I exude no body odor - Page 3

***Ace Mercury*** · 03-19-2010, 11:12 AM

Or, just ride around in a bike when it's raining.

Luigiman7 · 03-19-2010, 11:44 AM

i assume a fight wouldnt have happened if you hadnt made this topic

think before you tell people on this website about your showering habits

that goes to everyone

**LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT** · 03-19-2010, 11:54 AM

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Originally Posted by Metal Mario

No, it's the ****ing fact that there is no ****ing way to meet ****ing women in my ****ing area. And since this entire ****ing thread is all about how I exude no ****ing evidence of my ****ing tendency to shower ****ing infrequently, you'd ****ing think you'd get the ****ing idea already.

****ing clear, chief?

Dude, you admitted to getting OPEN SORES on your legs, also, body oder isn't the only tell tale sign of not washing, dead skin which is darker than live skin is a give away, along with greasy hair, etc.

Take more personal responsability for yourself. You're what. 24/25?

Seriously dude, take on board my advice.

Metal Mario · 03-19-2010, 04:17 PM

They're not OPEN sores. Although the larger ones might bleed a little bit after prolonged and consistent rubbing against my underwear elastic.

And the point I'm trying to make is that if I'm not AROUND women in the first place, then nothing I do can repel them. Hence, my showering schedule is not the problem. If I thought showering five times a day would magically improve my chances of meeting somebody, I'd ****ing do it. But if I'm not going to meet anybody anyway, then who gives a ****?

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Originally Posted by Throbbing Mob

~~Tried everything except being likable, rite?~~ Okay, I'll stop.

~~I'm not sure I can have an opinion without you telling me. I'm feeling pretty strawman today, so go ahead and tell me what I think, k thx.~~ No, really, I'm stopping so hard.

You know what projection is, right?

ZeldaGirl · 03-19-2010, 05:31 PM

So, you mean to tell me that you like, never come across any women at any point in any day?

...really?

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But if I'm not going to meet anybody anyway, then who gives a ****?

But what about other people you interact with?

I mean, your parents may not mind, but are you saying you don't interact with anyone?

Also, there's a quotation I like to share for things like this:

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Originally Posted by Jonathan Larson

You'll never share in love until you love yourself.

Things like being more hygienic can do a lot, not only for outward appearance, but also overall general attitude. Caring about yourself first will lead to others wanting to care as well.

Metal Mario · 03-19-2010, 06:31 PM

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Originally Posted by ZeldaGirl

So, you mean to tell me that you like, never come across any women at any point in any day?

...really?

But what about other people you interact with?

I mean, your parents may not mind, but are you saying you don't interact with anyone?

By George, I think she's got it!

**Deku Trii** · 03-19-2010, 06:38 PM

Do you live in a really rural area, or do you just infrequently leave your residence?

Metal Mario · 03-19-2010, 07:05 PM

I don't live in a backwater town with a population of less than a thousand, but I don't live in what you'd call a bustling metropolis either. I've been all over the place looking for social venues; there are a couple of bars, and that seems to be it. And the women who go to those bars aren't interested in expanding their social horizons; they're just there to drink and giggle with whoever brought them.

Zaden · 03-19-2010, 08:34 PM

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Originally Posted by Metal Mario

I exude no body odor

It's like my super power or something.

Do you ever do anything? I'll admit that, yes, when I sit around the house all day in my pajamas I don't sweat at all and don't stink, so I don't feel the need to shower. (Four days max, though.) But if I do something during and after which I sweat, it gets really nasty and I want to shower. Do you not sweat or does it not get nasty? Sweat contains urea...

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Originally Posted by Metal Man

More aspergers people? Man, I feel alone as the guy with ADD.

You are so, so, so not alone man. My dad was professionally diagnosed with Adult ADHD. His son? Well, let's just say I used to literally bounce off the walls when I was a kid....

1-up Salesman · 03-19-2010, 09:18 PM

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Originally Posted by Metal Mario

I've gone four whole weeks without showering, and no one has been the wiser!

That's nice.

Metal Mario · 03-19-2010, 10:12 PM

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Originally Posted by Zaidon

Do you ever do anything? I'll admit that, yes, when I sit around the house all day in my pajamas I don't sweat at all and don't stink, so I don't feel the need to shower. (Four days max, though.) But if I do something during and after which I sweat, it gets really nasty and I want to shower. Do you not sweat or does it not get nasty? Sweat contains urea...

I sweat more in my sleep than I do at any point during the day.

**Valigarmander** · 03-19-2010, 10:30 PM

So do I.

So I shower in the mornings.

Spoiler Below

We're never gonna stop buggin' you about this.

Zaden · 03-19-2010, 10:42 PM

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Originally Posted by Metal Mario

I sweat more in my sleep than I do at any point during the day.

Air conditioning? If it's cool enough in the room and you use thinner blankets, you (theoretically) shouldn't sweat.

My room is nice and cool and I barely EVER sweat sleeping.

t3hDarkness · 03-20-2010, 12:23 AM

Was that a subtle question about Metal Mario's sleeping arrangements?

