6 Bizarrely Creepy Moments from the Mario Universe

**Valigarmander** · 04-11-2011, 07:12 PM

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Good stuff.

Rainbow Dash · 04-11-2011, 08:42 PM

i like how it contradicts itself between #6 and #5, claiming it doesnt remember the eyes and then having a picture of it immediately afterward

Mario271 · 04-11-2011, 11:16 PM

THE PIANOS. Those pretty much scarred me for life.

***Cosmonautical*** · 04-11-2011, 11:46 PM

I don't understand how a glitch like the minus world is creepy.

***Heroine of the Dragon*** · 04-12-2011, 09:31 AM

I guess each to their own about what is creepy...

Luigiman7 · 04-12-2011, 05:14 PM

The endless staircase tops it for me. The music kills me EVERY time.

Fairlight Excalibur · 04-12-2011, 05:32 PM

For anyone else who thought #3 was disturbing...

Dizzy · 04-12-2011, 09:12 PM

^...I don't get it...

Fairlight Excalibur · 04-12-2011, 09:46 PM

Read the last sentence.

**X-3** · 04-12-2011, 09:52 PM

Fanfiction writers are 'experts' now?

Dizzy · 04-12-2011, 10:48 PM

^^It's an interesting coincidence, but not creepy.

Unless you're taking it to mean that they are actually twins, in which case you would be wrong.

Fairlight Excalibur · 04-12-2011, 11:11 PM

Why yes, that human plumber and large amphibian are clearly fraternal twins. -_-'

Luigiman7 · 04-14-2011, 05:22 PM

well then what are you implying because i don't get it either

SephirothKirby · 04-14-2011, 05:31 PM

Baby Bowser isn't Bowser Jr.

Yoshi's Island's final boss was Baby Bowser. Baby Mario was present.

Thus they were mutually acquainted as kids.

Luigiman7 · 04-15-2011, 03:23 PM

oh well derp to me i knew thaaaat

Antisocial · 04-15-2011, 08:13 PM

Welcome To The New Cracked!

**** this.

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**Loot** · 04-15-2011, 10:08 PM

Know what else is creepy?

I'm not wearing any pants.

Zaden · 04-16-2011, 01:38 AM

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Originally Posted by Chunky Kong12345

i like how it contradicts itself between #6 and #5, claiming it doesnt remember the eyes and then having a picture of it immediately afterward

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The Super Mario Wiki informs us that the floating eyes appeared before in Mario 64, which is odd, because we don't remember them from anything except our nightmares.

Never mind the fact that obvious joke is obvious. It's still not even a contradiction to say that he doesn't remember it and then post a picture. Like if you found a photograph from your third birthday and muttering out loud, "Hmm, I can't even remember this," only to have someone say, "Liar! You have a picture of it!"

04-11-2011, 07:12 PM	#1
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X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,947 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	sounds like something someone would write about! Fanfiction writers are 'experts' now?

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Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,402 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	i like how it contradicts itself between #6 and #5, claiming it doesnt remember the eyes and then having a picture of it immediately afterward

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Mario271 Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Ohio Gender: Posts: 2,751 Thanks: 61 Thanked 13 Times in 10 Posts	THE PIANOS. Those pretty much scarred me for life.

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*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,102 Thanks: 2,157 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	I don't understand how a glitch like the minus world is creepy.

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04-12-2011, 05:14 PM	#6
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	The endless staircase tops it for me. The music kills me EVERY time. __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

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Fairlight Excalibur Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: LA Gender: Posts: 880 Thanks: 72 Thanked 111 Times in 82 Posts Blog Entries: 1	For anyone else who thought #3 was disturbing...

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Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	^...I don't get it...

04-12-2011, 09:46 PM	#9
Fairlight Excalibur Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: LA Gender: Posts: 880 Thanks: 72 Thanked 111 Times in 82 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Read the last sentence.

04-12-2011, 10:48 PM	#11
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	^^It's an interesting coincidence, but not creepy. Unless you're taking it to mean that they are actually twins, in which case you would be wrong.

04-12-2011, 11:11 PM	#12
Fairlight Excalibur Member Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: LA Gender: Posts: 880 Thanks: 72 Thanked 111 Times in 82 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Why yes, that human plumber and large amphibian are clearly fraternal twins. -_-'

04-14-2011, 05:31 PM	#14
SephirothKirby Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it. Gender: Posts: 7,213 Thanks: 373 Thanked 760 Times in 447 Posts	Baby Bowser isn't Bowser Jr. Yoshi's Island's final boss was Baby Bowser. Baby Mario was present. Thus they were mutually acquainted as kids.

04-15-2011, 10:08 PM	#17
Loot Apparently I'm a mod? Join Date: May 2001 Location: LEGITIMATE BUSINESS Gender: Posts: 13,208 Thanks: 236 Thanked 1,237 Times in 659 Posts	They're called shorts, you spaz. Know what else is creepy? I'm not wearing any pants.