The Princess Toadstool Scandal

1-up Salesman · 05-19-2011, 03:42 PM

Once upon a time, there was the Mushroom Kingdom. Overseen by Princess Peach Toadstool, the land was peaceful and had nice little music that followed you along as you could walk along and collecting coins. Princess Peach baked cakes and threw polite parties.

But it wasn't enough for her.

No, nothing was enough. Nothing could satisfy her.

But there were no men in the Mushroom Kingdom of whom she shared any attraction or interest. There was nothing about them that she found unique.

And then he came along. The ruler of a foreign country.

King Bowser Koopa. The Mushroom Kingdom and the Land of the Proud Koopa had been in fighting for centuries and centuries. And so, after the people grew tired of the distress and loss of loved ones that resulted in the wars and blood shed, a peace-negotiation was held. It failed.

And that's where Toadstool met him. He was like nothing she had ever seen. After the negotiation, she followed him to his room.

Princess Peach had finally found someone.

But there were problems that she discovered could arise. She was a princess, after all. How would it look if she was with the ruler of a rival land?

But she had a plan.

Not wanting to sacrifice her reputation, Princess Peach arranged with Bowser to seemingly kidnap her, so there she could be with him in his castle, and they could live happily.

And then the plumbers came along. The humans, Mario and Luigi, were determined to find the princess and save her. They journeyed throughout the Mushroom Kingdom until they found and "saved" her.

And so, Princess Peach was given another idea. She could make it look as if she was dating this "Mario" which would not look as bad as it would if everyone knew she was dating a giant scaly reptilian that ruled an enemy country.

Thus, Princess Peach could not wait for Bowser to come and get her back, as was planned. And she didn't put up a fight when it happened. The cycle would continue for years to come.

Dizzy · 05-19-2011, 03:46 PM

It's the shell. Chicks dig spikes.

Antisocial · 05-19-2011, 03:51 PM

Oh, look. It's this theory again.

And it still creeps me out every time I hear it.

1-up Salesman · 05-19-2011, 03:53 PM

^ Don't worry, I'm not going to start writing fan-fiction and crap about it.

But it just makes sense.

Jere · 05-19-2011, 04:10 PM

Well this is a case of Love me like a reptile!

Chaos Deviot · 05-19-2011, 04:51 PM

I actually like this theory. I mean, the way she acts all ditzy could easily be a face, and not her real self.

Plus, note how Bowser never really tries to hurt her or anything. It could be mutual, it could be only on Bowser's end, who knows. The one thing I definately believe is that Bowser is in love with her, and is just terrible at romance, hence the kidnapping.

Antisocial · 05-19-2011, 04:56 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chaos Deviot

is just terrible at romance

He must've done it right at some point. He bore eight children.

**Loot** · 05-19-2011, 05:00 PM

Well, AS, it could be worse.

Much. Much. Worse. (Warning, probably some language and oh God why would you say such a thing щ(ﾟДﾟщ) )

Chaos Deviot · 05-19-2011, 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Antisocial

He must've done it right at some point. He bore eight children.

We have no idea who the Mother is, which means anything could've happened. For all we know, they could've been made geneticically using his DNA. Nobody knows.

In fact, the only time we got an idea of who one of Bowser's children's mother is is in Sunshine.(not going to spoil it, though)

MeowMan · 05-19-2011, 05:45 PM

I completely support this theory, and it's really the only sensical (like Mario is sensical, but whatever) one that I've ever seen to explain the Koopalings and Bowser Jr.

Robotazy · 05-19-2011, 07:54 PM

I think I read somewhere that the Koopalings aren't actually Bowser's kids, they're just kids that work for him.

MeowMan · 05-19-2011, 07:56 PM

^That does not explain the existance of Bowser Jr.

Luigiman7 · 05-19-2011, 08:04 PM

Mama? Mama Peach? I'm your mama?

**Valigarmander** · 05-19-2011, 08:12 PM

http://www.vgf.com/forums/super-mari...ml#post1247616

1-up Salesman · 05-19-2011, 08:25 PM

^ When I saw that you posted in this thread, I had expected you to say something like, "Pffft, everyone knows that the one Peach really loves is Daisy."

0_0'

Chaos Deviot · 05-19-2011, 08:32 PM

...I'm not one for spoiling games. Common knowledge isn't common for everyone.

Is it sad that I think this is probably the canon pairing?

**Loot** · 05-19-2011, 08:58 PM

Must every goddamn story have romance?

1-up Salesman · 05-19-2011, 09:13 PM

Must every person want it? The obvious answer is yes, for most.

**X-3** · 05-19-2011, 09:19 PM

"Meatloaf, should every story have romance in it?"

Dizzy · 05-19-2011, 10:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Big Boss Tazy

I think I read somewhere that the Koopalings aren't actually Bowser's kids, they're just kids that work for him.

I thought that was the Koopa Kids from the Mario Party series.

