Smash Bros. Caption Contest Is Back From The Dead... Again. - Page 22

Luigi Pwns All · 07-15-2009, 06:47 PM

Ness:Thats weird...I feel like my brain is being sucked from my head from above by a disembodied arm.And my breath is green and hurts when I touch it.And I have a twitching sensation in my leg.And there is a transparent thing behind me than looks identical to me. I think this is called dying.

Thing that looks like an arm but isn't:Offer me your soul little boy....

**X-3** · 07-15-2009, 07:39 PM

Ness' attempt to mix PSI with the Top Spin attack ended up screwing over reality all over the world. It was a foolish endeavor in the first place: everyone knows the Top Spin sucks.

Gabriel · 07-15-2009, 07:49 PM

"Ahh ha hah hah haahah haha hahahah!!! Foolish mortal, I have consumed your mind and body now, you are my slave... You cannot escape my grasp, and soon, the whole world will be mine!! AH HA HA HA HA!! ... Now go take that kid's candy. "

PK FIRE! · 07-15-2009, 08:06 PM

Reason that context is everything Number 42.

-You stupid dog!

Glux · 07-15-2009, 10:53 PM

I'Z A BUMBLEBEE!!

***CaptHayfever*** · 07-15-2009, 11:20 PM

"I am the keymaster; are you the gatekeeper?"

Metal Man · 07-15-2009, 11:58 PM

Ness soon discovered that, to his horror, his latest PK technique had begun to unravel reality himself. He stared helplessly as an afterimage of himself faded into the air behind him, his breath turned minty fresh, and an extra-dimensional beast's claw grabbed his forehead.

chibimod3 · 07-16-2009, 10:50 AM

The same technology used to trap unruly pokemon into the pokeballs.
You've captured a male Ness!

Robotazy · 07-16-2009, 11:00 AM

NESS is woozy

NESS falls down

Jayboy II · 07-17-2009, 09:47 PM

It's an.. an... ALIEN ABDUCTION!!!

"HALP!! HALP!!" said the kid.

Then he never came back to earth after the abduction and he lived miserably ever after.

THE EEEEEND!!!!!!!!!

I am nobody · 07-19-2009, 09:51 PM

3rd

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptHayfever

"I am the keymaster; are you the gatekeeper?"

2nd

Quote:

Originally Posted by X-3

Ness' attempt to mix PSI with the Top Spin attack ended up screwing over reality all over the world. It was a foolish endeavor in the first place: everyone knows the Top Spin sucks.

1st

Quote:

Originally Posted by Metal Man

Ness soon discovered that, to his horror, his latest PK technique had begun to unravel reality himself. He stared helplessly as an afterimage of himself faded into the air behind him, his breath turned minty fresh, and an extra-dimensional beast's claw grabbed his forehead.

Score:
X-3: 72
Metal Man: 65
Capt: 57
Tazy: 22
March: 10
VGA: 8
PSYCHOKID909: 7
Romplayer: 6
Deviot: 4
Masa: 2
Luigi Pwns All: 2
DZ: 2
S1x: 2
Frumious:2
Auron: 1
Stanley the Bugman: 1

Glux · 07-19-2009, 10:06 PM

Up in the sky!
It's a bird!
It's a plane!
No, it's definitely a bird.

Metal Man · 07-19-2009, 10:34 PM

Pit descended on the darkest city in America, ready to act for his newest Film Noir detective role. Unfortunately, he forgot to take the right clothes to the audition...

**X-3** · 07-19-2009, 10:41 PM

Pit was sent to Earth as an emissary of peace. After being thought as a hostile being from space, he was annihilated by jets. Angel Land responded harshly, beginning the War of Grand Human Whooping, in which 80% of humans on Earth were massacred.

Maximum Spider · 07-19-2009, 10:55 PM

Fly like an eagle......

***CaptHayfever*** · 07-20-2009, 12:09 AM

Unfortunately for Pit, he was replaced by Ben Foster in post-production.

chibimod3 · 07-20-2009, 07:50 PM

Wow the city looks great from here...except the sludge filled water and the slums and the smog filled air... why am I coming to Detroit again?

Chaos Deviot · 07-20-2009, 09:28 PM

I'm like a bird
I just want to fly away
I don't know where my home is(home is)
I don't know where I'm going(going)

Gabriel · 07-20-2009, 10:24 PM

"Help, somebody, help! Someone tied my legs together! HHEELLPP!!"

PK FIRE! · 07-20-2009, 10:36 PM

Before Brawl Pit fell on hard times taking jobs where he could find them. As degrading as the situation was it wasn't untill he auditioned for a role on "Touched by an Angle" that he knew he'd hit rock bottem.

- You stupid dog!

07-15-2009, 06:47 PM	#421
Luigi Pwns All Member Join Date: Aug 2008 Location: IN YOUR EYE SOCKETS. Gender: Posts: 546 Thanks: 30 Thanked 20 Times in 18 Posts	Ness:Thats weird...I feel like my brain is being sucked from my head from above by a disembodied arm.And my breath is green and hurts when I touch it.And I have a twitching sensation in my leg.And there is a transparent thing behind me than looks identical to me. I think this is called dying. Thing that looks like an arm but isn't:Offer me your soul little boy.... Last edited by Luigi Pwns All; 07-15-2009 at 08:21 PM. Reason: Im a grammar champion.

