Whisky, Cider and Stout

The Doctor · 11-17-2007, 05:12 PM

Expect Tennessee Whisky. Don't like Tennessee whisky.

t3hDarkness · 11-18-2007, 01:34 AM

Is that Wild Turkey?

When i turned eighteen, my grandpa drove down to where I lived just to say, "Never drink Wild Turkey."

The Doctor · 11-18-2007, 01:26 PM

Wild Turkey is a Bourbon. They're alright.

Tennessee is stuff like and including Jack Daniels.

**Booyakasha** · 11-19-2007, 12:11 AM

Jack Daniels is a bourbon.

I like Old Crow, personally. A couple years ago, I got into a drinking contest with this Danish cat, and he lost when we played Thunderbolts with Old Crow. (Thunderbolts, in case you were wondering, is the worst drinking game ever. I'm not going to tell you how it's played, because you'll all think I'm making it up. Let's just say it's a horrible Wisconsin thing and leave it at that.)

**Wyborn** · 11-19-2007, 12:33 AM

Can't be worse than a Cowboy Killer, surely.

Wait....Cowboy Killers are a Wisconsin thing too!

What the hell is wrong with you people?

**Booyakasha** · 11-19-2007, 11:06 AM

^Way worse. Thunderbolts is about as awful as it gets.

You only ever see huge Viking types doing Thunderbolts, and then only rarely at bars (I first played it with some mad uncles and cousins up at my uncle's lake house when I was seventeen). It starts with a bunch of them chanting 'Thunderbolts!' over and over. Someone pours out six shots. Two really, really stupid people get up to play. They each down three of the shots right in a row, and then right away they punch each other in the chest really hard. Then everything goes dead quiet for about ten seconds--if nothing bad happens, there's loads of jubilant roaring and shouting and carrying on. If one of the players pukes or otherwise shows signs of weakness (e.g. clutching his chest, wincing, sobbing uncontrollably, passing out, dying), he's the loser, and he gets jeered at good-naturedly. Like I said, pretty terrible. Don't you do it, folks.

The Doctor · 11-19-2007, 12:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Booyakasha

Jack Daniels is a bourbon.

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Originally Posted by www.thewhiskyguide.com

learned everything possible about whiskey-making from Call during the following years. Like Dan Call, he believed in mellowing the fresh whiskey through hard maple charcoal, a process which is unique to Tennessee whiskey-making and is also known as the Lincoln process.

To this day, the Charcoal Mellowing that Call taught Jack is what gives Jack Daniel’s its smooth character and taste. The charcoal mellowing process is the only technical difference between Tennessee whiskey and bourbon. The difference was officially acknowledged in 1941 by the US Government.

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Originally Posted by And same site

Tennessee whiskey is closely related to Bourbon but there are a few differences; Tennessee whiskey must be produced in the state of Tennessee and is always filtered through sugar-maple charcoal. The filtering process usually takes 10 days to complete. Tennessee whiskey was recognised as a separate style by US government officials in 1941.

**Booyakasha** · 11-19-2007, 03:32 PM

Whatever. It sits on the same shelf as all the other bourbons, and it tastes the exact same (to my unrefined palate, anyhow) as Jim Beam, a bourbon. Anyone who needs to mince it further is a communist. There, I said it.

The Doctor · 11-27-2007, 04:16 PM

I had eighteen bottles of Whisky in my cellar and was told by my sister to empty the contents of each and every bottle down the sink, or else... I said I would and proceeded with the unpleasant task.

I withdrew the cork from the first bottle and poured the contents down the sink with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the second bottle and did likewise with it, with the exception of one glass, which I drank. I then withdrew the cork from the third bottle and poured the Whisky down the sink which I drank. I pulled the cork from the fourth bottle down the sink and poured the bottle down the glass, which I drank. I pulled the bottle from the cork of the next and drank one sink out of it, and threw the rest down the glass. I pulled the sink out of the next glass and poured the cork down the bottle. Then I corked the sink with the glass, bottled the drink and drank the pour.

When I had everything emptied, I steadied the house with one hand, counted the glasses, corks, bottles, and sinks with the other, which were twenty-nine, and as the houses came by I counted them again, and finally I had all the houses in one bottle, which I drank. I'm not under tha affluence of incohol as some tinkle peep I am. I'm not half as thunk as you might drink. I fool so feelish I don't know who is me, and the drunker I stand here, the longer I get.

**Booyakasha** · 11-27-2007, 09:38 PM

^My friend, you kick ass all the rock-and-rolling day.

Joker · 01-25-2008, 09:04 AM

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Originally Posted by Booyakasha

Whatever. It sits on the same shelf as all the other bourbons, and it tastes the exact same (to my unrefined palate, anyhow) as Jim Beam, a bourbon. Anyone who needs to mince it further is a communist. There, I said it.

