Infomercials

Dizzy · 01-23-2008, 05:21 PM

They're actually pretty c

l, but people don't like to watch them. I think part of the reason is because they're only on so late at night. Then I found out you can watch infomercials on YouTube, and I was in estacy.

I am nobody · 01-23-2008, 05:25 PM

BUY MY NEW VACCUM CLEANER FOR JUST 3 EASY PAYMENTS OF $19.99!!! THAT'S RIGHT, JUST THREE PAYMENTS OF $19.99!!! MY VACCUM CAN SUCK!!! BUY NOW!!! CALL 1-800-123-456-7890!!! BUY BUY BUY!!! NOW I WILL TELL YOU TO BUY AGAIN!!! BUY!!! BUY!!!

Dizzy · 01-23-2008, 05:29 PM

You just can't appreciate the hidden beauty of this advertizing stravaganza.

I am nobody · 01-23-2008, 05:33 PM

O_O. The beauty of having a guy shout at me for 30 minutes about his "GREAT NEW PRODUCT!!!!!!" and then ask me to buy it 7 times before the next one comes on?

Dizzy · 01-23-2008, 05:35 PM

Not only do you focus on the negatives, but you exaggerate them to the point of complete negatism. I loathe you.

Panfan · 01-23-2008, 05:51 PM

HELLO THIS IS BILLY MAYS

DOES EVERYBODY LIKE STAIN FREE CLOTHES

THEN GET OXICLEAN

IT MAKES CLOTHES STAINELESS

IT EVEN REMOVES BLOOD STAINS

SOME WOULD PAY $50

BUT WERE ONLY ASKING FOR TWO PAYMENTS OF $25

Totally Kennerson · 01-23-2008, 06:55 PM

AND IF YOU ORDER NOW, YOU CAN ALSO GET THIS OTHER PRODUCT FOR FREE!

IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT WE'RE SELLING, AND IT DOSN'T WORK, BUT IT'S FREE!

Dizzy · 01-23-2008, 07:30 PM

Well, yeah, that can be annoying. But I watch the infomercial channel, and most of the brodcasts don't do annoying things like that.

Panfan · 01-23-2008, 07:41 PM

No, those only say "SET IT.... AND FORGET IT" a thousand times.

Dizzy · 01-23-2008, 07:56 PM

If you guys can't understand infomercials, then you don't have to watch them. I, however, find pleasure in their amazing advertizing strategies.

Panfan · 01-23-2008, 08:03 PM

They show you a product and how it works, not that amazing.

Redshirt · 01-23-2008, 08:05 PM

Buy our new blender It blends chops and cuts all at once!!Only four payments of $30. $25 if you order now. and it come in 50 cool colors.

Dizzy · 01-23-2008, 08:05 PM

^^Like I said, you just don't understand it like I do.

^Really?! 50 colors?!

I like infomercials so much, I'll actually get up at 2 am to watch infomercials and eat cereal. I'm kinda creepy like that. Maybe that's why so many people think I'm emo.

SephirothKirby · 01-23-2008, 08:16 PM

HOW THE HELL DOES THAT MAKE YOU EMO

Panfan · 01-23-2008, 08:40 PM

^ Oh, ALL the emos do that these days.

VG_Addict · 01-23-2008, 09:13 PM

It slices! It dices!

Panfan · 01-23-2008, 09:15 PM

CALL NOW AND WELL PUT IN A CHEESE KNIFE

THATS RIGHT

A CHEESE KNIFE

FOR CHEESE

AND STUFF

ITS FREE

VG_Addict · 01-23-2008, 09:22 PM

HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY FOR THIS FABULOUS PRODUCT?!

Panfan · 01-23-2008, 09:49 PM

I WOULD PAY 100 DOLLARS

NO

YOU JUST PAY 100 EASY PAYMENTS OF $1

***CaptHayfever*** · 01-24-2008, 12:21 PM

HI! I'M BILLY MAYS, AND MY LARYNX'S METAPHORICAL CAPS LOCK IS PERMANENTLY BROKEN!

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

01-23-2008, 05:21 PM	#1
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	Infomercials They're actually pretty cl, but people don't like to watch them. I think part of the reason is because they're only on so late at night. Then I found out you can watch infomercials on YouTube, and I was in estacy.

