I exude no body odor

Metal Mario · 03-17-2010, 12:31 AM

It's like my super power or something. I've gone four whole weeks without showering, and no one has been the wiser!

t3hDarkness · 03-17-2010, 12:34 AM

You know that you can't smell your own stink, right.

**Valigarmander** · 03-17-2010, 12:42 AM

Maybe you stink so freaking bad that it exceeds the human range of smell.

Do dogs bark at you when you walk by them?

Metal Mario · 03-17-2010, 12:44 AM

^^I thought of that. Fortunately, my parents drop by to visit every now and again, so I can ask them to smell me. And I make them stick their noses right up against me, too.

They always seem to think I'm fine.

**Deku Trii** · 03-17-2010, 12:48 AM

Wouldn't your hair be uncomfortably oily?

Metal Mario · 03-17-2010, 01:15 AM

It gets a little grungy, yeah. And my scalp itches. And I get these weird, uncomfortable sores on the insides of my thighs. Apart from those things, though, I can deal.

I just got out of the shower now, actually. Feels good, I'll admit, although it'll probably be at least another two weeks before my next one. I like to make it at least bi-monthly, though. Four weeks is a bit long, even for me.

t3hDarkness · 03-17-2010, 02:22 AM

But showering feels so relaxing and has good acoustics, why would you not do it daily.

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 03-17-2010, 02:36 AM

So at that rate we're talking twelve baths a year? Unless you are unable to bath more often I'd step that number up.

***CaptHayfever*** · 03-17-2010, 02:40 AM

^It's twenty-four a year.

I can always smell myself when I start getting kinda rank. In fact, I notice it before anybody else does.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Dylan · 03-17-2010, 02:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptHayfever

^It's twenty-four a year.

I can always smell myself when I start getting kinda rank. In fact, I notice it before anybody else does.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Same. Remember when I was telling you about that Old Spice stuff I bought? I was serious. Get on the Old Spice train, man. You can't go wrong.

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 03-17-2010, 02:54 AM

I know my math is bad but four weeks is a month, and there are twelve months. At a rate of one bath per month, that should be twelve baths...right?

I know he said he generally does it bi-monthly but I meant at his current rate.

Metal Mario · 03-17-2010, 03:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by t3hDarkness

But showering feels so relaxing and has good acoustics, why would you not do it daily.

To me, it's just a nuisance. I honestly don't know how people tolerate doing it daily. When I was in high school, I showered every Sunday night, but that was it.

I do have a touch of Asperger's Syndrome (not a crippling sackful of it, just a touch), and I believe there are some other people here who do too. They could testify to the fact that Asperger's makes you a little bit weird when it comes to certain mundane, everyday things.

I REALLY HATE POKEMON! · 03-17-2010, 03:49 AM

^ Oh yeah? Mebbe I gots it...

Kargath · 03-17-2010, 04:51 AM

MM is trying to turn into a Ye Olde English King.

Metal Man · 03-17-2010, 05:05 AM

More aspergers people? Man, I feel alone as the guy with ADD.

Because look it's a brilliant neon sign but wait now I'm going to eat something so what does this button d-- OMG IT POSTED

**LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT** · 03-17-2010, 08:01 AM

um

ew

***Ace Mercury*** · 03-17-2010, 08:50 AM

I've been doing this experiment recently where I don't use soap (but I still shower daily); so far it has gone along well. Soap is designed to cut away all of the skin's oils, so after a shower your skin works overtime to prevent your skin from turning into rough rawhide. The theory is if you don't use soap, the oil layer stays somewhat intact, and you don't exude as much. Inspired by boingboing: Body washing with water alone | Boing Boing

Also, this thread is kind of gross. Like, I know it's great how you can say anything on the Internet, but reading this felt unsavoury.

***the Octopus*** · 03-17-2010, 08:51 AM

This is it, a legit reason why Universal Health Care can't work for everyone:

Apparently there are "actual" and "real" people who don't understand hygiene, or how it affects their health.

**Valigarmander** · 03-17-2010, 02:13 PM

I can't stand not showering every day. People get all greasy and smelly if they don't.

...Hey, MM, I think I figured out your problem with the ladies.

Metal Mario · 03-17-2010, 02:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Out-of-Control Inflatable Gorilla Fire

This is it, a legit reason why Universal Health Care can't work for everyone:

Apparently there are "actual" and "real" people who don't understand hygiene, or how it affects their health.

Actually, I never get sick. The worst I've come to expect is one or two head colds per year. So neener-neener-neener.

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valigarmander

...Hey, MM, I think I figured out your problem with the ladies.

Well, obviously, when I think I stand a chance of meeting somebody, I shower. But there just aren't that many opportunities where I live.

03-17-2010, 12:31 AM	#1
Metal Mario Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 1999 Gender: Posts: 16,435 Thanks: 72 Thanked 190 Times in 127 Posts	I exude no body odor It's like my super power or something. I've gone four whole weeks without showering, and no one has been the wiser!

