EBaum's World

**Dylan** · 06-29-2006, 09:11 PM

Once upon a time
On the internet there was a guy
A very deeply flawed man
They called him Eric Bauman
He was a total a**hole and nobody knows why
He traveled all around
On the pulse of each phenomenon
From Something Awful on to FARK
With his trusty watermark
He stole and stuck it all upon Ebaum's World.com

It wasn't fair to those from whom he stole
But did he care? No, not one bit
And then he had the 'nads to sell some ads
What a piece of s***
Oh Eric...

Eric's quite a slut
Other people's work has made him rich
He hired some male prostitutes
Dressed them up in three-piece suits
His faithful team of lawyers made the internet his bitch
Till Lowtax came along
Punched him in the face and banged his mom
And Mr. Bauman, quite disgraced,
Had his dumb website erased
Well sadly that's a lie, there's still an EBaum's World.com

But if we all join hands and sing this song
Then our call will reach the sky
And maybe Zeus and Thor will smite that whore
I think it's worth a try

Oh, EBaum's World is going down
We're gonna rise up from the underground
And tell Eric Bauman a thing or two
About how stealing simply isn't cool
So right now we're making that our mission
And if the bastard doesn't listen
Then we'll get sick of being lawful
And brand his ass with Something Awful!
by Neil Cicigera

-Dylan

**Crazyswordsman** · 06-29-2006, 09:41 PM

EBaum sucks. -CSM

MASALOBOTOMY · 07-07-2006, 03:03 PM

Those are the lyrics from Lemon Demon's song. :P

Jace Mario · 07-13-2006, 01:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Crazyswordsman

EBaum sucks. -CSM

Amen.

**NintendoNut** · 07-13-2006, 09:04 AM

^^ Correct. I have this song within iTunes

06-29-2006, 09:11 PM	#1
Dylan Banned Mod Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: Teenage Wasteland Gender: Posts: 6,485 Thanks: 1,079 Thanked 1,108 Times in 495 Posts Points: 44,182.36 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 44,182.37 Donate	EBaum's World Once upon a time On the internet there was a guy A very deeply flawed man They called him Eric Bauman He was a total ahole and nobody knows why He traveled all around On the pulse of each phenomenon From Something Awful on to FARK With his trusty watermark He stole and stuck it all upon Ebaum's World.com It wasn't fair to those from whom he stole But did he care? No, not one bit And then he had the 'nads to sell some ads What a piece of s* Oh Eric... Eric's quite a slut Other people's work has made him rich He hired some male prostitutes Dressed them up in three-piece suits His faithful team of lawyers made the internet his bitch Till Lowtax came along Punched him in the face and banged his mom And Mr. Bauman, quite disgraced, Had his dumb website erased Well sadly that's a lie, there's still an EBaum's World.com But if we all join hands and sing this song Then our call will reach the sky And maybe Zeus and Thor will smite that whore I think it's worth a try Oh, EBaum's World is going down We're gonna rise up from the underground And tell Eric Bauman a thing or two About how stealing simply isn't cool So right now we're making that our mission And if the bastard doesn't listen Then we'll get sick of being lawful And brand his ass with Something Awful! by Neil Cicigera -Dylan

06-29-2006, 09:41 PM	#2
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07-07-2006, 03:03 PM	#3
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07-13-2006, 09:04 AM	#5
NintendoNut NinNut Join Date: Mar 2002 Location: Hold on, I know this..... Gender: Posts: 8,298 Thanks: 84 Thanked 41 Times in 31 Posts Points: 49,484.76 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 49,484.76 Donate	^^ Correct. I have this song within iTunes