Smash Bros. Caption Contest Is Back From The Dead... Again. - Page 15

I am nobody · 05-21-2009, 06:33 PM

Oh, yeah. I should mention this will be up until the 29th or 30th because I'll be on vacation. Even if I have internet access it probably won't be fast enough to load the smash sites stupidly embedded images.

PK FIRE! · 05-22-2009, 03:10 AM

Mario finaly tiring of constently saving Peach desides to be a bit more proactiv. This leads him to hire Snake to Shadow her and report anyholes in security he found. however this ended up working too well with the Mushroom kingdone safe Nintendo suffered an incredible financel blow causing the downword spirel into bankrupsy.

- You stupid dog!

Robotazy · 05-22-2009, 09:57 AM

"You better not say "Hold your Fire" or I swear..."

Gabriel · 05-23-2009, 07:08 PM

The newest cell-phone model! Not only is it a phone, but also an IMAX camera, a rocket-propelled grenade launcher, and a macrowave, all in one!

I am nobody · 05-24-2009, 09:51 PM

3rd

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptHayfever

"C'mon, baby...yeah, you take off that Power Suit...nobody's watching..."

2nd

Quote:

Originally Posted by X-3

Tiring of his old work, Snake became a film actor. Here we can see him in Heaven, in which he stars as an obsessed director who wants to film Heaven it's self.

1st

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metal Man

Stand still while I ~~aim at your vitals~~ take a flattering photo of you! ...Yes, my camera is bulky. That's because it has, uhhh... time reversal vision!

Score:
X-3: 48
Capt: 42
Metal Man: 39
Tazy: 18
March: 8
VGA: 8
Romplayer: 6
PSYCHOKID909: 5
Deviot: 4
Luigi pwns All: 2
S1x: 2
Frumious:2
DZ: 1
Stanley the Bugman: 1

I think I'm going to resize that second picture and use it as a desktop...

Anyway, it's another double round! This will stay up for 3 days as usual, but you can score twice. Caption away.

EDIT: Also, I have no idea why the second pick is larger. Blame the smash site admin.

**X-3** · 05-24-2009, 10:02 PM

1.) Robotnik's newest plan to keep Sonic from destroying his evil empire ended up working very well.

2.) Judging humanity to be evil, DK did as he was programmed to do by distant aliens from a distant galaxy: eradicate the corrupt Earth.

Metal Man · 05-24-2009, 10:27 PM

Sonic is given a proper burial at sea after being killed from behind by Snake.

It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's a Superman! No wait, it's just an immense, eclipse-causing gorilla in outer space. Nothing to see here.

Vgfian · 05-24-2009, 10:35 PM

1) This is what happens when Snake gets pissed off at somebody ...

2)He's bigger, faster, and stron-ger too! He's the first member, of the D-K crew!

PK FIRE! · 05-24-2009, 10:35 PM

Why a Titanic themed stage is rather hard to play.

And thus King of Kong two failed horribly at the box office.

- You stupid dog!

E: I think you might have raised my score from 5 to 8 by mistake.

Gabriel · 05-24-2009, 10:43 PM

1: What you don't know is that that isn't Sonic.

2: Where did he find a tie that big?

I am nobody · 05-25-2009, 08:00 AM

Yeah... For some reason I gave you 3 points when I should have given Luigi pwns All a point. No idea how that happened.

Fixed now.

chibimod3 · 05-25-2009, 11:39 AM

1:Amy's father knew a guy who knew a guy.

2:Mario: I think I need a bigger hammer.

***CaptHayfever*** · 05-25-2009, 08:47 PM

1) "We're gonna need a bigger box."

2) DK used SEISMIC TOSS! It's super effective!

Dizzy · 05-26-2009, 05:18 PM

Sonic probably should've gotten a haircut before using Snake's disguise strategy.

This is why there are no Super Mushrooms in DKC.

I am nobody · 05-27-2009, 05:33 PM

3rd

Quote:

DK used SEISMIC TOSS! It's super effective!

2nd

Quote:

It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's a Superman! No wait, it's just an immense, eclipse-causing gorilla in outer space. Nothing to see here.

1st

Quote:

Judging humanity to be evil, DK did as he was programmed to do by distant aliens from a distant galaxy: eradicate the corrupt Earth.

3rd

Quote:

Sonic probably should've gotten a haircut before using Snake's disguise strategy.

2nd

Quote:

Why a Titanic themed stage is rather hard to play.

1st

Quote:

Sonic is given a proper burial at sea after being killed from behind by Snake.

Score:
X-3: 51
Metal Man: 44
Capt: 43
Tazy: 18
March: 8
VGA: 8
PSYCHOKID909: 7
Romplayer: 6
Deviot: 4
DZ: 2
Luigi pwns All: 2
S1x: 2
Frumious:2
Stanley the Bugman: 1

Alright, those were kind of bad pictures. On to a better one:

**X-3** · 05-27-2009, 05:41 PM

And then everyone realized that Peach was a man.

Luigi Pwns All · 05-27-2009, 07:18 PM

...and then the fabric of dimensions split...and the world fell into a surprisingly bright abyss...and crippled into choas...or you could say that a man tore a leaf from a bush that three small hobos where living on and put it in their campfire.

***CaptHayfever*** · 05-27-2009, 11:20 PM

Olimar: "Hey, don't touch me there!"
Link: "Hey, don't touch me there!"
Ike: "Hey, don't...oh, there's no one behind me."

Metal Man · 05-27-2009, 11:59 PM

Olimar and Link were no match for Gordon Freeman's sudden appearance and subsequent crowbar attack. Ike barely survived, due to his ability to dislocate his neck at will.

PK FIRE! · 05-28-2009, 12:43 AM

Unfortunetly the Genises project malfuctioned thus creating a world where men evolved from polygons.

