Smash Bros. Caption Contest Is Back From The Dead... Again. - Page 11

Metal Man · 04-18-2009, 04:18 PM

Been a week. Need an update here, stat!

I am nobody · 04-19-2009, 07:12 AM

3rd

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metal Man

"This is completely normal and happens every day. I don't see why you keep telling me I'm crazy, giant floating upside-down Wario! I'M NOT!"

2nd

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptHayfever

Link: "Sorry, those tonsils are gonna have to come out."

1st

Quote:

Originally Posted by X-3

Link: Here I am at last...staring into the maws of the beast. My adventure has led up to this point. All the lives lost...will be redeemed here! You with me, Floating Pig Head!?
Floating Pig Head: Let's do this Link! I'll help you the best I can!
Link: Awesome. You've been a great companion this whole quest, Floating Pig Head. Now...for Hyrule! *jumps into Wario's mouth*

Scores:
X-3: 30
Metal Man: 30
Capt: 29
Tazy: 15
March: 8
VGA: 8
Romplayer: 5
Deviot: 4
Frumious:2
Stanley the Bugman: 1

Lots of close positions.

Romplayer · 04-19-2009, 07:39 AM

Pit: Go away! I know you just exist in my imagination! There are no Easter bunnies! AND STOP FOLLOWING ME!!!

**Marchie** · 04-19-2009, 01:01 PM

Pit: Crap, there's something behing me...

**X-3** · 04-19-2009, 01:29 PM

Pit: Oh my god! I just realized that I am, in fact, a fictional being in a fictional world! My presence...my life is fake!
Snake: ...maybe now is not a good time to throw him a party...

Robotazy · 04-19-2009, 01:56 PM

Then he saw Godzilla sneakin' up from behind, and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find.

***CaptHayfever*** · 04-19-2009, 02:04 PM

Harvey on acid.

Metal Man · 04-19-2009, 06:02 PM

SOLID SNAKE used CONFUSION! It was super effective!

Chaos Deviot · 04-20-2009, 02:46 PM

Pit runs from the killer Rabbot. Too bad he's unstoppable.

PK FIRE! · 04-20-2009, 10:05 PM

Snake: This is the LAST time I let Ottocon write a VR program!

- You stupid dog!

Luigi Pwns All · 04-21-2009, 04:22 PM

Snake: And what do YOU want for Easter little boy?

I am nobody · 04-22-2009, 06:37 PM

3rd

Quote:

Originally Posted by Romplayer

Pit: Go away! I know you just exist in my imagination! There are no Easter bunnies! AND STOP FOLLOWING ME!!!

2nd

Quote:

Originally Posted by PSYCHOKID909

Snake: This is the LAST time I let Ottocon write a VR program!

1st

Quote:

Originally Posted by X-3

Pit: Oh my god! I just realized that I am, in fact, a fictional being in a fictional world! My presence...my life is fake!
Snake: ...maybe now is not a good time to throw him a party...

And someone finally takes a lead...
Scores:
X-3: 33
Metal Man: 30
Capt: 29
Tazy: 15
March: 8
VGA: 8
Romplayer: 6
Deviot: 4
PSYCHOKID909: 2
Frumious:2
Stanley the Bugman: 1

**X-3** · 04-22-2009, 06:47 PM

"This so-called legendary sword...it has only brought me misfortune and shame. My companions abandoned me...fearful of it's strength. My true love left the world in an accident, leaving only memories. All that is left in me is a shell of a former warrior...my head now a delicious treat. I may be disgusting...I may be cursed...but I am still a warrior! I am Ike! Let's do this! GREAAAAAT AETHEEEEEEER!"

Luigiman7 · 04-22-2009, 07:59 PM

Ike: Hey, at least it's not jelly-filled.

**Marchie** · 04-22-2009, 09:14 PM

I took the Krispy Kreme diet...

Metal Man · 04-22-2009, 09:50 PM

Marth: Ike, you blockhead!
Ike: No. It's "Ike, you donuthead!"
Marth: Why does it always have to be complicated with you, Ike? You've got a freaking hole through your pastry-based skull!

***CaptHayfever*** · 04-22-2009, 10:36 PM

"GREAT...CRUELLER!"

Robotazy · 04-23-2009, 12:35 AM

The gods did not appriciate Ike's Dan Impression.

Romplayer · 04-23-2009, 06:24 AM

I shall do an interpretive dance of donutism!

