Idiots in School Zones

Codiekitty · 10-11-2006, 03:17 PM

These come in four flavors:

1) The type who think all school zones are 15 MPH.

2) The type who don't know what the "END SCHOOL ZONE" sign means.

3) The type who think school zones are always active, and that those yellow lights are there because they're pretty.

4) The type who either don't know or don't care what a school zone is and go racing through at 50 MPH.

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

Guildmaster · 10-11-2006, 04:20 PM

you just described about half of my old school. no wait. you just described most of my old school.

Chunky Kong12345 · 10-11-2006, 04:26 PM

Psychic*

***Ace Mercury*** · 10-11-2006, 05:08 PM

And what's the deal with crossing guards? I mean, does that X on their back mean there's treasure buried inside of them?

Codiekitty · 10-11-2006, 05:13 PM

Oh man, I remember our elementary school having the worst crossing guard. He would always cross kids against the light instead of, you know, teaching them to wait their turn so they don't go running out in front of a car when they're older?

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

Demonicus Prime · 10-11-2006, 05:25 PM

Was he a convict?

Bomby · 10-11-2006, 05:44 PM

I like to sell illegal drugs in the school zone. It gives me more jail time.

Frumious B, · 10-11-2006, 06:47 PM

^I wouldn't be surprised that the stupid freaking n00bs think that you're serious.

***Ace Mercury*** · 10-11-2006, 07:03 PM

I wouldn't be surprised that the stupid freaking vets think that you're serious.

MC King Kong Mushi · 10-11-2006, 07:15 PM

Well I say that the police officer stationed in front of our school to catch idiots in school zones being idiots in school zones is very needed, but is still not doing his job very well.

**John MarchCain** · 10-11-2006, 08:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Malik Zaki Jamesha

I like to sell illegal drugs in the school zone. It gives me more jail time.

r u srs?

Bomby · 10-11-2006, 09:08 PM

omg ya rly?

No.

Shine Dude · 10-11-2006, 10:06 PM

I don't even have a crossing guard.

Codiekitty · 10-11-2006, 10:37 PM

If you're in Middle or High School, that's why. Only Elementary schools get crossing guards.

Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

GURU ANT · 10-12-2006, 03:16 PM

We have a crossing guard.

Purrty vest.

**Crazyswordsman** · 10-12-2006, 04:21 PM

What pisses me off is the crossing guard who stands RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE, effectively preventing me from entering and exiting my driveway. -CSM

Kae · 10-16-2006, 09:15 PM

I hate the crossing guards that get all indignant when you run a kid over.

Bomby · 10-16-2006, 10:26 PM

I hate the crossing guards that actually think they're important.

We have crossing guards in Milwaukee... never had them back home... the funny part is now it's college. Then again, we're located in one of the most densely populated areas of the city.

10-11-2006, 03:17 PM	#1
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10-11-2006, 04:20 PM	#2
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10-11-2006, 07:15 PM	#10
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10-11-2006, 04:26 PM	#3
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10-11-2006, 05:08 PM	#4
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10-11-2006, 05:25 PM	#6
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10-11-2006, 06:47 PM	#8
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10-11-2006, 10:37 PM	#14
Codiekitty Just Another Face in Red Jumpsuit Join Date: May 2001 Location: Lemmingland Gender: Posts: 19,143 Thanks: 121 Thanked 174 Times in 120 Posts Points: 51,331.72 Bank: 3,021,450.74 Total Points: 3,072,782.46 Donate	If you're in Middle or High School, that's why. Only Elementary schools get crossing guards. Where are these lemmings going? The Super Nintendo Super Shire! Hop in line and follow them there!

10-12-2006, 03:16 PM	#15
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10-12-2006, 04:21 PM	#16
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10-16-2006, 09:15 PM	#17
Kae Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2000 Gender: Posts: 3,715 Thanks: 42 Thanked 74 Times in 62 Posts Points: 10,950.71 Bank: 3,206.62 Total Points: 14,157.33 Donate	I hate the crossing guards that get all indignant when you run a kid over.

10-16-2006, 10:26 PM	#18
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