Smash Bros. Caption Contest Is Back From The Dead... Again. - Page 14

Chaos Deviot · 05-12-2009, 11:21 AM

Pikachu learned Extremespeed! Wait, what?

Metal Man · 05-16-2009, 03:45 PM

Update tiem nao!

I am nobody · 05-16-2009, 06:27 PM

3rd

Quote:

Originally Posted by DarkZero

i herd u liek misselz...

2nd

Quote:

Originally Posted by S1x

No weather reporter ever discovered why that bolt of lightning went in the direction it did, or why it made a shriek when it hit.

1st

Quote:

Originally Posted by X-3

Pikachu was disheartened when he realized everyone had gone to Subspace without him. Not one to miss out on the action, he boarded his own ship and took to the skies. Unfortunately, Cracker Launchers run out of fuel pretty quickly. Also, he was going the wrong way.

Score:
X-3: 42
Metal Man: 36
Capt: 35
Tazy: 18
March: 8
VGA: 8
Romplayer: 6
PSYCHOKID909: 5
Deviot: 4
S1x: 2
Frumious:2
DZ: 1
Stanley the Bugman: 1

Metal Man · 05-16-2009, 06:30 PM

...And that is why we call them the 'Gemini missiles.'

Luigi Pwns All · 05-17-2009, 12:02 AM

Every night on a full moon, Peach doesnt turn into a werewolf, she duplicates and gains extreme flatulence skills!

**X-3** · 05-17-2009, 12:11 AM

The denizens of the Smash world made many first attempts to get man onto the moon: one of these included beating up princesses and then shooting them into space. While this one did technically succeed, the Princesses ended up crashing into the moon headfirst, killing them instantly. Not that there was a way for them to get back, anyway.

***CaptHayfever*** · 05-17-2009, 12:59 AM

"Fart like an Egyptian..."

Robotazy · 05-17-2009, 01:09 AM

That is not how a spaceship should look like.

PK FIRE! · 05-17-2009, 01:31 AM

And once again we see the denizens of the mushroom kingdom spitting in the face of reality.

- You stupid dog!

I am nobody · 05-19-2009, 03:25 PM

3rd

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luigi Pwns All

Every night on a full moon, Peach doesnt turn into a werewolf, she duplicates and gains extreme flatulence skills!

2nd

Quote:

Originally Posted by X-3

The denizens of the Smash world made many first attempts to get man onto the moon: one of these included beating up princesses and then shooting them into space. While this one did technically succeed, the Princesses ended up crashing into the moon headfirst, killing them instantly. Not that there was a way for them to get back, anyway.

1st

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptHayfever

"Fart like an Egyptian..."

Took me a minute to notice the Egyptian thing.

Scores:
X-3: 44
Capt: 38
Metal Man: 36
Tazy: 18
March: 8
VGA: 8
PSYCHOKID909: 8
Romplayer: 6
Deviot: 4
S1x: 2
Frumious:2
DZ: 1
Stanley the Bugman: 1

On an unrelated note, the Disney DVD audio ad on Pandora is really getting annoying.

Luigi Pwns All · 05-19-2009, 04:17 PM

Kirby:I've trained you well, Knuckle Joe.You'r skills will be proven after this final lethal event.
Knuckle Joe:Yes, Kirby. I've learned to run over water, detatch any mans head from his shoulder's with a mere ninja star, and more. I know I'm ready for any challenge you put me up to.
Kirby:If you say so, Knuckle Joe. Whoever gets to 6 goals first recieves the other persons lunch money.

PK FIRE! · 05-19-2009, 04:22 PM

Here we see why cosplay was banned from the Smash Bros compitition.

- You stupid dog!

**X-3** · 05-19-2009, 05:14 PM

Here we can see the NA boxart for Kirby: Cloud Soccer.

Gabriel · 05-19-2009, 05:28 PM

Super Kirby Strikers.

***CaptHayfever*** · 05-19-2009, 11:56 PM

Unfortunately, 5 minutes of gametime would be wasted on pointless bickering after Knuckle Joe headbutted Kirby in overtime.

I am nobody · 05-21-2009, 11:59 AM

3rd

Quote:

Originally Posted by Luigi Pwns All

Kirby:I've trained you well, Knuckle Joe.You'r skills will be proven after this final lethal event.
Knuckle Joe:Yes, Kirby. I've learned to run over water, detatch any mans head from his shoulder's with a mere ninja star, and more. I know I'm ready for any challenge you put me up to.
Kirby:If you say so, Knuckle Joe. Whoever gets to 6 goals first recieves the other persons lunch money.

2nd

Quote:

Originally Posted by X-3

Here we can see the NA boxart for Kirby: Cloud Soccer.

1st

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptHayfever

Unfortunately, 5 minutes of gametime would be wasted on pointless bickering after Knuckle Joe headbutted Kirby in overtime.

Technically I shouldn't be giving out full points for this round, but eh. I feel like ignoring my own scoring rules today.

Score:
X-3: 46
Capt: 41
Metal Man: 36
Tazy: 18
March: 8
VGA: 8
PSYCHOKID909: 8
Romplayer: 6
Deviot: 4
S1x: 2
Frumious:2
Luigi Pwns All: 1
DZ: 1
Stanley the Bugman: 1

Ah, Snake. How would these contests survive without you?

