The New Smash Bros Caption Contest

I am nobody · 03-20-2008, 06:55 AM

Brawl is out now, and the last one is dead, so I'm starting a new one.

Scoring:

<6 Captions: 1st only, winner scores one point.
7 Captions: 1st and 2nd. 1st: 2pt. 2nd: 1pt.
>7 Captions: 1st, 2nd, and 3rd. 1st: 2 1/2 pt, 2nd: 1 1/2 pt, 3rd: 1/2 pt.

First Pic:

Stays up until Tuesday.

heh · 03-20-2008, 08:38 AM

What lovely feet you have.

What lovely feet you have.

The Missing Link · 03-20-2008, 01:24 PM

Pit: Act like a statue... he won't see you... Statue... stay still... still... stillllll

Quote:

Originally Posted by i_am_nobody

Scoring:

>6 Captions: 1st only, winner scores one point.
>7 Captions: 1st and 2nd. 1st: 2pt. 2nd: 1pt.
<7 Captions: 1st, 2nd, and 3rd. 1st: 2 1/2 pt, 2nd: 1 1/2 pt, 3rd: 1/2 pt.

Colour me ridiculously confused by that scoring algorithm, but I don't think it means what you think it means.

Redshirt · 03-20-2008, 02:28 PM

Kirby: Ooh, I feel nauseous.

Pit: Not on the sandals

I am nobody · 03-20-2008, 03:13 PM

TML: And... I prove once again I can't post rules in the morning. Fixing that now.

Inferno Dragon · 03-20-2008, 03:41 PM

little did pit know that the cute pink blob known as kirby would devour him whole like so many others, learning a very valuable lesson: always stay at least 50 feet away from kirby unless you intend to ko him quickly.

Frumie · 03-20-2008, 05:18 PM

Kirby: Hey, are those Uggs?

**Marchie** · 03-20-2008, 05:43 PM

And Pit looks on Kirby with Compassion, as he falls for what Masahiro thought was a funny joke, tripping.

***CaptHayfever*** · 03-20-2008, 07:37 PM

There's an exalted angel joke in here somewhere, I'm sure of it.

Chaos Deviot · 03-20-2008, 07:43 PM

Pit shows Kirby how to really wield a sword.

I am nobody · 03-24-2008, 02:07 PM

3rd

Quote:

Originally Posted by Frumious B.

Kirby: Hey, are those Uggs?

2nd

Quote:

Originally Posted by The Missing Link

Pit: Act like a statue... he won't see you... Statue... stay still... still... stillllll

1st

Quote:

Originally Posted by Marchie

And Pit looks on Kirby with Compassion, as he falls for what Masahiro thought was a funny joke, tripping.

Scores:
Marchie: 2 1/2
The Missing Link: 1 1/2
Frumious B.: 1/2

No, it's not Tuesday, but there really isn't a reason to just leave it when there haven't been posts in 4 days.

**X-3** · 03-24-2008, 02:12 PM

"This is the worst Hotel eveeeeeeer!"

**Marchie** · 03-24-2008, 02:20 PM

In Soviet Russia, Buildings build you!

***CaptHayfever*** · 03-24-2008, 04:54 PM

Tragedy struck today as Link, the great hero of Hyrule, was impaled on a skyscraper. Two surviving victims of the skyscraper attack claim to have seen a man with green bushy hair and a conductor's baton at the scene of the crime, but these accounts are being dismissed as just plain silly.

Inferno Dragon · 03-24-2008, 08:06 PM

Dr. right: oh no, giant monsters are decending on your city mayor, quick, do something!

Link: what did he say?

Pit: I think he said...

Pit & Link: WAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa!

CuccoLady · 03-24-2008, 08:10 PM

Link: I... I have seen the light... it pulls me towards it!! AAUGHHH IM TOO YOUNG TO DIIEEEEE

Pikachu: PIKAPIKAPIIIIIII~

Pit: Well, I already have wings, so I may as well go the whole hog...

The Missing Link · 03-25-2008, 04:12 AM

Rule Number One when it comes to establishing a new business: Location, location, location.

LinkManDX · 03-25-2008, 08:24 PM

Little did Mr. Wright know that all those apartment buildings would dramatically drop in price 2 years later, and he would have to scrap the project due to the inability to sell most of them.

heh · 03-25-2008, 08:34 PM

They tore down heaven to build a city!

Chaos Deviot · 03-26-2008, 09:04 AM

And the buildings go "Boing!, Boing!"

03-20-2008, 06:55 AM	#1
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,515 Thanks: 309 Thanked 365 Times in 242 Posts Blog Entries: 7	The New Smash Bros Caption Contest Brawl is out now, and the last one is dead, so I'm starting a new one. Scoring: <6 Captions: 1st only, winner scores one point. 7 Captions: 1st and 2nd. 1st: 2pt. 2nd: 1pt. >7 Captions: 1st, 2nd, and 3rd. 1st: 2 1/2 pt, 2nd: 1 1/2 pt, 3rd: 1/2 pt. First Pic: Stays up until Tuesday. Last edited by I am nobody; 03-20-2008 at 03:14 PM.

