People that think some words are swears, when they're not really swears - Page 2

Bartman101 · 09-02-2006, 01:15 AM

If you cuss at someone in the real world thats how you get your but kicked

***CaptHayfever*** · 09-02-2006, 02:10 AM

Quote:

THE UGLY ONE: Tompkins, how do you be so short?

TOMPKINS: Heck, I'm taller than you.

ALL: TOMPKINS MADE A SWEAR!!!

TOMPKINS: Waaaahh!

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SILENT RIP: All right! PG-13!

GUNHAVER: Uh, sorry Reynold, {He flicks the lights back on.} I'm afraid lights-out for you is at oh-now hundred hours!

FIGHTGAR: Yeah, all that cuss-language might give you nightmares. Ah-ha ha ha.

REYNOLD: Oh, I can handle it, why I can even swear a cuss myself! A-hem. Diaper biscuits.

OTHER COMMANDOS: {unrestrained laughter}

REYNOLD: Oh, I can't do anything right. I might as well go home and get teen pregnant.

{The other commandos gasp, the Blue Las-Alert siren sounds once.}

GUNHAVER: Easy there, Cheat Cuss-mando, you just made an inappropriate peer-to-teen choice behavior!

Why, you ask? Because it's 2 am, and I don't know any better right now.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Bartman101 · 09-02-2006, 02:20 AM

If you cuss in the real world i dont care cause i dont know any of you.

Bomby · 09-02-2006, 10:43 AM

People who curse too much piss me off because they dilute the purpose of swearing in the first place.

Double Genocide · 09-05-2006, 05:08 PM

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Originally Posted by Frumious Bandersnatch DX

I almost got banned at another forum for using this image in my sig.

Every time you masturbate, God kills a kitten. Every time Chuck Norris masturbates, God kills a lion.

Codiekitty · 09-05-2006, 06:13 PM

Every time somebody tells a "Chuck Norris Fact", God kills an extended family of rabbits and a litter of puppies. And some hamsters if the joke is bad enough.

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

Bartman101 · 09-05-2006, 10:24 PM

Alright,Chuck Norris sucks.

Link CDLVI · 10-21-2006, 09:04 PM

Some people consider the term "noob" offencive

Double Genocide · 10-24-2006, 04:50 PM

^Uh...iI think its supposed to be.

n00b = Bad new member
newb = Good new member. Short for newbie...which is also not offensive.

Galefore · 10-24-2006, 05:46 PM

I hate people who think Freaking, Flipping, and Suck are cussing words. I also almost got detention the other day for referring to a freaking admitted prostitute as a "hooker." That's just stupid.

Abel Cain · 11-07-2006, 05:52 PM

My mother thinks the word crap is the same as saying s**t. I remember one day my little sister saying freaking and mom flipped out, then said my sister was cussing.

In moms language:
Freaking=F**K
Crap=S**t
Dang=D**n
Biscuits=B***h

**March of the Covenant** · 11-07-2006, 07:54 PM

Is masterbate even a word? I thought the word was masturbate.

NintendoFanatic14 · 11-07-2006, 08:11 PM

^ It is masturbate

Frumie Bandy · 11-07-2006, 10:15 PM

^Nice Bump, beesh.

raygunner · 11-07-2006, 10:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Alex

^Uh...iI think its supposed to be.

n00b = Bad new member
newb = Good new member. Short for newbie...which is also not offensive.

what's wrong with newb's i'm a newb got a problem with that? Oh masturbate wont get you in trouble if you don't say it loud

***Ace Mercury*** · 11-07-2006, 10:47 PM

^ That's because no one can hear it. You can swear in the woods too.

Frumie Bandy · 11-07-2006, 11:04 PM

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Originally Posted by raygunner

what's wrong with newb's i'm a newb got a problem with that? Oh masturbate wont get you in trouble if you don't say it loud

I can't understand a thing you say.

Valigarmander · 11-08-2006, 12:48 AM

Piss crap damn hell bitch screw boner bastard dumbass.

09-02-2006, 01:15 AM	#21
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09-02-2006, 02:20 AM	#23
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09-02-2006, 10:43 AM	#24
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09-05-2006, 06:13 PM	#26
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 174 Times in 120 Posts Points: 46,747.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,068,198.46 Donate	Every time somebody tells a "Chuck Norris Fact", God kills an extended family of rabbits and a litter of puppies. And some hamsters if the joke is bad enough. Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

09-05-2006, 10:24 PM	#27
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10-21-2006, 09:04 PM	#28
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10-24-2006, 04:50 PM	#29
Double Genocide Senior Member Join Date: Jun 2001 Location: In front of my computer with my games and my guitars. Gender: Posts: 2,576 Thanks: 97 Thanked 88 Times in 80 Posts Points: 59,246.19 Bank: 0.41 Total Points: 59,246.60 Donate	^Uh...iI think its supposed to be. n00b = Bad new member newb = Good new member. Short for newbie...which is also not offensive.

10-24-2006, 05:46 PM	#30
Galefore Gunjinkeeper Join Date: Jan 2005 Location: On board their beautiful ship Gender: Posts: 5,810 Thanks: 693 Thanked 405 Times in 303 Posts Blog Entries: 3 Points: 2,098.89 Bank: 21,191.53 Total Points: 23,290.41 Donate	I hate people who think Freaking, Flipping, and Suck are cussing words. I also almost got detention the other day for referring to a freaking admitted prostitute as a "hooker." That's just stupid.

11-07-2006, 05:52 PM	#31
Abel Cain Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: I'm watching from where they were. Gender: Posts: 145 Thanks: 6 Thanked 5 Times in 5 Posts Points: 74.28 Bank: 7,328.55 Total Points: 7,402.83 Donate	My mother thinks the word crap is the same as saying st. I remember one day my little sister saying freaking and mom flipped out, then said my sister was cussing. In moms language: Freaking=FK Crap=St Dang=Dn Biscuits=B***h

11-07-2006, 07:54 PM	#32
March of the Covenant Mr. 4.0 Join Date: Jul 2006 Location: On a deserted island Gender: Posts: 11,032 Thanks: 819 Thanked 368 Times in 251 Posts Points: 19,514.93 Bank: 146,722.29 Total Points: 166,237.22 Donate	Is masterbate even a word? I thought the word was masturbate.

11-07-2006, 08:11 PM	#33
NintendoFanatic14 Junior Member Join Date: Nov 2006 Location: Space Colony ARK Gender: Posts: 328 Thanks: 1 Thanked 2 Times in 2 Posts Points: 11,480.46 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 11,480.46 Donate	^ It is masturbate

11-07-2006, 10:15 PM	#34
Frumie Bandy Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2005 Location: Planet X Gender: Posts: 3,844 Thanks: 285 Thanked 205 Times in 136 Posts Points: 28,783.39 Bank: 38,157.99 Total Points: 66,941.38 Donate	^Nice Bump, beesh.

11-07-2006, 10:47 PM	#36
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 19,036 Thanks: 366 Thanked 1,547 Times in 801 Posts Blog Entries: 1 Points: 104,979.85 Bank: 17,085,816.80 Total Points: 17,190,796.65 Donate	^ That's because no one can hear it. You can swear in the woods too.

11-08-2006, 12:48 AM	#38
Valigarmander Frankly, more awesome than you. Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: Either UN's bed or Andre's bed. Gender: Posts: 13,104 Thanks: 813 Thanked 1,404 Times in 684 Posts Points: 188.78 Bank: 125,214.15 Total Points: 125,402.93 Donate	Piss crap damn hell bitch screw boner bastard dumbass.