Smash Bros. Caption Contest Is Back From The Dead... Again. - Page 3

***CaptHayfever*** · 01-15-2009, 11:50 PM

Sadly, the hungry family would never receive their food, for their chef was two-dimensional & had no idea they were even waiting.

I am nobody · 01-19-2009, 07:54 AM

3rd

Quote:

Originally Posted by X-3

RoostGuy: Sorry Mr. Game and Watch. We are not hiring a cook. The only thing we sell here is coffee.
G&W: BUT...I NEED THIS JOB. I HAVE A WIFE AND TWO KIDS. I NEED TO SUPPORT THEM.
Girl: Hehe. Cool stor-
G&W: YOU FIND MY TROUBLES HUMOROUS? YOU MAKE ME SICK, LITTLE GIRL.

2nd

Quote:

Originally Posted by Deviot

Black Eggs and Ham, the newest children's book!

1st

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptHayfever

Sadly, the hungry family would never receive their food, for their chef was two-dimensional & had no idea they were even waiting.

Scores:
Capt: 9
Tazy: 6
X-3: 5
VGA: 5
Deviot: 3
Frumious:2

**X-3** · 01-19-2009, 08:00 AM

Link: Pixilated Donkey Kong! Too long have you ravaged our lands! I banish thee!
*LINK PLAYED THE SONG THAT SEALS MONKEYS*
DK: CURSE...YOU DRAGOON PIECES!
CURSE...YOU PLAYER 2!
CURSE...YOU LINK!
When I am free, that is when I will toss barrels at your descendants!

Robotazy · 01-19-2009, 09:57 AM

Link soon realized that Donkey Kong Sr. was a horrible one man band.

***CaptHayfever*** · 01-19-2009, 12:36 PM

Link: "Yes, clap your cymbals together...or BURN!!!"

Joker · 01-19-2009, 03:14 PM

Link: "Okay now turn to me and cough twice...."

DK: *cough...cough*

Link: "good, now does it hurt when I pinch you on your nipple here?"

DK: "uuhhh"

Link: "How about if I stick this in here?"

Jere · 01-19-2009, 06:37 PM

young link should be happy that Donkey kong only kan throw barrels in 2 dimensions

The Willful Wanderer · 01-20-2009, 04:34 PM

Unsurprisingly, Retro DK was unimpressed by Link's softshoe routine.

Dizzy · 01-20-2009, 04:46 PM

Has DK's bongo skills gotten so bad that he had to hire a personal conducter?

Chaos Deviot · 01-20-2009, 05:46 PM

-music symbol- It's the final beat down! -music symbol-

VG_Addict · 01-20-2009, 05:58 PM

Link and Donkey Kong re-enact the battle between David and Goliath.

Romplayer · 01-20-2009, 06:42 PM

Tarzan waved at his mother a last time while apologizing he hadn't listen to her when she said "Child, don't play with the lighter!"

I am nobody · 02-03-2009, 06:31 AM

Forgot about this again... Anyway, update time.

3rd

Quote:

Originally Posted by X-3

Link: Pixilated Donkey Kong! Too long have you ravaged our lands! I banish thee!
*LINK PLAYED THE SONG THAT SEALS MONKEYS*
DK: CURSE...YOU DRAGOON PIECES!
CURSE...YOU PLAYER 2!
CURSE...YOU LINK!
When I am free, that is when I will toss barrels at your descendants!

2nd

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptHayfever

Link: "Yes, clap your cymbals together...or BURN!!!"

1st

Quote:

Originally Posted by Romplayer

Tarzan waved at his mother a last time while apologizing he hadn't listen to her when she said "Child, don't play with the lighter!"

Scores
Capt: 11
X-3: 6
Tazy: 6
VGA: 5
Romplayer: 3
Deviot: 3
Frumious:2

This will hopefully be updated faster than two weeks this time.

***CaptHayfever*** · 02-03-2009, 01:18 PM

Always wear a helmet, even when you're just out for a walk.

Dizzy · 02-03-2009, 03:25 PM

Sonic ain't the only one in town who can breakdance.

**X-3** · 02-03-2009, 03:28 PM

The new Beyblade models look strikingly familiar.

Jere · 02-03-2009, 04:22 PM

is it only me, cause i cant se the pictures!

Dizzy · 02-03-2009, 05:14 PM

^It's just you.

Jere · 02-03-2009, 05:23 PM

ohh now i see its the KAGOSHIMA cable television broadcasting company that is making all the fuzz, im blocking their ips.

Ohh and the captions.
The Capoeria just dosent work if you have so small limbs

Robotazy · 02-03-2009, 05:27 PM

The sport of "Helmet Sliding" was quickly ended when everyone who participated got concussions.

01-20-2009, 04:34 PM	#48
The Willful Wanderer Member Join Date: Mar 2004 Location: Aisle 12, between the kumquats and the radicchio. Gender: Posts: 2,325 Thanks: 168 Thanked 137 Times in 90 Posts	A CHALLENGER? Unsurprisingly, Retro DK was unimpressed by Link's softshoe routine.

