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Old 01-23-2008, 06:21 PM   #1
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Infomercials
They're actually pretty cl, but people don't like to watch them. I think part of the reason is because they're only on so late at night. Then I found out you can watch infomercials on YouTube, and I was in estacy.
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Old 01-23-2008, 06:25 PM   #2
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BUY MY NEW VACCUM CLEANER FOR JUST 3 EASY PAYMENTS OF $19.99!!! THAT'S RIGHT, JUST THREE PAYMENTS OF $19.99!!! MY VACCUM CAN SUCK!!! BUY NOW!!! CALL 1-800-123-456-7890!!! BUY BUY BUY!!! NOW I WILL TELL YOU TO BUY AGAIN!!! BUY!!! BUY!!!
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Old 01-23-2008, 06:29 PM   #3
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You just can't appreciate the hidden beauty of this advertizing stravaganza.
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O_O. The beauty of having a guy shout at me for 30 minutes about his "GREAT NEW PRODUCT!!!!!!" and then ask me to buy it 7 times before the next one comes on?
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Old 01-23-2008, 06:35 PM   #5
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Not only do you focus on the negatives, but you exaggerate them to the point of complete negatism. I loathe you.
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Old 01-23-2008, 06:51 PM   #6
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AND IF YOU ORDER NOW, YOU CAN ALSO GET THIS OTHER PRODUCT FOR FREE!

IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT WE'RE SELLING, AND IT DOSN'T WORK, BUT IT'S FREE!
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Old 01-23-2008, 08:30 PM   #8
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Well, yeah, that can be annoying. But I watch the infomercial channel, and most of the brodcasts don't do annoying things like that.
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Old 01-23-2008, 08:41 PM   #9
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No, those only say "SET IT.... AND FORGET IT" a thousand times.
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Old 01-23-2008, 08:56 PM   #10
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If you guys can't understand infomercials, then you don't have to watch them. I, however, find pleasure in their amazing advertizing strategies.
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Old 01-23-2008, 09:03 PM   #11
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They show you a product and how it works, not that amazing.
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Buy our new blender It blends chops and cuts all at once!!Only four payments of $30. $25 if you order now. and it come in 50 cool colors.
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^^Like I said, you just don't understand it like I do.

^Really?! 50 colors?!

I like infomercials so much, I'll actually get up at 2 am to watch infomercials and eat cereal. I'm kinda creepy like that. Maybe that's why so many people think I'm emo.
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MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN
HOW THE HELL DOES THAT MAKE YOU EMO
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^ Oh, ALL the emos do that these days.
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HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY FOR THIS FABULOUS PRODUCT?!
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I WOULD PAY 100 DOLLARS

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