***Cosmonautical*** · 03-20-2010, 01:02 AM

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Originally Posted by Metal Mario

You know what projection is, right?

~~Hey, that's another leading question. Thanks for the strawman, srsly.~~Let's be friends. I wuv everyone.

ZeldaGirl · 03-20-2010, 01:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Metal Mario

I don't live in a backwater town with a population of less than a thousand, but I don't live in what you'd call a bustling metropolis either. I've been all over the place looking for social venues; there are a couple of bars, and that seems to be it. And the women who go to those bars aren't interested in expanding their social horizons; they're just there to drink and giggle with whoever brought them.

Well, I mean, sorry, but I don't quite believe you. No grocery stores? Movie theaters? No places at all where you interact with others? I don't live in a 'bustling metropolis' either, but I still at least see other people.

...I don't even know why I care about this so much. But it's not like I'm offering you up suggestions to spite you - I actually think you'd benefit from trying something knew. I'm only offering up help.

Metal Mario · 03-20-2010, 01:12 AM

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Originally Posted by ZeldaGirl

Well, I mean, sorry, but I don't quite believe you. No grocery stores? Movie theaters? No places at all where you interact with others? I don't live in a 'bustling metropolis' either, but I still at least see other people.

Uh-huh. Because women don't think it's creepy or weird at all when a guy tries to get to know them better in the middle of the cereal aisle.

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Originally Posted by Throbbing Mob

~~Hey, that's another leading question. Thanks for the strawman, srsly.~~Let's be friends. I wuv everyone.

~~No one asked you to troll me in the first place, smart-ass.~~ Okay, AI, we cool. We cool.

ZeldaGirl · 03-20-2010, 01:22 AM

Well, not if you aren't creepy about it. There are perfectly normal ways of striking up conversations anywhere.

Metal Mario · 03-20-2010, 01:23 AM

Care to share some?

ZeldaGirl · 03-20-2010, 01:34 AM

Well for starters, try making conversation with any of the individuals who are ringing you up or helping you, regardless of gender - practice interacting, because if you are naturally shy like me, branching out to anyone socially really helps you feel comfortable to reach out to even more people. And I find that humor is a good way to break the ice. Or offering to help someone if they look like they are in need of assistance - that's an excellent way of really breaking the ice, because it shows you can be friendly and helpful.

If someone looks like they are totally lost, or just don't know where they can find what they are looking for, offer to help even if you don't necessarily know yourself - you can either get someone to help them, or the better way would be to go with them to find whatever it is and get to know them as you look together.

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03-19-2010, 11:12 AM	#41
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,275 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	Or, just ride around in a bike when it's raining.

03-19-2010, 06:38 PM	#47
Deku Trii PP&R Mod Current Events Mod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Texas Gender: Posts: 9,033 Thanks: 521 Thanked 1,099 Times in 583 Posts	Do you live in a really rural area, or do you just infrequently leave your residence?

03-19-2010, 07:05 PM	#48
Metal Mario Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 1999 Gender: Posts: 16,435 Thanks: 72 Thanked 190 Times in 127 Posts	I don't live in a backwater town with a population of less than a thousand, but I don't live in what you'd call a bustling metropolis either. I've been all over the place looking for social venues; there are a couple of bars, and that seems to be it. And the women who go to those bars aren't interested in expanding their social horizons; they're just there to drink and giggle with whoever brought them.

03-19-2010, 10:30 PM	#52
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	So do I. So I shower in the mornings. Spoiler Below We're never gonna stop buggin' you about this.

03-20-2010, 12:23 AM	#54
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I weep oily black tears of joy. Gender: Posts: 7,590 Thanks: 119 Thanked 418 Times in 306 Posts Blog Entries: 5	Was that a subtle question about Metal Mario's sleeping arrangements?

03-20-2010, 01:22 AM	#58
ZeldaGirl Awesome member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Why do YOU want to know...? Gender: Posts: 15,896 Thanks: 1,130 Thanked 1,919 Times in 1,046 Posts	Well, not if you aren't creepy about it. There are perfectly normal ways of striking up conversations anywhere.

03-20-2010, 01:23 AM	#59
Metal Mario Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 1999 Gender: Posts: 16,435 Thanks: 72 Thanked 190 Times in 127 Posts	Care to share some?

03-20-2010, 01:34 AM	#60
ZeldaGirl Awesome member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: Why do YOU want to know...? Gender: Posts: 15,896 Thanks: 1,130 Thanked 1,919 Times in 1,046 Posts	Well for starters, try making conversation with any of the individuals who are ringing you up or helping you, regardless of gender - practice interacting, because if you are naturally shy like me, branching out to anyone socially really helps you feel comfortable to reach out to even more people. And I find that humor is a good way to break the ice. Or offering to help someone if they look like they are in need of assistance - that's an excellent way of really breaking the ice, because it shows you can be friendly and helpful. If someone looks like they are totally lost, or just don't know where they can find what they are looking for, offer to help even if you don't necessarily know yourself - you can either get someone to help them, or the better way would be to go with them to find whatever it is and get to know them as you look together.