03-20-2008, 08:38 AM	#2
heh Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: lo-ca-tion; Noun- 1. a place or situation occupied: That house is in a fine location Gender: Posts: 9,849 Thanks: 710 Thanked 955 Times in 628 Posts	What lovely feet you have. What lovely feet you have. Last edited by heh; 03-20-2008 at 08:38 AM. Reason: Automerged Doublepost

03-20-2008, 02:28 PM	#4
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,699 Thanks: 704 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	Kirby: Ooh, I feel nauseous. Pit: Not on the sandals

03-20-2008, 03:13 PM	#5
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,515 Thanks: 309 Thanked 365 Times in 242 Posts Blog Entries: 7	TML: And... I prove once again I can't post rules in the morning. Fixing that now.

03-20-2008, 03:41 PM	#6
Inferno Dragon Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Planet Draco Gender: Posts: 6,038 Thanks: 67 Thanked 36 Times in 29 Posts	little did pit know that the cute pink blob known as kirby would devour him whole like so many others, learning a very valuable lesson: always stay at least 50 feet away from kirby unless you intend to ko him quickly.

03-20-2008, 05:18 PM	#7
Frumie Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,926 Thanks: 310 Thanked 221 Times in 147 Posts	Kirby: Hey, are those Uggs?

03-20-2008, 05:43 PM	#8
Marchie Pokeman Master since 1999 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Wiscaaaaaaaaaaansin/Michigan Gender: Posts: 16,647 Thanks: 1,442 Thanked 680 Times in 477 Posts	And Pit looks on Kirby with Compassion, as he falls for what Masahiro thought was a funny joke, tripping.

03-20-2008, 07:37 PM	#9
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,661 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	There's an exalted angel joke in here somewhere, I'm sure of it.

03-20-2008, 07:43 PM	#10
Chaos Deviot The Betrayer Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 1,813 Thanks: 171 Thanked 52 Times in 49 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Pit shows Kirby how to really wield a sword.

03-24-2008, 02:12 PM	#12
X-3 Useful as an Owl Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,947 Thanks: 753 Thanked 1,213 Times in 790 Posts Blog Entries: 10	"This is the worst Hotel eveeeeeeer!"

03-24-2008, 02:20 PM	#13
Marchie Pokeman Master since 1999 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Wiscaaaaaaaaaaansin/Michigan Gender: Posts: 16,647 Thanks: 1,442 Thanked 680 Times in 477 Posts	In Soviet Russia, Buildings build you!

03-24-2008, 04:54 PM	#14
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,661 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	Tragedy struck today as Link, the great hero of Hyrule, was impaled on a skyscraper. Two surviving victims of the skyscraper attack claim to have seen a man with green bushy hair and a conductor's baton at the scene of the crime, but these accounts are being dismissed as just plain silly.

03-24-2008, 08:06 PM	#15
Inferno Dragon Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Planet Draco Gender: Posts: 6,038 Thanks: 67 Thanked 36 Times in 29 Posts	Dr. right: oh no, giant monsters are decending on your city mayor, quick, do something! Link: what did he say? Pit: I think he said... Pit & Link: WAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaa!

03-24-2008, 08:10 PM	#16
CuccoLady Anime and Cartoons Mod Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: THIS LOCATION REMINDS ME OF A PUZZLE, LUKE Gender: Posts: 9,077 Thanks: 2,825 Thanked 1,222 Times in 822 Posts	Link: I... I have seen the light... it pulls me towards it!! AAUGHHH IM TOO YOUNG TO DIIEEEEE Pikachu: PIKAPIKAPIIIIIII~ Pit: Well, I already have wings, so I may as well go the whole hog...

03-25-2008, 04:12 AM	#17
The Missing Link Professional Lurker Join Date: Dec 2000 Location: New Hyrule, Washington, US Gender: Posts: 17,128 Thanks: 405 Thanked 606 Times in 368 Posts	Rule Number One when it comes to establishing a new business: Location, location, location.

03-25-2008, 08:24 PM	#18
LinkManDX Senior Member Join Date: May 2002 Location: Because political usernames ftw Gender: Posts: 3,582 Thanks: 297 Thanked 266 Times in 156 Posts	Little did Mr. Wright know that all those apartment buildings would dramatically drop in price 2 years later, and he would have to scrap the project due to the inability to sell most of them.

03-25-2008, 08:34 PM	#19
heh Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2003 Location: lo-ca-tion; Noun- 1. a place or situation occupied: That house is in a fine location Gender: Posts: 9,849 Thanks: 710 Thanked 955 Times in 628 Posts	They tore down heaven to build a city!

03-26-2008, 09:04 AM	#20
Chaos Deviot The Betrayer Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 1,813 Thanks: 171 Thanked 52 Times in 49 Posts Blog Entries: 1	And the buildings go "Boing!, Boing!"