Dumbest excuses for losing a match.

**Valigarmander** · 03-16-2008, 01:27 PM

"I'm not good with this character."

"This stage always screws me up."

"I let you win."

"I think the batteries in my Wiimote/Wavebird are dying."

"Well, it's been a long time since I've played..."

"Stop using Kirby!"

CuccoLady · 03-16-2008, 03:03 PM

My personal favorite:

"The connection throws off my timing."

heh · 03-16-2008, 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CL of the Hippie Pirates

My personal favorite:

"The connection throws off my timing."

I think you mean Best excuse, especially when playing with you.

CuccoLady · 03-16-2008, 03:15 PM

^ Shutup, it's not my fault my connection sucks. :/

Chaos Deviot · 03-16-2008, 07:21 PM

"Ahh, my controller's broken!"(viable excuse, since I did partially break my controller)

"It's not my fault this character sucks."

"I blame the bob-ombs."

Speed · 03-16-2008, 07:21 PM

"ZSS distracted me...What?"

SephirothKirby · 03-16-2008, 07:36 PM

Quote:

Stop using Kirby!"

I lol'd. I've heard that used, and I've used it once (albeit sarcastically).

My excuse has been used by me when I got hit with the Dragoon, missing the dodge roll entirely. It was true, though. It just sounds stupid.

"I was sneezing!"

Inferno Dragon · 03-16-2008, 08:04 PM

"WTF! you dragoon'd me!"

"damn smash ball!"

and the best is still...

"STFU! I had a laggy connection!"

Speed · 03-16-2008, 08:08 PM

No comments on my post then?

The Missing Link · 03-16-2008, 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CL of the Hippie Pirates

My personal favorite:

"The connection throws off my timing."

Gosh, I've used that one. Gee whiz X)

Robotazy · 03-17-2008, 01:32 PM

"Stop using Sonic"

"I hate this stage"

"You are too Loud"

"I WAS EATING/DRIVING/TAKING THE TRASH OUT/DIEING"

CuccoLady · 03-18-2008, 01:20 AM

"You're not supposed to hang onto the edge when I'm trying to use Zero-Suit Samus's Recovery!!"

heh · 03-18-2008, 08:19 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CL of the Hippie Pirates

"You're not supposed to hang onto the edge when I'm trying to use Zero-Suit Samus's Recovery!!"

tell them to B down moar.

Chaos Deviot · 03-18-2008, 11:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CL of the Hippie Pirates

"You're not supposed to hang onto the edge when I'm trying to use Zero-Suit Samus's Recovery!!"

This is why in official tournies if someone's using a Tether Recovery, Ledge Holding would be banned to be fair. This is also why I don't like Tether Recoveries. Sure, you can set it up in Tournies, but what can you do against those damn computers(who are way too smart anyway).

Speed · 03-18-2008, 02:21 PM

REAL MEN USE TETHER RECOVORIES!!!!!

Sparrowphone325 · 03-18-2008, 04:37 PM

" you cheated!!! " or I might cut the game off " I bought it so I can cut it off!!"

Kil'jaeden · 03-18-2008, 05:41 PM

Damn assist trophies/dragoon/bombs/random crap.

**X-3** · 03-18-2008, 05:46 PM

"I was distracted by your taunt."

Kil'jaeden · 03-18-2008, 06:12 PM

Jigglypuff is too powerful.

heh · 03-18-2008, 07:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deviot

This is why in official tournies if someone's using a Tether Recovery, Ledge Holding would be banned to be fair. This is also why I don't like Tether Recoveries. Sure, you can set it up in Tournies, but what can you do against those damn computers(who are way too smart anyway).

um what, itsn ot going to be banned in tourneys dude, ZSS has a differrent recoverry, Ivysaur has charizard and olimar completly kills everyone anyway. In addition saur and olimar have projectiles for ledge knocking action.

