Sabrilocke · 02-07-2004, 08:43 PM

Perform an OmniSlash with a street sign.

tuatara · 02-07-2004, 10:04 PM

Stomp it with a big boot.

Antisocial · 02-07-2004, 10:26 PM

Call a plumber.

Kain Highwind · 02-07-2004, 10:52 PM

SSB:M!

***Heroine of the Dragon*** · 02-07-2004, 11:11 PM

Pooooor Goombas!!!

Pop fully grown goomba into a large jar. Add vinegar, salt and pepper. Wait two weeks to pickle nicely (longer if larger than normal). Enjoy with cheese!

Sabrilocke · 02-08-2004, 02:38 AM

^ That just inspired me to pickle real mushrooms.

Stick magnetic plates in it and surround it with magnets.

**S1x** · 02-08-2004, 03:15 AM

Nobody said this one yet? Eh.

Bob-omb

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Metal Man · 02-08-2004, 09:30 PM

Have Sonic Spindash into it.

Introbulus · 02-08-2004, 09:40 PM

Step 1: Catch a goomba.

Step 2: Slice into equal horizontal slices, starting from the base

Step 3: Cover one non-stick frying pan with butter, place slices into pan, spreading equally

Step 4: Cook for 30 min. on conventional gas stove.

Step 5: Add Salt to taste. Enjoy!

GrandAdmiral Fox · 02-08-2004, 11:04 PM

Grab two spears and jab them into the eyes. Then with the eyes stabbed pull out the spears and do it all over again. Repeat three times. Then jab the spears into a near bye wall do some special move on them then while in the air grabbing the spears throw them into the Goomba's eyes. Repeat eight times. After the eyes are completly gone grab the spears and stare at them for ten minutes then in place of the Goomba will be a shiny dude. Tell the shiny dude what you just did. The shiny dude will then give you a bottle. Drink whats inside the bottle you will then become a Goomba.

biaxialtrinebulon · 02-09-2004, 12:40 AM

Stick it in a microwave.

What · 02-09-2004, 06:28 AM

Apply C-4.

biaxialtrinebulon · 02-09-2004, 04:35 PM

Place a bit of arsenic in it's Goomba juice.

Or just jump on it. Both worth amazingly well.

02-07-2004, 10:22 AM	#2
L007 is Undecided Axe Shreddin' Mod Join Date: May 2001 Location: Farmerland. Gender: Posts: 7,455 Thanks: 98 Thanked 323 Times in 189 Posts Points: 6,770.44 Bank: 24,188.76 Total Points: 30,959.20 Donate	Poke it a little. It starts gasping for life in no time. __________________ Can I has signature?

02-07-2004, 10:03 AM	#1
Introbulus Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Time, Space Posts: 4,159 Thanks: 2 Thanked 19 Times in 9 Posts Points: 4,816.70 Bank: 1,217.40 Total Points: 6,034.10 Donate	Yeah, someone suggested something like this, so...here we go! Stare at it. Really, a Goomba will just keel over if you stare at it for long enough.

02-07-2004, 11:39 AM	#3
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02-07-2004, 01:06 PM	#4
What Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: San Jose, CA Posts: 131 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 606.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,106.00 Donate	1. Point bazooka at Goomba. 2. Make sure bazooka is loaded. 3. Pull trigger. 4. Check that bazooka is facing the right way.

02-07-2004, 01:42 PM	#5
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02-07-2004, 02:07 PM	#6
Kain Highwind Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pending. Gender: Posts: 5,789 Thanks: 127 Thanked 117 Times in 82 Posts Points: 4,239.81 Bank: 47,139.19 Total Points: 51,379.00 Donate	Get a fat man wearing red or a thin man with green jump on it and stomp it to the ground.

02-07-2004, 05:20 PM	#7
spicy Member Join Date: Feb 2003 Location: You\'re in my prayers. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED. Posts: 1,880 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 813.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,313.00 Donate	I dunno,stab it to death. [ February 07, 2004, 08:24 PM: Message edited by: SuperPenguin ]

02-07-2004, 08:43 PM	#8
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02-07-2004, 10:04 PM	#9
tuatara Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2002 Posts: 4,260 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 3,983.50 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 4,483.50 Donate	Stomp it with a big boot.

02-07-2004, 10:26 PM	#10
Antisocial Janitor Join Date: May 2000 Gender: Posts: 9,314 Thanks: 4 Thanked 109 Times in 61 Posts Points: 15,081.18 Bank: 48,457.58 Total Points: 63,538.76 Donate	Call a plumber.

02-07-2004, 10:52 PM	#11
Kain Highwind Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: Pending. Gender: Posts: 5,789 Thanks: 127 Thanked 117 Times in 82 Posts Points: 4,239.81 Bank: 47,139.19 Total Points: 51,379.00 Donate	SSB:M!

02-07-2004, 11:11 PM	#12
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02-08-2004, 02:38 AM	#13
Sabrilocke Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: behind the toolshed Gender: Posts: 3,942 Thanks: 110 Thanked 42 Times in 19 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 24,274.37 Bank: 62,281.36 Total Points: 86,555.72 Donate	^ That just inspired me to pickle real mushrooms. Stick magnetic plates in it and surround it with magnets.

02-08-2004, 03:15 AM	#14
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02-08-2004, 09:30 PM	#15
Metal Man Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: Gender: Posts: 6,793 Thanks: 74 Thanked 208 Times in 143 Posts Points: 11,126.22 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 11,126.22 Donate	Have Sonic Spindash into it.

02-08-2004, 09:40 PM	#16
Introbulus Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2002 Location: Time, Space Posts: 4,159 Thanks: 2 Thanked 19 Times in 9 Posts Points: 4,816.70 Bank: 1,217.40 Total Points: 6,034.10 Donate	Step 1: Catch a goomba. Step 2: Slice into equal horizontal slices, starting from the base Step 3: Cover one non-stick frying pan with butter, place slices into pan, spreading equally Step 4: Cook for 30 min. on conventional gas stove. Step 5: Add Salt to taste. Enjoy!

02-08-2004, 11:04 PM	#17
GrandAdmiral Fox Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: My imagination. Posts: 181 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 1,498.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,998.00 Donate	Grab two spears and jab them into the eyes. Then with the eyes stabbed pull out the spears and do it all over again. Repeat three times. Then jab the spears into a near bye wall do some special move on them then while in the air grabbing the spears throw them into the Goomba's eyes. Repeat eight times. After the eyes are completly gone grab the spears and stare at them for ten minutes then in place of the Goomba will be a shiny dude. Tell the shiny dude what you just did. The shiny dude will then give you a bottle. Drink whats inside the bottle you will then become a Goomba.

02-09-2004, 12:40 AM	#18
biaxialtrinebulon Member Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Within the very depths of my concious. o_O Posts: 1,127 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 644.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,144.00 Donate	Stick it in a microwave.

02-09-2004, 06:28 AM	#19
What Junior Member Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: San Jose, CA Posts: 131 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 606.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,106.00 Donate	Apply C-4.

02-09-2004, 04:35 PM	#20
biaxialtrinebulon Member Join Date: Mar 2000 Location: Within the very depths of my concious. o_O Posts: 1,127 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts Points: 644.00 Bank: 500.00 Total Points: 1,144.00 Donate	Place a bit of arsenic in it's Goomba juice. Or just jump on it. Both worth amazingly well.