Dumbest excuses for losing a match. - Page 2

***DJ Blue J*** · 03-18-2008, 07:40 PM

Edgehogging is strategy, it's not going to be banned. Tether recovery is one of the downfalls for Olimar, ZSS, and Ivysaur--if they didn't have to tether, they would be imbalanced. Edgehogging is completely fair, and if you don't want to get gimped, don't play as a tetherer. Playing as Olimar, I bring it upon myself.

Wyborn · 03-18-2008, 10:26 PM

Edgehogging is for dudes without awesome DAir stomp skills!

....And people who actually want to win.

Look don't bitch about tether recoveries. I use Ness.

Maximum Spider · 03-18-2008, 10:38 PM

"Popups. gotta hate em' eh?"

"Sorry, I was asleep."

"Actually, in Russia, Go means stop so....."

"Look behind you! *Turns off connection and runs away*"

"Sorry, I wasn't listening, what happened?"

"This is my first time playing."

"My hand/foot/leg fell asleep."

"Is that a cheat book in your hand, or are you just happy you won?"

"I just got parole after 50 years."

"I have a sore throat, so I can't tell you."

"Val told me to press down and not up."

"The batteries ran out and I didn't want to replace them."

Chaos Deviot · 03-18-2008, 11:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by speed

"ZSS distracted me...What?"

This is dumbest excuses, not excuses that actually are plausible.

Speed · 04-03-2008, 04:59 PM

^True story mate.

Dr. Furball · 04-03-2008, 05:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by speed

"ZSS distracted me...What?"

I've used that one.

"I was trying out a new strategy."

"C'mon, no one's good as Ganondorf."

"If I had charged up F.L.U.D.D, you wouldn't have won."

"It wasn't fair for you to have grabbed ALL THREE Smash Balls that appeared."

"It was your first time playing, so I went easy on ya."

Laika Come Home · 04-03-2008, 06:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valigarmander

"Stop using Kirby!"

Oh my God, I use that same excuse, except it's "Stop using Samus!"

Seriously, when I play Melee against my friends, one of them always picks Samus, and always uses that same laser gun attack, and always charges it to full power. It's SO annoying.

**Loot** · 04-03-2008, 06:30 PM

"You play too much!"

God, if only I can remember what my three friends said after I beat all three of them with Lucario. It was a Team Match! Those three against me! Final Destination! I won! Whatev, sweetest victory ever. Too bad the earlier 3 vs. 1 match got me beat when I only got 3 KO's. =/

Kil'jaeden · 04-03-2008, 06:35 PM

Quit rolling around and fight me!

Speed · 04-03-2008, 07:06 PM

Stop chooseing Temple.

Blake · 04-03-2008, 07:07 PM

"You only won cause Lucario was in the game!"

::followed by bitching that Lucario is in the game instead of Mewtwo::

Lol, I don't know who Lucario is so I can't guarantee I wouldn't bitch or I would until I play the danged game!

***CaptHayfever*** · 04-03-2008, 07:24 PM

"Ugh, you and your stupid Luigi acid trip!"

Bwah-ha-ha.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Speed · 04-03-2008, 07:49 PM

See the response to my ZSS comment Hayfever.

Auron · 04-03-2008, 08:17 PM

My brother always says "It's because you're as cheap as hell." Hey, it's not my fault you suck at grabbing Smash Orbs. So after I beat him in numerous item-less stock matches, "You're still as cheap as hell." Don't be jealous.

**X-3** · 04-03-2008, 08:59 PM

"You used the Negative Zone when I was trying to recover!"

CuccoLady · 04-03-2008, 11:58 PM

**** YOU NINTENDOG

**Galefore** · 04-04-2008, 12:32 AM

Quote:

"C'mon, no one's good as Ganondorf."

You offend me. I've never had to use that excuse, and I ****ing main the guy. My main standby is the lag excuse.

The Eye In The Sky · 04-04-2008, 01:17 AM

"I suck at this game."

**Crazyswordsman** · 04-13-2008, 11:29 PM

If you can believe it, I was fighting Mushi the other day, and I was trying to execute the move that would win the match for me with Meta Knight. (It's one of those things where you blow up the SSB symbol and get that charge thing and then you press B to execute it), but I pressed B-forward instead of B, thus hurling me to my doom.

I still need to figure out the controls. -CSM

Inferno Dragon · 04-14-2008, 04:03 PM

^that's the smash ball csm, yay for finishing moves.

03-18-2008, 07:40 PM	#21
*DJ Blue J* Moderator of Awesome Join Date: Aug 2001 Location: Location, Location. Gender: Posts: 28,366 Thanks: 2,335 Thanked 1,698 Times in 917 Posts	Edgehogging is strategy, it's not going to be banned. Tether recovery is one of the downfalls for Olimar, ZSS, and Ivysaur--if they didn't have to tether, they would be imbalanced. Edgehogging is completely fair, and if you don't want to get gimped, don't play as a tetherer. Playing as Olimar, I bring it upon myself.