03-16-2008, 01:27 PM	#1
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,223 Thanks: 1,611 Thanked 5,553 Times in 2,499 Posts Blog Entries: 18	Dumbest excuses for losing a match. "I'm not good with this character." "This stage always screws me up." "I let you win." "I think the batteries in my Wiimote/Wavebird are dying." "Well, it's been a long time since I've played..." "Stop using Kirby!"

03-16-2008, 03:03 PM	#2
CuccoLady Anime and Cartoons Mod Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: THIS LOCATION REMINDS ME OF A PUZZLE, LUKE Gender: Posts: 8,457 Thanks: 2,666 Thanked 1,076 Times in 725 Posts	My personal favorite: "The connection throws off my timing."

03-16-2008, 03:15 PM	#4
CuccoLady Anime and Cartoons Mod Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: THIS LOCATION REMINDS ME OF A PUZZLE, LUKE Gender: Posts: 8,457 Thanks: 2,666 Thanked 1,076 Times in 725 Posts	^ Shutup, it's not my fault my connection sucks. :/

03-16-2008, 07:21 PM	#5
Chaos Deviot Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 1,565 Thanks: 131 Thanked 34 Times in 31 Posts Blog Entries: 1	"Ahh, my controller's broken!"(viable excuse, since I did partially break my controller) "It's not my fault this character sucks." "I blame the bob-ombs."

03-16-2008, 07:21 PM	#6
Speed Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: If there's a bright center to the universe I'm on the planet it's farthest from Gender: Posts: 3,723 Thanks: 1,595 Thanked 319 Times in 223 Posts Blog Entries: 1	"ZSS distracted me...What?"

03-16-2008, 08:04 PM	#8
Inferno Dragon Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Planet Draco Gender: Posts: 6,038 Thanks: 67 Thanked 36 Times in 29 Posts	"WTF! you dragoon'd me!" "damn smash ball!" and the best is still... "STFU! I had a laggy connection!"

03-16-2008, 08:08 PM	#9
Speed Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: If there's a bright center to the universe I'm on the planet it's farthest from Gender: Posts: 3,723 Thanks: 1,595 Thanked 319 Times in 223 Posts Blog Entries: 1	No comments on my post then?

03-17-2008, 01:32 PM	#11
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,284 Thanks: 521 Thanked 1,238 Times in 885 Posts Blog Entries: 43	"Stop using Sonic" "I hate this stage" "You are too Loud" "I WAS EATING/DRIVING/TAKING THE TRASH OUT/DIEING"

03-18-2008, 01:20 AM	#12
CuccoLady Anime and Cartoons Mod Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: THIS LOCATION REMINDS ME OF A PUZZLE, LUKE Gender: Posts: 8,457 Thanks: 2,666 Thanked 1,076 Times in 725 Posts	"You're not supposed to hang onto the edge when I'm trying to use Zero-Suit Samus's Recovery!!"

03-18-2008, 02:21 PM	#15
Speed Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: If there's a bright center to the universe I'm on the planet it's farthest from Gender: Posts: 3,723 Thanks: 1,595 Thanked 319 Times in 223 Posts Blog Entries: 1	REAL MEN USE TETHER RECOVORIES!!!!!

03-18-2008, 04:37 PM	#16
Sparrowphone325 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Gender: Posts: 65 Thanks: 0 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts	" you cheated!!! " or I might cut the game off " I bought it so I can cut it off!!"

03-18-2008, 05:41 PM	#17
Kil'jaeden Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your mind Gender: Posts: 2,084 Thanks: 21 Thanked 137 Times in 92 Posts	Damn assist trophies/dragoon/bombs/random crap.

03-18-2008, 05:46 PM	#18
X-3 No avatar, no justice, no dreams, no hope! Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,508 Thanks: 732 Thanked 1,158 Times in 751 Posts Blog Entries: 10	"I was distracted by your taunt."

03-18-2008, 06:12 PM	#19
Kil'jaeden Member Join Date: May 2003 Location: in your mind Gender: Posts: 2,084 Thanks: 21 Thanked 137 Times in 92 Posts	Jigglypuff is too powerful.