- You stupid dog!

05-24-2009, 10:35 PM	#289
PK FIRE! Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: On the run. Gender: Posts: 9,544 Thanks: 175 Thanked 150 Times in 120 Posts	Why a Titanic themed stage is rather hard to play. And thus King of Kong two failed horribly at the box office. - You stupid dog! E: I think you might have raised my score from 5 to 8 by mistake. Last edited by PK FIRE!; 05-24-2009 at 10:40 PM. Reason: Mistake

05-25-2009, 08:00 AM	#291
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,515 Thanks: 309 Thanked 365 Times in 242 Posts Blog Entries: 7	Yeah... For some reason I gave you 3 points when I should have given Luigi pwns All a point. No idea how that happened. Fixed now. Last edited by I am nobody; 05-25-2009 at 01:26 PM.

05-21-2009, 06:33 PM	#281
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,515 Thanks: 309 Thanked 365 Times in 242 Posts Blog Entries: 7	Oh, yeah. I should mention this will be up until the 29th or 30th because I'll be on vacation. Even if I have internet access it probably won't be fast enough to load the smash sites stupidly embedded images.

05-22-2009, 03:10 AM	#282
PK FIRE! Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: On the run. Gender: Posts: 9,544 Thanks: 175 Thanked 150 Times in 120 Posts	Mario finaly tiring of constently saving Peach desides to be a bit more proactiv. This leads him to hire Snake to Shadow her and report anyholes in security he found. however this ended up working too well with the Mushroom kingdone safe Nintendo suffered an incredible financel blow causing the downword spirel into bankrupsy. - You stupid dog!

05-22-2009, 09:57 AM	#283
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,284 Thanks: 521 Thanked 1,238 Times in 885 Posts Blog Entries: 43	"You better not say "Hold your Fire" or I swear..."

05-23-2009, 07:08 PM	#284
Gabriel Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Pesterchum~ Gender: Posts: 2,316 Thanks: 111 Thanked 102 Times in 79 Posts	The newest cell-phone model! Not only is it a phone, but also an IMAX camera, a rocket-propelled grenade launcher, and a macrowave, all in one!

05-24-2009, 10:02 PM	#286
X-3 No avatar, no justice, no dreams, no hope! Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,508 Thanks: 733 Thanked 1,158 Times in 751 Posts Blog Entries: 10	1.) Robotnik's newest plan to keep Sonic from destroying his evil empire ended up working very well. 2.) Judging humanity to be evil, DK did as he was programmed to do by distant aliens from a distant galaxy: eradicate the corrupt Earth.

05-24-2009, 10:27 PM	#287
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	Sonic is given a proper burial at sea after being killed from behind by Snake. It's a Bird! It's a Plane! It's a Superman! No wait, it's just an immense, eclipse-causing gorilla in outer space. Nothing to see here.

05-24-2009, 10:35 PM	#288
Vgfian Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: Listening to Seeking 7 Seven and giving out free hugs. :) Gender: Posts: 6,745 Thanks: 2,364 Thanked 394 Times in 307 Posts	1) This is what happens when Snake gets pissed off at somebody ... 2)He's bigger, faster, and stron-ger too! He's the first member, of the D-K crew!

05-24-2009, 10:43 PM	#290
Gabriel Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Pesterchum~ Gender: Posts: 2,316 Thanks: 111 Thanked 102 Times in 79 Posts	1: What you don't know is that that isn't Sonic. 2: Where did he find a tie that big?

05-25-2009, 11:39 AM	#292
chibimod3 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: The bottom of a Dr. Pepper bottle Gender: Posts: 497 Thanks: 52 Thanked 18 Times in 16 Posts	1:Amy's father knew a guy who knew a guy. 2:Mario: I think I need a bigger hammer.

05-25-2009, 08:47 PM	#293
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,014 Thanks: 1,787 Thanked 2,371 Times in 1,423 Posts	1) "We're gonna need a bigger box." 2) DK used SEISMIC TOSS! It's super effective!

05-26-2009, 05:18 PM	#294
Dizzy A Real Sonic Hero Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 18,220 Thanks: 1,670 Thanked 1,077 Times in 750 Posts Blog Entries: 111	Sonic probably should've gotten a haircut before using Snake's disguise strategy. This is why there are no Super Mushrooms in DKC.

05-27-2009, 05:41 PM	#296
X-3 No avatar, no justice, no dreams, no hope! Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,508 Thanks: 733 Thanked 1,158 Times in 751 Posts Blog Entries: 10	And then everyone realized that Peach was a man.

05-27-2009, 07:18 PM	#297
Luigi Pwns All Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: IN YOUR EYE SOCKETS. Gender: Posts: 546 Thanks: 30 Thanked 20 Times in 18 Posts	...and then the fabric of dimensions split...and the world fell into a surprisingly bright abyss...and crippled into choas...or you could say that a man tore a leaf from a bush that three small hobos where living on and put it in their campfire.

05-27-2009, 11:20 PM	#298
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,014 Thanks: 1,787 Thanked 2,371 Times in 1,423 Posts	Olimar: "Hey, don't touch me there!" Link: "Hey, don't touch me there!" Ike: "Hey, don't...oh, there's no one behind me."

05-27-2009, 11:59 PM	#299
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	Olimar and Link were no match for Gordon Freeman's sudden appearance and subsequent crowbar attack. Ike barely survived, due to his ability to dislocate his neck at will.

05-28-2009, 12:43 AM	#300
PK FIRE! Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: On the run. Gender: Posts: 9,544 Thanks: 175 Thanked 150 Times in 120 Posts	Unfortunetly the Genises project malfuctioned thus creating a world where men evolved from polygons. - You stupid dog!