01-23-2008, 08:16 PM	#14
SephirothKirby Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it. Gender: Posts: 7,213 Thanks: 373 Thanked 760 Times in 447 Posts	MY CAPS LOCK IS BROKEN HOW THE HELL DOES THAT MAKE YOU EMO

01-23-2008, 05:25 PM	#2
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,515 Thanks: 309 Thanked 365 Times in 242 Posts Blog Entries: 7	BUY MY NEW VACCUM CLEANER FOR JUST 3 EASY PAYMENTS OF $19.99!!! THAT'S RIGHT, JUST THREE PAYMENTS OF $19.99!!! MY VACCUM CAN SUCK!!! BUY NOW!!! CALL 1-800-123-456-7890!!! BUY BUY BUY!!! NOW I WILL TELL YOU TO BUY AGAIN!!! BUY!!! BUY!!!

01-23-2008, 05:29 PM	#3
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	You just can't appreciate the hidden beauty of this advertizing stravaganza.

01-23-2008, 05:33 PM	#4
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,515 Thanks: 309 Thanked 365 Times in 242 Posts Blog Entries: 7	O_O. The beauty of having a guy shout at me for 30 minutes about his "GREAT NEW PRODUCT!!!!!!" and then ask me to buy it 7 times before the next one comes on?

01-23-2008, 05:35 PM	#5
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	Not only do you focus on the negatives, but you exaggerate them to the point of complete negatism. I loathe you.

01-23-2008, 05:51 PM	#6
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,806 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,251 Times in 1,339 Posts Blog Entries: 15	HELLO THIS IS BILLY MAYS DOES EVERYBODY LIKE STAIN FREE CLOTHES THEN GET OXICLEAN IT MAKES CLOTHES STAINELESS IT EVEN REMOVES BLOOD STAINS SOME WOULD PAY $50 BUT WERE ONLY ASKING FOR TWO PAYMENTS OF $25

01-23-2008, 06:55 PM	#7
Totally Kennerson Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Falling down all these stairs Gender: Posts: 2,116 Thanks: 340 Thanked 406 Times in 136 Posts Blog Entries: 1	AND IF YOU ORDER NOW, YOU CAN ALSO GET THIS OTHER PRODUCT FOR FREE! IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH WHAT WE'RE SELLING, AND IT DOSN'T WORK, BUT IT'S FREE!

01-23-2008, 07:30 PM	#8
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	Well, yeah, that can be annoying. But I watch the infomercial channel, and most of the brodcasts don't do annoying things like that.

01-23-2008, 07:41 PM	#9
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,806 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,251 Times in 1,339 Posts Blog Entries: 15	No, those only say "SET IT.... AND FORGET IT" a thousand times.

01-23-2008, 07:56 PM	#10
Dizzy Podiaphobe Join Date: Oct 2007 Gender: Posts: 19,359 Thanks: 1,764 Thanked 1,162 Times in 805 Posts Blog Entries: 116	If you guys can't understand infomercials, then you don't have to watch them. I, however, find pleasure in their amazing advertizing strategies.

01-23-2008, 08:03 PM	#11
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,806 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,251 Times in 1,339 Posts Blog Entries: 15	They show you a product and how it works, not that amazing.

01-23-2008, 08:05 PM	#12
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,699 Thanks: 704 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	Buy our new blender It blends chops and cuts all at once!!Only four payments of $30. $25 if you order now. and it come in 50 cool colors.

01-23-2008, 08:40 PM	#15
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,806 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,251 Times in 1,339 Posts Blog Entries: 15	^ Oh, ALL the emos do that these days.

01-23-2008, 09:13 PM	#16
VG_Addict Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the Vicinity Gender: Posts: 3,973 Thanks: 36 Thanked 227 Times in 194 Posts Blog Entries: 2	It slices! It dices!

01-23-2008, 09:15 PM	#17
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,806 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,251 Times in 1,339 Posts Blog Entries: 15	CALL NOW AND WELL PUT IN A CHEESE KNIFE THATS RIGHT A CHEESE KNIFE FOR CHEESE AND STUFF ITS FREE

01-23-2008, 09:22 PM	#18
VG_Addict Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: In the Vicinity Gender: Posts: 3,973 Thanks: 36 Thanked 227 Times in 194 Posts Blog Entries: 2	HOW MUCH WOULD YOU PAY FOR THIS FABULOUS PRODUCT?!

01-23-2008, 09:49 PM	#19
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,806 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,251 Times in 1,339 Posts Blog Entries: 15	I WOULD PAY 100 DOLLARS NO YOU JUST PAY 100 EASY PAYMENTS OF $1

01-24-2008, 12:21 PM	#20
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,661 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	HI! I'M BILLY MAYS, AND MY LARYNX'S METAPHORICAL CAPS LOCK IS PERMANENTLY BROKEN! And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"