Flo.

Sabrilocke · 11-23-2008, 08:14 AM

Look at her. She is perfect in every way.
I would buy her a nametag every month if she married me.
I would get my license and buy insurance from Progressive if she asked me to.
I would give her whatever organ she needed from me, if she ever needed one.
I would give her my blood. If she couldn't take my blood I would just draw some of my mother's while she was asleep and give it to her.
I would build statues and monuments for her.
I would take her out for a meal and deliberately overfeed her so I could buy her Tums or calcium tablets.
I would hack into each and every one of your World of Warcraft accounts and shard all of your purples and not even send my main the resultant shards for money for her (5000G is 5000G, kids).
I would give her children.
I would.
I would do other things for and to her but that would make this thread kind of NSFW.
Yet...despite all I would do for her, she will never be mine.

Oh, I guess she rules too.

Laika Come Home · 11-23-2008, 09:09 AM

We can't look at her, the picture is broken.

SephirothKirby · 11-23-2008, 09:11 AM

Now I'm curious.

***Ace Mercury*** · 11-23-2008, 10:28 AM

This isn't the same Flo that visits once a month, is it?

***CaptHayfever*** · 11-23-2008, 01:49 PM

^Just a little menstruation joke. Very little. Look, there it goes!

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Panfan · 11-23-2008, 04:51 PM

FLO RIDA

APPLE BOTTTOM JEANZZZZZZZZ

Sabrilocke · 01-30-2009, 01:09 PM

Bump. You are all upsetting the Goddess.

**Valigarmander** · 01-30-2009, 06:10 PM

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I wrote that.

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 01-31-2009, 02:00 AM

Tums aren't quite up to par with Rolaids. Your love is shallow and weak without assorted fruit flavored Rolaids and that's a sad fact.

Sabrilocke · 01-31-2009, 05:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by I REALLY HATE POKEMON!

Tums aren't quite up to par with Rolaids. Your love is shallow and weak without assorted fruit flavored Rolaids and that's a sad fact.

If there wasn an Unthanks button, I'd Unthank every extant post of yours.

Rainbow Dash · 01-31-2009, 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptHayfever

^Just a little menstruation joke. Very little. Look, there it goes!

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

trying to remember what this is from is going to kill me

Typhlame · 01-31-2009, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Chunky Kong12345

trying to remember what this is from is going to kill me

A commercial with Flo.

DAT'S DE JOKE

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 01-31-2009, 10:55 PM

Someone has to tell it like it is. Tums suck.

11-23-2008, 08:14 AM	#1
Sabrilocke Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: behind the toolshed Gender: Posts: 4,254 Thanks: 238 Thanked 64 Times in 37 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Flo. Look at her. She is perfect in every way. I would buy her a nametag every month if she married me. I would get my license and buy insurance from Progressive if she asked me to. I would give her whatever organ she needed from me, if she ever needed one. I would give her my blood. If she couldn't take my blood I would just draw some of my mother's while she was asleep and give it to her. I would build statues and monuments for her. I would take her out for a meal and deliberately overfeed her so I could buy her Tums or calcium tablets. I would hack into each and every one of your World of Warcraft accounts and shard all of your purples and not even send my main the resultant shards for money for her (5000G is 5000G, kids). I would give her children. I would. I would do other things for and to her but that would make this thread kind of NSFW. Yet...despite all I would do for her, she will never be mine. Oh, I guess she rules too. Last edited by Sabrilocke; 11-23-2008 at 09:10 AM.

11-23-2008, 09:09 AM	#2
Laika Come Home Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Gender: Posts: 615 Thanks: 214 Thanked 77 Times in 45 Posts Blog Entries: 1	We can't look at her, the picture is broken.

11-23-2008, 09:11 AM	#3
SephirothKirby Senior Member Join Date: Sep 2006 Location: Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it. Gender: Posts: 7,213 Thanks: 373 Thanked 760 Times in 447 Posts	Now I'm curious.

11-23-2008, 10:28 AM	#4
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,275 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	This isn't the same Flo that visits once a month, is it?

11-23-2008, 01:49 PM	#5
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,661 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	^Just a little menstruation joke. Very little. Look, there it goes! And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

11-23-2008, 04:51 PM	#6
Panfan AND HE PRAYS Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Grayskull Gender: Posts: 18,806 Thanks: 1,405 Thanked 2,251 Times in 1,339 Posts Blog Entries: 15	FLO RIDA APPLE BOTTTOM JEANZZZZZZZZ

01-30-2009, 01:09 PM	#7
Sabrilocke Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2002 Location: behind the toolshed Gender: Posts: 4,254 Thanks: 238 Thanked 64 Times in 37 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Bump. You are all upsetting the Goddess.

01-30-2009, 06:10 PM	#8
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT TOOT I wrote that.

01-31-2009, 02:00 AM	#9
I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: California, U.S.A Gender: Posts: 12,717 Thanks: 1,334 Thanked 275 Times in 234 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Tums aren't quite up to par with Rolaids. Your love is shallow and weak without assorted fruit flavored Rolaids and that's a sad fact.

01-31-2009, 10:55 PM	#13
I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: California, U.S.A Gender: Posts: 12,717 Thanks: 1,334 Thanked 275 Times in 234 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Someone has to tell it like it is. Tums suck.