03-18-2008, 10:26 PM	#22
Wyborn Zelda Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: All over the place Gender: Posts: 12,387 Thanks: 87 Thanked 469 Times in 281 Posts	Edgehogging is for dudes without awesome DAir stomp skills! ....And people who actually want to win. Look don't bitch about tether recoveries. I use Ness.

03-18-2008, 10:38 PM	#23
Maximum Spider Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: I'll take Street Fighter over Dragonball any day. Gender: Posts: 2,495 Thanks: 0 Thanked 185 Times in 120 Posts	"Popups. gotta hate em' eh?" "Sorry, I was asleep." "Actually, in Russia, Go means stop so....." "Look behind you! Turns off connection and runs away" "Sorry, I wasn't listening, what happened?" "This is my first time playing." "My hand/foot/leg fell asleep." "Is that a cheat book in your hand, or are you just happy you won?" "I just got parole after 50 years." "I have a sore throat, so I can't tell you." "Val told me to press down and not up." "The batteries ran out and I didn't want to replace them."

04-03-2008, 04:59 PM	#25
Speed Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: If there's a bright center to the universe I'm on the planet it's farthest from Gender: Posts: 3,723 Thanks: 1,595 Thanked 319 Times in 223 Posts Blog Entries: 1	^True story mate.

04-03-2008, 06:30 PM	#28
Loot whelp I'm a bloody moron Join Date: May 2001 Location: LEGITIMATE BUSINESS Gender: Posts: 12,524 Thanks: 226 Thanked 1,168 Times in 612 Posts	"You play too much!" God, if only I can remember what my three friends said after I beat all three of them with Lucario. It was a Team Match! Those three against me! Final Destination! I won! Whatev, sweetest victory ever. Too bad the earlier 3 vs. 1 match got me beat when I only got 3 KO's. =/

04-03-2008, 06:35 PM	#29
Kil'jaeden Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your mind Gender: Posts: 2,084 Thanks: 21 Thanked 137 Times in 92 Posts	Quit rolling around and fight me!

04-03-2008, 07:06 PM	#30
Speed Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: If there's a bright center to the universe I'm on the planet it's farthest from Gender: Posts: 3,723 Thanks: 1,595 Thanked 319 Times in 223 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Stop chooseing Temple.

04-03-2008, 07:07 PM	#31
Blake Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2001 Location: A generic place such as a house Gender: Posts: 4,564 Thanks: 1,425 Thanked 204 Times in 146 Posts	"You only won cause Lucario was in the game!" ::followed by bitching that Lucario is in the game instead of Mewtwo:: Lol, I don't know who Lucario is so I can't guarantee I wouldn't bitch or I would until I play the danged game!

04-03-2008, 07:24 PM	#32
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,014 Thanks: 1,787 Thanked 2,371 Times in 1,423 Posts	"Ugh, you and your stupid Luigi acid trip!" Bwah-ha-ha. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

04-03-2008, 07:49 PM	#33
Speed Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: If there's a bright center to the universe I'm on the planet it's farthest from Gender: Posts: 3,723 Thanks: 1,595 Thanked 319 Times in 223 Posts Blog Entries: 1	See the response to my ZSS comment Hayfever.

04-03-2008, 08:17 PM	#34
Auron Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Inside Gender: Posts: 6,687 Thanks: 5 Thanked 315 Times in 192 Posts	My brother always says "It's because you're as cheap as hell." Hey, it's not my fault you suck at grabbing Smash Orbs. So after I beat him in numerous item-less stock matches, "You're still as cheap as hell." Don't be jealous.

04-03-2008, 08:59 PM	#35
X-3 No avatar, no justice, no dreams, no hope! Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,508 Thanks: 733 Thanked 1,158 Times in 751 Posts Blog Entries: 10	"You used the Negative Zone when I was trying to recover!"

04-03-2008, 11:58 PM	#36
CuccoLady Anime and Cartoons Mod Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: THIS LOCATION REMINDS ME OF A PUZZLE, LUKE Gender: Posts: 8,457 Thanks: 2,666 Thanked 1,076 Times in 725 Posts	**** YOU NINTENDOG

04-04-2008, 01:17 AM	#38
The Eye In The Sky Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: Looking at you. I can read your mind. Gender: Posts: 6,951 Thanks: 179 Thanked 348 Times in 269 Posts	"I suck at this game."

04-13-2008, 11:29 PM	#39
Crazyswordsman This key doesn't work. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 10,748 Thanks: 1,000 Thanked 683 Times in 464 Posts	If you can believe it, I was fighting Mushi the other day, and I was trying to execute the move that would win the match for me with Meta Knight. (It's one of those things where you blow up the SSB symbol and get that charge thing and then you press B to execute it), but I pressed B-forward instead of B, thus hurling me to my doom. I still need to figure out the controls. -CSM

04-14-2008, 04:03 PM	#40
Inferno Dragon Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Planet Draco Gender: Posts: 6,038 Thanks: 67 Thanked 36 Times in 29 Posts	^that's the smash ball csm, yay for finishing moves.