Billy Mays

Maximum Spider · 01-24-2008, 04:48 PM

Speaks for itself.

STOP LOOKING AT ME · 01-24-2008, 05:28 PM

No It doesn't. Especially since I don't follow Movies at all.

Explain.

Maynard James Keenan · 01-24-2008, 08:05 PM

Billy Mays is...

YOU ARE GOING TO BUY ORANGE CLEAN AND YOU ARE GOING TO ****ING LIKE IT.

STOP LOOKING AT ME · 01-24-2008, 08:11 PM

What's wrong with selling Cleaner?

Maynard James Keenan · 01-24-2008, 08:27 PM

HE DOESNT TALK

HE ONLY YELLLLLLLLLLLLLLS

Blake · 01-24-2008, 09:01 PM

NO NO NO NO NO... you have it completely backwards. He is one of the greatest people around!

This guy is so optimistic and enthusiastic when he sells his products that he can even prevent a depressed person from killing him or herself.

How can you not love Billy Mayes?!?

**Perrin Aybara** · 01-24-2008, 09:41 PM

Hahaha. Topic of the year. Mays does suck. He's an infomercial whore.-jay

Frumious B, · 01-25-2008, 01:10 AM

Barry Scott is worse.

KittenTheSmitten · 01-25-2008, 01:20 AM

THANK YOU.
I hate this guy.
...Well, I have a hard time hating, I guess.. BUT THIS KID PULLS MY WHISKERS HARD. And then sprays them with his nasty spray.

Why.

DarkZero · 01-25-2008, 05:26 AM

I hate him! He's like Richard Karn, but with a worse hair style and yells too much. He gives infomercials a bad name, which is just sick!

DELICIOUS POISON · 01-25-2008, 06:49 AM

Infomercials already had a bad name, long before Orange Glo. I once watched about 20 minutes of the program, completely perplexed as to how someone could be so enthusiastic about a surface cleaner.

Also; BILLY MAYS GONE WILD. YOU WON'T BELIEVE HOW FAR BILLY MAYS IS WILLING TO GOOOOO.

***CaptHayfever*** · 01-26-2008, 01:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VWF_champion

Speaks for itself.

No, shouts for itself.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

**Booyakasha** · 01-26-2008, 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SERIOUS PAC ATTACK

BILLY MAYS GONE WILD. YOU WON'T BELIEVE HOW FAR BILLY MAYS IS WILLING TO GOOOOO.

Sweet Christ!! I just had a mental image of him dancing around with loads of beads around his neck, and then suddenly he lifts his shirt up over his head, and big 'Orange Clean' graphics appear, covering up his bouncing hairy man-teats. Damn your black heart, AI!!

wariovswario · 01-27-2008, 08:19 AM

Need I introduce you to Tony Little and Tony Little's Gazelle? It actually does the running motions for you! OMG!

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01-27-2008, 08:19 AM	#14
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01-24-2008, 05:28 PM	#2
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01-24-2008, 08:05 PM	#3
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01-24-2008, 08:11 PM	#4
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01-24-2008, 08:27 PM	#5
Maynard James Keenan Cooler than you and you **ing know it. Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Somewhere, being **ing awesome. Gender: Posts: 12,537 Thanks: 690 Thanked 1,144 Times in 770 Posts Blog Entries: 15 Points: 4,234.56 Bank: 36,453.89 Total Points: 40,688.45 Donate	HE DOESNT TALK HE ONLY YELLLLLLLLLLLLLLS

01-24-2008, 09:01 PM	#6
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01-24-2008, 09:41 PM	#7
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01-25-2008, 01:10 AM	#8
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01-25-2008, 01:20 AM	#9
KittenTheSmitten Junior Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Canada Gender: Posts: 142 Thanks: 41 Thanked 23 Times in 13 Posts Points: 2,027.70 Bank: 0.00 Total Points: 2,027.70 Donate	THANK YOU. I hate this guy. ...Well, I have a hard time hating, I guess.. BUT THIS KID PULLS MY WHISKERS HARD. And then sprays them with his nasty spray. Why.

01-25-2008, 05:26 AM	#10
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01-25-2008, 06:49 AM	#11
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