**X-3** · 05-21-2009, 12:08 PM

Tiring of his old work, Snake became a film actor. Here we can see him in Heaven, in which he stars as an obsessed director who wants to film Heaven it's self.

***CaptHayfever*** · 05-21-2009, 01:47 PM

"C'mon, baby...yeah, you take off that Power Suit...nobody's watching..."

Metal Man · 05-21-2009, 02:57 PM

Stand still while I ~~aim at your vitals~~ take a flattering photo of you! ...Yes, my camera is bulky. That's because it has, uhhh... time reversal vision!

Luigi Pwns All · 05-21-2009, 03:14 PM

The film turned out to have an M rating, M for Mind-Blowing and to awesome for people under age 18 to see.I mean really, It looked like a bullet shot right from the camarmans face!

05-12-2009, 11:21 AM	#261
Chaos Deviot Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 1,565 Thanks: 131 Thanked 34 Times in 31 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Pikachu learned Extremespeed! Wait, what?

05-16-2009, 03:45 PM	#262
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	Update tiem nao!

05-16-2009, 06:30 PM	#264
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	...And that is why we call them the 'Gemini missiles.'

05-17-2009, 12:02 AM	#265
Luigi Pwns All Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: IN YOUR EYE SOCKETS. Gender: Posts: 546 Thanks: 30 Thanked 20 Times in 18 Posts	Every night on a full moon, Peach doesnt turn into a werewolf, she duplicates and gains extreme flatulence skills!

05-17-2009, 12:11 AM	#266
X-3 No avatar, no justice, no dreams, no hope! Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,508 Thanks: 733 Thanked 1,158 Times in 751 Posts Blog Entries: 10	The denizens of the Smash world made many first attempts to get man onto the moon: one of these included beating up princesses and then shooting them into space. While this one did technically succeed, the Princesses ended up crashing into the moon headfirst, killing them instantly. Not that there was a way for them to get back, anyway.

05-17-2009, 12:59 AM	#267
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,014 Thanks: 1,787 Thanked 2,371 Times in 1,423 Posts	"Fart like an Egyptian..."

05-17-2009, 01:09 AM	#268
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,284 Thanks: 521 Thanked 1,238 Times in 885 Posts Blog Entries: 43	That is not how a spaceship should look like.

05-17-2009, 01:31 AM	#269
PK FIRE! Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: On the run. Gender: Posts: 9,544 Thanks: 175 Thanked 150 Times in 120 Posts	And once again we see the denizens of the mushroom kingdom spitting in the face of reality. - You stupid dog!

05-19-2009, 04:17 PM	#271
Luigi Pwns All Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: IN YOUR EYE SOCKETS. Gender: Posts: 546 Thanks: 30 Thanked 20 Times in 18 Posts	Kirby:I've trained you well, Knuckle Joe.You'r skills will be proven after this final lethal event. Knuckle Joe:Yes, Kirby. I've learned to run over water, detatch any mans head from his shoulder's with a mere ninja star, and more. I know I'm ready for any challenge you put me up to. Kirby:If you say so, Knuckle Joe. Whoever gets to 6 goals first recieves the other persons lunch money.

05-19-2009, 04:22 PM	#272
PK FIRE! Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: On the run. Gender: Posts: 9,544 Thanks: 175 Thanked 150 Times in 120 Posts	Here we see why cosplay was banned from the Smash Bros compitition. - You stupid dog!

05-19-2009, 05:14 PM	#273
X-3 No avatar, no justice, no dreams, no hope! Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,508 Thanks: 733 Thanked 1,158 Times in 751 Posts Blog Entries: 10	Here we can see the NA boxart for Kirby: Cloud Soccer.

05-19-2009, 05:28 PM	#274
Gabriel Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Pesterchum~ Gender: Posts: 2,316 Thanks: 111 Thanked 102 Times in 79 Posts	Super Kirby Strikers.

05-19-2009, 11:56 PM	#275
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,014 Thanks: 1,787 Thanked 2,371 Times in 1,423 Posts	Unfortunately, 5 minutes of gametime would be wasted on pointless bickering after Knuckle Joe headbutted Kirby in overtime.

05-21-2009, 12:08 PM	#277
X-3 No avatar, no justice, no dreams, no hope! Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,508 Thanks: 733 Thanked 1,158 Times in 751 Posts Blog Entries: 10	Tiring of his old work, Snake became a film actor. Here we can see him in Heaven, in which he stars as an obsessed director who wants to film Heaven it's self.

05-21-2009, 01:47 PM	#278
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,014 Thanks: 1,787 Thanked 2,371 Times in 1,423 Posts	"C'mon, baby...yeah, you take off that Power Suit...nobody's watching..."

05-21-2009, 02:57 PM	#279
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	Stand still while I ~~aim at your vitals~~ take a flattering photo of you! ...Yes, my camera is bulky. That's because it has, uhhh... time reversal vision!

05-21-2009, 03:14 PM	#280
Luigi Pwns All Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: IN YOUR EYE SOCKETS. Gender: Posts: 546 Thanks: 30 Thanked 20 Times in 18 Posts	The film turned out to have an M rating, M for Mind-Blowing and to awesome for people under age 18 to see.I mean really, It looked like a bullet shot right from the camarmans face!