07-15-2009, 07:39 PM	#422
X-3 No avatar, no justice, no dreams, no hope! Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,508 Thanks: 733 Thanked 1,158 Times in 751 Posts Blog Entries: 10	Ness' attempt to mix PSI with the Top Spin attack ended up screwing over reality all over the world. It was a foolish endeavor in the first place: everyone knows the Top Spin sucks.

07-15-2009, 07:49 PM	#423
Gabriel Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Pesterchum~ Gender: Posts: 2,316 Thanks: 111 Thanked 102 Times in 79 Posts	"Ahh ha hah hah haahah haha hahahah!!! Foolish mortal, I have consumed your mind and body now, you are my slave... You cannot escape my grasp, and soon, the whole world will be mine!! AH HA HA HA HA!! ... Now go take that kid's candy. "

07-15-2009, 08:06 PM	#424
PK FIRE! Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: On the run. Gender: Posts: 9,544 Thanks: 175 Thanked 150 Times in 120 Posts	Reason that context is everything Number 42. -You stupid dog!

07-15-2009, 10:53 PM	#425
Glux Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Home Gender: Posts: 7,042 Thanks: 612 Thanked 354 Times in 231 Posts Blog Entries: 3	I'Z A BUMBLEBEE!!

07-15-2009, 11:20 PM	#426
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,014 Thanks: 1,787 Thanked 2,371 Times in 1,423 Posts	"I am the keymaster; are you the gatekeeper?"

07-15-2009, 11:58 PM	#427
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	Ness soon discovered that, to his horror, his latest PK technique had begun to unravel reality himself. He stared helplessly as an afterimage of himself faded into the air behind him, his breath turned minty fresh, and an extra-dimensional beast's claw grabbed his forehead.

07-16-2009, 10:50 AM	#428
chibimod3 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: The bottom of a Dr. Pepper bottle Gender: Posts: 497 Thanks: 52 Thanked 18 Times in 16 Posts	The same technology used to trap unruly pokemon into the pokeballs. You've captured a male Ness!

07-16-2009, 11:00 AM	#429
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,284 Thanks: 521 Thanked 1,238 Times in 885 Posts Blog Entries: 43	NESS is woozy NESS falls down

07-17-2009, 09:47 PM	#430
Jayboy II Newbie Join Date: Apr 2008 Gender: Posts: 23 Thanks: 0 Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts	It's an.. an... ALIEN ABDUCTION!!! "HALP!! HALP!!" said the kid. Then he never came back to earth after the abduction and he lived miserably ever after. THE EEEEEND!!!!!!!!!

07-19-2009, 10:06 PM	#432
Glux Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: Home Gender: Posts: 7,042 Thanks: 612 Thanked 354 Times in 231 Posts Blog Entries: 3	Up in the sky! It's a bird! It's a plane! No, it's definitely a bird.

07-19-2009, 10:34 PM	#433
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	Pit descended on the darkest city in America, ready to act for his newest Film Noir detective role. Unfortunately, he forgot to take the right clothes to the audition...

07-19-2009, 10:41 PM	#434
X-3 No avatar, no justice, no dreams, no hope! Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,508 Thanks: 733 Thanked 1,158 Times in 751 Posts Blog Entries: 10	Pit was sent to Earth as an emissary of peace. After being thought as a hostile being from space, he was annihilated by jets. Angel Land responded harshly, beginning the War of Grand Human Whooping, in which 80% of humans on Earth were massacred.

07-19-2009, 10:55 PM	#435
Maximum Spider Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: I'll take Street Fighter over Dragonball any day. Gender: Posts: 2,495 Thanks: 0 Thanked 185 Times in 120 Posts	Fly like an eagle......

07-20-2009, 12:09 AM	#436
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,014 Thanks: 1,787 Thanked 2,371 Times in 1,423 Posts	Unfortunately for Pit, he was replaced by Ben Foster in post-production.

07-20-2009, 07:50 PM	#437
chibimod3 Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2007 Location: The bottom of a Dr. Pepper bottle Gender: Posts: 497 Thanks: 52 Thanked 18 Times in 16 Posts	Wow the city looks great from here...except the sludge filled water and the slums and the smog filled air... why am I coming to Detroit again?

07-20-2009, 09:28 PM	#438
Chaos Deviot Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 1,565 Thanks: 131 Thanked 34 Times in 31 Posts Blog Entries: 1	I'm like a bird I just want to fly away I don't know where my home is(home is) I don't know where I'm going(going)

07-20-2009, 10:24 PM	#439
Gabriel Member Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Pesterchum~ Gender: Posts: 2,316 Thanks: 111 Thanked 102 Times in 79 Posts	"Help, somebody, help! Someone tied my legs together! HHEELLPP!!"

07-20-2009, 10:36 PM	#440
PK FIRE! Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: On the run. Gender: Posts: 9,544 Thanks: 175 Thanked 150 Times in 120 Posts	Before Brawl Pit fell on hard times taking jobs where he could find them. As degrading as the situation was it wasn't untill he auditioned for a role on "Touched by an Angle" that he knew he'd hit rock bottem. - You stupid dog!