Jere · 04-23-2009, 08:08 AM

The donut diet had its tool.

04-22-2009, 07:59 PM	#214
Luigiman7 ~)´◡｀(~ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: representin da bronx yo Gender: Posts: 17,308 Thanks: 1,100 Thanked 992 Times in 698 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Ike: Hey, at least it's not jelly-filled. __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

04-18-2009, 04:18 PM	#201
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	Been a week. Need an update here, stat!

04-19-2009, 07:39 AM	#203
Romplayer Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Germany Gender: Posts: 806 Thanks: 1 Thanked 10 Times in 7 Posts	Pit: Go away! I know you just exist in my imagination! There are no Easter bunnies! AND STOP FOLLOWING ME!!!

04-19-2009, 01:01 PM	#204
Marchie Pokeman Master since 1999 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Somewhere Gender: Posts: 16,492 Thanks: 1,367 Thanked 671 Times in 469 Posts	Pit: Crap, there's something behing me...

04-19-2009, 01:29 PM	#205
X-3 No avatar, no justice, no dreams, no hope! Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,508 Thanks: 733 Thanked 1,158 Times in 751 Posts Blog Entries: 10	Pit: Oh my god! I just realized that I am, in fact, a fictional being in a fictional world! My presence...my life is fake! Snake: ...maybe now is not a good time to throw him a party...

04-19-2009, 01:56 PM	#206
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,284 Thanks: 521 Thanked 1,238 Times in 885 Posts Blog Entries: 43	Then he saw Godzilla sneakin' up from behind, and he reached for his gun which he just couldn't find.

04-19-2009, 02:04 PM	#207
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,014 Thanks: 1,787 Thanked 2,371 Times in 1,423 Posts	Harvey on acid.

04-19-2009, 06:02 PM	#208
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	SOLID SNAKE used CONFUSION! It was super effective!

04-20-2009, 02:46 PM	#209
Chaos Deviot Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 1,565 Thanks: 131 Thanked 34 Times in 31 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Pit runs from the killer Rabbot. Too bad he's unstoppable.

04-20-2009, 10:05 PM	#210
PK FIRE! Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: On the run. Gender: Posts: 9,544 Thanks: 175 Thanked 150 Times in 120 Posts	Snake: This is the LAST time I let Ottocon write a VR program! - You stupid dog!

04-21-2009, 04:22 PM	#211
Luigi Pwns All Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: IN YOUR EYE SOCKETS. Gender: Posts: 546 Thanks: 30 Thanked 20 Times in 18 Posts	Snake: And what do YOU want for Easter little boy?

04-22-2009, 06:47 PM	#213
X-3 No avatar, no justice, no dreams, no hope! Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,508 Thanks: 733 Thanked 1,158 Times in 751 Posts Blog Entries: 10	"This so-called legendary sword...it has only brought me misfortune and shame. My companions abandoned me...fearful of it's strength. My true love left the world in an accident, leaving only memories. All that is left in me is a shell of a former warrior...my head now a delicious treat. I may be disgusting...I may be cursed...but I am still a warrior! I am Ike! Let's do this! GREAAAAAT AETHEEEEEEER!"

04-22-2009, 09:14 PM	#215
Marchie Pokeman Master since 1999 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: Somewhere Gender: Posts: 16,492 Thanks: 1,367 Thanked 671 Times in 469 Posts	I took the Krispy Kreme diet...

04-22-2009, 09:50 PM	#216
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	Marth: Ike, you blockhead! Ike: No. It's "Ike, you donuthead!" Marth: Why does it always have to be complicated with you, Ike? You've got a freaking hole through your pastry-based skull!

04-22-2009, 10:36 PM	#217
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,014 Thanks: 1,787 Thanked 2,371 Times in 1,423 Posts	"GREAT...CRUELLER!"

04-23-2009, 12:35 AM	#218
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,284 Thanks: 521 Thanked 1,238 Times in 885 Posts Blog Entries: 43	The gods did not appriciate Ike's Dan Impression.

04-23-2009, 06:24 AM	#219
Romplayer Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Germany Gender: Posts: 806 Thanks: 1 Thanked 10 Times in 7 Posts	I shall do an interpretive dance of donutism!

04-23-2009, 08:08 AM	#220
Jere Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sutme Gender: Posts: 3,455 Thanks: 396 Thanked 295 Times in 233 Posts Blog Entries: 3	The donut diet had its tool.