The Irate Gamer

Maynard James Keenan · 01-12-2008, 07:11 PM

Now, I'm not gonna say anything like "He's an AVGN ripoff" because that's a silly reason.

Why doesn't he like Ghosts 'n' Goblins, Contra, or Zombies Ate My Neighbors? Because they're hard. That's ****ing ridiculous.

If that's why games suck, then I should say "So I'm playing Comix Zone. The gameplay is great, it's addicting, the art's great, and so is the music. But it's really hard. F--."

Also, Super Mario Bros. 2 is bad because it's Doki Doki Panic. Great reasons.

Also, there's his breakfast rants about things that are as ridiculous as Lucky Charms marshmallows and the Cinnamon Toast Crunch chefs. He has to end those with "Breakfast is ruined." If breakfast is ruined because of those, you're a ****ing idiot.

Also, Contra is bad because it has no backstory. Sure, he could look in the instructions, but he's too much of a game.

Maximum Spider · 01-13-2008, 07:25 AM

I can't stand AVGN and I probably can't stand this guy.

Most game reviewers either review crappy games just to blow off some steam. Some however review awesome games, and say they suck. I once saw a video about dissing WWF No Mercy. I didn't bother read the review, because I'd probably loathe all game reviewers.

Some game reviewers are honest to the truth about games, awesome games get good reviews, bad games get bad ones. Those are the ones some might be able to understand.

I might have veered off topic here, but I was sorta on about the game reviewing.

DELICIOUS POISON · 01-13-2008, 09:59 AM

WWF No Mercy might play well, but any game involving wrestling is a bad idea from the get-go.

REALITY = LIBERAL BIAS · 01-13-2008, 10:30 AM

Yahtzee.

STOP LOOKING AT ME · 01-15-2008, 08:13 AM

Don't forget that Irate Gamer has the power to remove anything on Youtube if he can find anything of his on it.

01-12-2008, 07:11 PM	#1
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01-13-2008, 07:25 AM	#2
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01-13-2008, 09:59 AM	#3
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