03-17-2010, 12:42 AM	#3
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,222 Thanks: 1,611 Thanked 5,553 Times in 2,499 Posts Blog Entries: 18	Maybe you stink so freaking bad that it exceeds the human range of smell. Do dogs bark at you when you walk by them? __________________

03-17-2010, 08:50 AM	#17
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 22,962 Thanks: 558 Thanked 3,205 Times in 1,531 Posts Blog Entries: 1	BTW: I am also a witch. I've been doing this experiment recently where I don't use soap (but I still shower daily); so far it has gone along well. Soap is designed to cut away all of the skin's oils, so after a shower your skin works overtime to prevent your skin from turning into rough rawhide. The theory is if you don't use soap, the oil layer stays somewhat intact, and you don't exude as much. Inspired by boingboing: Body washing with water alone \| Boing Boing Also, this thread is kind of gross. Like, I know it's great how you can say anything on the Internet, but reading this felt unsavoury.

03-17-2010, 02:13 PM	#19
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,222 Thanks: 1,611 Thanked 5,553 Times in 2,499 Posts Blog Entries: 18	I can't stand not showering every day. People get all greasy and smelly if they don't. ...Hey, MM, I think I figured out your problem with the ladies. __________________

03-17-2010, 12:34 AM	#2
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I weep oily black tears of joy. Gender: Posts: 7,590 Thanks: 119 Thanked 418 Times in 306 Posts Blog Entries: 5	You know that you can't smell your own stink, right.

03-17-2010, 12:44 AM	#4
Metal Mario Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 1999 Gender: Posts: 16,435 Thanks: 72 Thanked 190 Times in 127 Posts	^^I thought of that. Fortunately, my parents drop by to visit every now and again, so I can ask them to smell me. And I make them stick their noses right up against me, too. They always seem to think I'm fine.

03-17-2010, 12:48 AM	#5
Deku Trii PP&R Mod Current Events Mod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Texas Gender: Posts: 8,930 Thanks: 490 Thanked 1,063 Times in 559 Posts	Wouldn't your hair be uncomfortably oily?

03-17-2010, 01:15 AM	#6
Metal Mario Veteran Member Join Date: Dec 1999 Gender: Posts: 16,435 Thanks: 72 Thanked 190 Times in 127 Posts	It gets a little grungy, yeah. And my scalp itches. And I get these weird, uncomfortable sores on the insides of my thighs. Apart from those things, though, I can deal. I just got out of the shower now, actually. Feels good, I'll admit, although it'll probably be at least another two weeks before my next one. I like to make it at least bi-monthly, though. Four weeks is a bit long, even for me.

03-17-2010, 02:22 AM	#7
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I weep oily black tears of joy. Gender: Posts: 7,590 Thanks: 119 Thanked 418 Times in 306 Posts Blog Entries: 5	But showering feels so relaxing and has good acoustics, why would you not do it daily.

03-17-2010, 02:36 AM	#8
I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: California, U.S.A Gender: Posts: 12,543 Thanks: 1,247 Thanked 263 Times in 222 Posts Blog Entries: 1	So at that rate we're talking twelve baths a year? Unless you are unable to bath more often I'd step that number up.

03-17-2010, 02:40 AM	#9
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,013 Thanks: 1,787 Thanked 2,371 Times in 1,423 Posts	^It's twenty-four a year. I can always smell myself when I start getting kinda rank. In fact, I notice it before anybody else does. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

03-17-2010, 02:54 AM	#11
I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: California, U.S.A Gender: Posts: 12,543 Thanks: 1,247 Thanked 263 Times in 222 Posts Blog Entries: 1	I know my math is bad but four weeks is a month, and there are twelve months. At a rate of one bath per month, that should be twelve baths...right? I know he said he generally does it bi-monthly but I meant at his current rate.

03-17-2010, 03:49 AM	#13
I REALLY HATE POKEMON! Goku lives on the Sun Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: California, U.S.A Gender: Posts: 12,543 Thanks: 1,247 Thanked 263 Times in 222 Posts Blog Entries: 1	^ Oh yeah? Mebbe I gots it...

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Kargath Awesome member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: kargath64.deviantart.com Gender: Posts: 8,061 Thanks: 1,187 Thanked 729 Times in 458 Posts Blog Entries: 1	MM is trying to turn into a Ye Olde English King.

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LASER BEAR ASSAULT UNIT Videos Mod Join Date: Apr 2006 Location: In my pants Gender: Posts: 4,536 Thanks: 2,469 Thanked 746 Times in 413 Posts	um ew

03-17-2010, 05:05 AM	#15
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	More aspergers people? Man, I feel alone as the guy with ADD. Because look it's a brilliant neon sign but wait now I'm going to eat something so what does this button d-- OMG IT POSTED

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*the Octopus* THE PRESIDENT OF FUN Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 27,481 Thanks: 1,974 Thanked 5,121 Times in 2,320 Posts	This is it, a legit reason why Universal Health Care can't work for everyone: Apparently there are "actual" and "real" people who don't understand hygiene, or how it affects their health.