05-19-2011, 03:42 PM	#1
1-up Salesman Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Letting you guys know that I'm planning on continuing Attack of the Spammers soon. Gender: Posts: 4,095 Thanks: 2,162 Thanked 250 Times in 194 Posts Blog Entries: 9	The Princess Toadstool Scandal Once upon a time, there was the Mushroom Kingdom. Overseen by Princess Peach Toadstool, the land was peaceful and had nice little music that followed you along as you could walk along and collecting coins. Princess Peach baked cakes and threw polite parties. But it wasn't enough for her. No, nothing was enough. Nothing could satisfy her. But there were no men in the Mushroom Kingdom of whom she shared any attraction or interest. There was nothing about them that she found unique. And then he came along. The ruler of a foreign country. King Bowser Koopa. The Mushroom Kingdom and the Land of the Proud Koopa had been in fighting for centuries and centuries. And so, after the people grew tired of the distress and loss of loved ones that resulted in the wars and blood shed, a peace-negotiation was held. It failed. And that's where Toadstool met him. He was like nothing she had ever seen. After the negotiation, she followed him to his room. Princess Peach had finally found someone. But there were problems that she discovered could arise. She was a princess, after all. How would it look if she was with the ruler of a rival land? But she had a plan. Not wanting to sacrifice her reputation, Princess Peach arranged with Bowser to seemingly kidnap her, so there she could be with him in his castle, and they could live happily. And then the plumbers came along. The humans, Mario and Luigi, were determined to find the princess and save her. They journeyed throughout the Mushroom Kingdom until they found and "saved" her. And so, Princess Peach was given another idea. She could make it look as if she was dating this "Mario" which would not look as bad as it would if everyone knew she was dating a giant scaly reptilian that ruled an enemy country. Thus, Princess Peach could not wait for Bowser to come and get her back, as was planned. And she didn't put up a fight when it happened. The cycle would continue for years to come.

05-19-2011, 03:51 PM	#3
Antisocial Janitor Join Date: May 2000 Gender: Posts: 11,471 Thanks: 14 Thanked 1,296 Times in 536 Posts	A plot's a plot, I guess. Oh, look. It's this theory again. And it still creeps me out every time I hear it.

05-19-2011, 05:45 PM	#10
MeowMan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Las Pegasus Gender: Posts: 6,606 Thanks: 849 Thanked 208 Times in 132 Posts Blog Entries: 46	I completely support this theory, and it's really the only sensical (like Mario is sensical, but whatever) one that I've ever seen to explain the Koopalings and Bowser Jr. Last edited by MeowMan; 05-19-2011 at 07:55 PM.

05-19-2011, 08:04 PM	#13
Luigiman7 ヽ(◔ ◡ ◔)ノ.･ﾟ*｡･+☆ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: ~)´◡｀(~ Gender: Posts: 17,605 Thanks: 1,134 Thanked 1,012 Times in 713 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Mama? Mama Peach? I'm your mama? __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

05-19-2011, 09:19 PM	#19
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,947 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	I could watch this for all eternity. Also the true answer is no "Meatloaf, should every story have romance in it?"

05-19-2011, 03:46 PM	#2
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	It's the shell. Chicks dig spikes.

05-19-2011, 03:53 PM	#4
1-up Salesman Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Letting you guys know that I'm planning on continuing Attack of the Spammers soon. Gender: Posts: 4,095 Thanks: 2,162 Thanked 250 Times in 194 Posts Blog Entries: 9	^ Don't worry, I'm not going to start writing fan-fiction and crap about it. But it just makes sense.

05-19-2011, 04:10 PM	#5
Jere Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sutme Gender: Posts: 3,648 Thanks: 404 Thanked 331 Times in 256 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Well this is a case of Love me like a reptile!

05-19-2011, 04:51 PM	#6
Chaos Deviot The Betrayer Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 1,813 Thanks: 171 Thanked 52 Times in 49 Posts Blog Entries: 1	I actually like this theory. I mean, the way she acts all ditzy could easily be a face, and not her real self. Plus, note how Bowser never really tries to hurt her or anything. It could be mutual, it could be only on Bowser's end, who knows. The one thing I definately believe is that Bowser is in love with her, and is just terrible at romance, hence the kidnapping.

05-19-2011, 05:00 PM	#8
Loot Apparently I'm a mod? Join Date: May 2001 Location: LEGITIMATE BUSINESS Gender: Posts: 13,208 Thanks: 236 Thanked 1,237 Times in 659 Posts	Well, AS, it could be worse. Much. Much. Worse. (Warning, probably some language and oh God why would you say such a thing щ(ﾟДﾟщ) )

05-19-2011, 07:54 PM	#11
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,483 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	I think I read somewhere that the Koopalings aren't actually Bowser's kids, they're just kids that work for him.

05-19-2011, 07:56 PM	#12
MeowMan Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2009 Location: Las Pegasus Gender: Posts: 6,606 Thanks: 849 Thanked 208 Times in 132 Posts Blog Entries: 46	^That does not explain the existance of Bowser Jr.

05-19-2011, 08:12 PM	#14
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	http://www.vgf.com/forums/super-mari...ml#post1247616

05-19-2011, 08:25 PM	#15
1-up Salesman Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Letting you guys know that I'm planning on continuing Attack of the Spammers soon. Gender: Posts: 4,095 Thanks: 2,162 Thanked 250 Times in 194 Posts Blog Entries: 9	^ When I saw that you posted in this thread, I had expected you to say something like, "Pffft, everyone knows that the one Peach really loves is Daisy." 0_0'

05-19-2011, 08:32 PM	#16
Chaos Deviot The Betrayer Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 1,813 Thanks: 171 Thanked 52 Times in 49 Posts Blog Entries: 1	...I'm not one for spoiling games. Common knowledge isn't common for everyone. Is it sad that I think this is probably the canon pairing?

05-19-2011, 08:58 PM	#17
Loot Apparently I'm a mod? Join Date: May 2001 Location: LEGITIMATE BUSINESS Gender: Posts: 13,208 Thanks: 236 Thanked 1,237 Times in 659 Posts	Must every goddamn story have romance?

05-19-2011, 09:13 PM	#18
1-up Salesman Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Letting you guys know that I'm planning on continuing Attack of the Spammers soon. Gender: Posts: 4,095 Thanks: 2,162 Thanked 250 Times in 194 Posts Blog Entries: 9	Must every person want it? The obvious answer is yes, for most.