I've been to Lynchburg and visited the Jack Daniels Distillery which by the way is located in a dry county of Tennessee, and the difference between straight bourbon and a sour mash whiskey is like night and day. For many whiskey drinkers who enjoy a strong charcoal taste and a smooth finish with oak flavors, Jack Daniels and Jim Bean are the best bet. For a smoother finish and less burn on your throat then Makers Mark or Crown Royal are usually easier to swallow. I’ve also had what native South Carolinians call “White Lightning” also known to many as Moon Shine or White Whiskey. Hands down that was the strongest most impossible drink I have ever tried to consume. It burned so much that when I sneezed I could feel the whiskey tearing up the inside of my nostrils.

But anyway, I have been a Jack Daniels man since I was 18, it was the only liquor that I could gauge how intoxicated I got. Single barrel or green label Jack are some of MY favorites. But on a day to day basis I prefer the regular black label Jack Daniels as I do drink a glass a day like most people drink wine.

Damn I’m thirsty now…..

**Booyakasha** · 01-25-2008, 09:23 AM

^I notice that you're mincing it further, ~~Stalin Sputnik Yuri Gagarin Tractor Glorious Five-Year Plan Order of Lenin October Revolution Hammer and Sickle CCCP Storming the Winter Palace~~ Joker. Is there something you'd like to tell us? (You can trust me. I totally don't know a guy at HUAC, I swear.)

Joker · 01-25-2008, 11:09 AM

It's all about the 13th Reich !!

Chunky Kong12345 · 01-25-2008, 04:06 PM

He drinks a whiskey drink, a cider drink, a lager drink, and a vodka drink?

The Doctor · 01-26-2008, 01:08 PM

^ Yeah, but you should hear me sing.

**Booyakasha** · 01-27-2008, 01:03 AM

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Originally Posted by Joker

It's all about the 13th Reich !!

Gasp--not merely a Communist, but a CommuNazi!! Heavens preserve us!!

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11-19-2007, 12:33 AM	#5
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11-19-2007, 11:06 AM	#6
Booyakasha Mod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 7,132 Thanks: 92 Thanked 524 Times in 288 Posts Points: 17,075.98 Bank: 55,546.50 Total Points: 72,622.48 Donate	^Way worse. Thunderbolts is about as awful as it gets. You only ever see huge Viking types doing Thunderbolts, and then only rarely at bars (I first played it with some mad uncles and cousins up at my uncle's lake house when I was seventeen). It starts with a bunch of them chanting 'Thunderbolts!' over and over. Someone pours out six shots. Two really, really stupid people get up to play. They each down three of the shots right in a row, and then right away they punch each other in the chest really hard. Then everything goes dead quiet for about ten seconds--if nothing bad happens, there's loads of jubilant roaring and shouting and carrying on. If one of the players pukes or otherwise shows signs of weakness (e.g. clutching his chest, wincing, sobbing uncontrollably, passing out, dying), he's the loser, and he gets jeered at good-naturedly. Like I said, pretty terrible. Don't you do it, folks. __________________ Boo--beware, he lives Last edited by Booyakasha; 11-19-2007 at 11:13 AM.

11-19-2007, 03:32 PM	#8
Booyakasha Mod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 7,132 Thanks: 92 Thanked 524 Times in 288 Posts Points: 17,075.98 Bank: 55,546.50 Total Points: 72,622.48 Donate	Whatever. It sits on the same shelf as all the other bourbons, and it tastes the exact same (to my unrefined palate, anyhow) as Jim Beam, a bourbon. Anyone who needs to mince it further is a communist. There, I said it. __________________ Boo--beware, he lives

11-18-2007, 01:34 AM	#2
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11-18-2007, 01:26 PM	#3
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11-27-2007, 04:16 PM	#9
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11-27-2007, 09:38 PM	#10
Booyakasha Mod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 7,132 Thanks: 92 Thanked 524 Times in 288 Posts Points: 17,075.98 Bank: 55,546.50 Total Points: 72,622.48 Donate	^My friend, you kick ass all the rock-and-rolling day. __________________ Boo--beware, he lives

01-25-2008, 09:23 AM	#12
Booyakasha Mod of War Join Date: Nov 2000 Location: Wisconsinland Gender: Posts: 7,132 Thanks: 92 Thanked 524 Times in 288 Posts Points: 17,075.98 Bank: 55,546.50 Total Points: 72,622.48 Donate	^I notice that you're mincing it further, ~~Stalin Sputnik Yuri Gagarin Tractor Glorious Five-Year Plan Order of Lenin October Revolution Hammer and Sickle CCCP Storming the Winter Palace~~ Joker. Is there something you'd like to tell us? (You can trust me. I totally don't know a guy at HUAC, I swear.) __________________ Boo--beware, he lives Last edited by Booyakasha; 01-25-2008 at 09:31 AM.

01-25-2008, 11:09 AM	#13
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01-26-2008, 01:08 PM	#15
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