01-15-2009, 11:50 PM	#41
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,014 Thanks: 1,787 Thanked 2,371 Times in 1,423 Posts	Sadly, the hungry family would never receive their food, for their chef was two-dimensional & had no idea they were even waiting.

01-19-2009, 08:00 AM	#43
X-3 No avatar, no justice, no dreams, no hope! Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,508 Thanks: 733 Thanked 1,158 Times in 751 Posts Blog Entries: 10	Link: Pixilated Donkey Kong! Too long have you ravaged our lands! I banish thee! LINK PLAYED THE SONG THAT SEALS MONKEYS DK: CURSE...YOU DRAGOON PIECES! CURSE...YOU PLAYER 2! CURSE...YOU LINK! When I am free, that is when I will toss barrels at your descendants!

01-19-2009, 09:57 AM	#44
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,284 Thanks: 521 Thanked 1,238 Times in 885 Posts Blog Entries: 43	Link soon realized that Donkey Kong Sr. was a horrible one man band.

01-19-2009, 12:36 PM	#45
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,014 Thanks: 1,787 Thanked 2,371 Times in 1,423 Posts	Link: "Yes, clap your cymbals together...or *BURN!!!*"

01-19-2009, 03:14 PM	#46
Joker Lord of Vampires / God of Vengeance Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: The Planet of Eternal Darkness Gender: Posts: 11,117 Thanks: 3,273 Thanked 580 Times in 364 Posts Blog Entries: 6	Link: "Okay now turn to me and cough twice...." DK: cough...cough Link: "good, now does it hurt when I pinch you on your nipple here?" DK: "uuhhh" Link: "How about if I stick this in here?"

01-19-2009, 06:37 PM	#47
Jere Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sutme Gender: Posts: 3,455 Thanks: 396 Thanked 295 Times in 233 Posts Blog Entries: 3	young link should be happy that Donkey kong only kan throw barrels in 2 dimensions

01-20-2009, 04:46 PM	#49
Dizzy A Real Sonic Hero Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 18,220 Thanks: 1,670 Thanked 1,077 Times in 750 Posts Blog Entries: 111	Has DK's bongo skills gotten so bad that he had to hire a personal conducter?

01-20-2009, 05:46 PM	#50
Chaos Deviot Member Join Date: May 2004 Location: Mt. Moon Gender: Posts: 1,565 Thanks: 131 Thanked 34 Times in 31 Posts Blog Entries: 1	-music symbol- It's the final beat down! -music symbol-

01-20-2009, 05:58 PM	#51
VG_Addict Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the Vicinity Gender: Posts: 3,801 Thanks: 33 Thanked 222 Times in 189 Posts Blog Entries: 2	Link and Donkey Kong re-enact the battle between David and Goliath.

01-20-2009, 06:42 PM	#52
Romplayer Member Join Date: Sep 2004 Location: Germany Gender: Posts: 806 Thanks: 1 Thanked 10 Times in 7 Posts	Tarzan waved at his mother a last time while apologizing he hadn't listen to her when she said "Child, don't play with the lighter!"

02-03-2009, 01:18 PM	#54
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,014 Thanks: 1,787 Thanked 2,371 Times in 1,423 Posts	Always wear a helmet, even when you're just out for a walk.

02-03-2009, 03:25 PM	#55
Dizzy A Real Sonic Hero Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 18,220 Thanks: 1,670 Thanked 1,077 Times in 750 Posts Blog Entries: 111	Sonic ain't the only one in town who can breakdance.

02-03-2009, 03:28 PM	#56
X-3 No avatar, no justice, no dreams, no hope! Join Date: Jan 2004 Gender: Posts: 15,508 Thanks: 733 Thanked 1,158 Times in 751 Posts Blog Entries: 10	The new Beyblade models look strikingly familiar.

02-03-2009, 04:22 PM	#57
Jere Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sutme Gender: Posts: 3,455 Thanks: 396 Thanked 295 Times in 233 Posts Blog Entries: 3	is it only me, cause i cant se the pictures!

02-03-2009, 05:14 PM	#58
Dizzy A Real Sonic Hero Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 18,220 Thanks: 1,670 Thanked 1,077 Times in 750 Posts Blog Entries: 111	^It's just you.

02-03-2009, 05:23 PM	#59
Jere Senior Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: Sutme Gender: Posts: 3,455 Thanks: 396 Thanked 295 Times in 233 Posts Blog Entries: 3	ohh now i see its the KAGOSHIMA cable television broadcasting company that is making all the fuzz, im blocking their ips. Ohh and the captions. The Capoeria just dosent work if you have so small limbs

02-03-2009, 05:27 PM	#60
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,284 Thanks: 521 Thanked 1,238 Times in 885 Posts Blog Entries: 43	The sport of "Helmet Sliding" was quickly ended when everyone who participated got concussions.