The Bonuses: What If...

Microphone_Kirby · 02-20-2009, 08:19 PM

Yeah... what if the Bonuses from Melee actually were in Brawl? What Bonuses would you think (or want) would appear?

Oh, and to get rid of some of the obvious ones:

KO's (X*500)
Awarded for the # of KO's caused
TKO's (X*-500)
Awarded for the # of times KO'ed
SD's (X*-1000)
Awarded for the # of times you self-destructed
Transformer (2000)
Grab at least 3 Transforming Items (Metal Boxes, Mushrooms, ect)
Heartthrob (3000)
Grab 3 Heart Containers
Vegetarian (2000)
Grab 3 Maxim Tomatoes
Beam Swordsman (X*800)
KO a foe with the Beam Sword
Home-Run King (X*1500)
KO a Foe with a Home Run Bat Smash Attack
Item-less (5000)
Don't use any items

And now some interesting/uniquely named/silly Bonuses:

Ilyana Syndrome (5000)
Grabbed only Food Items (Must get at least 20 food items)
or
Eat at least 20 food items by inhaling/biting them.
Rapist (X*690)
KO'ed Zero Samus by throwing a piece of her suit at her
Whirlybird (3500)
Use at least 10 moves in a single life/stock that spin you. (includes Regular moves, Special Moves, and Taunts, but not items.)

So... how about you? What bonuses would you want/expect to see if the Bonuses were actually in Brawl?
Oh, and they all don't have to be serious, you know.

Luigiman7 · 02-20-2009, 10:00 PM

Lol, rapist. My favorite one from Meele was Switzerland (deal no damage).

Cheap (X*700)
K.O. someone with less than 70 damage.

Speed · 03-20-2009, 02:03 AM

1. Badass FE reference there.

2. My faves from Melee we're Switzerland and Beam Swordsman.

Luigiman7 · 03-20-2009, 04:57 PM

^ It was awesome to get Switzerland.

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 03-20-2009, 06:58 PM

Passive-Aggressive
Pass up healing items allowing others to grab them, then attacking them.

Hahahah.

Metal Man · 03-22-2009, 03:06 AM

The funniest bonuses were the ones which highlighted AI flaws. Like, when the computer killed itself. A lot.

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 03-24-2009, 05:47 PM

^ I can trick Fox into prepetual suicide.

Vgfian · 03-24-2009, 06:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Weegee Ten

Lol, rapist. My favorite one from Meele was Switzerland (deal no damage).

I thought it was take no damage and deal no damage.

On topic: Switzerland.

02-20-2009, 08:19 PM	#1
Microphone_Kirby Senior Member Join Date: Apr 2003 Location: None of your business. Gender: Posts: 7,013 Thanks: 525 Thanked 223 Times in 179 Posts Blog Entries: 6	The Bonuses: What If... Yeah... what if the Bonuses from Melee actually were in Brawl? What Bonuses would you think (or want) would appear? Oh, and to get rid of some of the obvious ones: *KO's (X500) Awarded for the # of KO's caused TKO's (X-500)* Awarded for the # of times KO'ed *SD's (X-1000) Awarded for the # of times you self-destructed Transformer (2000) Grab at least 3 Transforming Items (Metal Boxes, Mushrooms, ect) Heartthrob (3000) Grab 3 Heart Containers Vegetarian (2000) Grab 3 Maxim Tomatoes Beam Swordsman (X800)* KO a foe with the Beam Sword *Home-Run King (X1500) KO a Foe with a Home Run Bat Smash Attack Item-less (5000) Don't use any items And now some interesting/uniquely named/silly Bonuses: Ilyana Syndrome (5000)** Grabbed only Food Items (Must get at least 20 food items) or Eat at least 20 food items by inhaling/biting them. *Rapist (X690) KO'ed Zero Samus by throwing a piece of her suit at her Whirlybird (3500)** Use at least 10 moves in a single life/stock that spin you. (includes Regular moves, Special Moves, and Taunts, but not items.) So... how about you? What bonuses would you want/expect to see if the Bonuses were actually in Brawl? Oh, and they all don't have to be serious, you know.

02-20-2009, 10:00 PM	#2
Luigiman7 ~)´◡｀(~ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: representin da bronx yo Gender: Posts: 17,304 Thanks: 1,099 Thanked 992 Times in 698 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Lol, rapist. My favorite one from Meele was Switzerland (deal no damage). *Cheap (X700)** K.O. someone with less than 70 damage. __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

03-20-2009, 04:57 PM	#4
Luigiman7 ~)´◡｀(~ Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: representin da bronx yo Gender: Posts: 17,304 Thanks: 1,099 Thanked 992 Times in 698 Posts Blog Entries: 8	^ It was awesome to get Switzerland. __________________ ／人◕ ‿‿ ◕人＼ＷＯＮ’Ｔ　ＹＯＵ　ＢＥＣＯＭＥ　Ａ　ＭＡＧＩＣＡＬ　ＧＩＲＬ？

03-20-2009, 02:03 AM	#3
Speed Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2005 Location: If there's a bright center to the universe I'm on the planet it's farthest from Gender: Posts: 3,723 Thanks: 1,595 Thanked 319 Times in 223 Posts Blog Entries: 1	1. Badass FE reference there. 2. My faves from Melee we're Switzerland and Beam Swordsman.

03-20-2009, 06:58 PM	#5
I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: California, U.S.A Gender: Posts: 12,543 Thanks: 1,247 Thanked 263 Times in 222 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Passive-Aggressive Pass up healing items allowing others to grab them, then attacking them. Hahahah.

03-22-2009, 03:06 AM	#6
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	The funniest bonuses were the ones which highlighted AI flaws. Like, when the computer killed itself. A lot.

03-24-2009, 05:47 PM	#7
I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: California, U.S.A Gender: Posts: 12,543 Thanks: 1,247 Thanked 263 Times in 222 Posts Blog Entries: 1	^ I can trick Fox into prepetual suicide.