Crisp, new, $20 bills. Straight from the ATM.

**Loot** · 06-12-2009, 08:52 PM

It just pisses me off. Mint dollar bills straight from the press dispensing from an ATM machine. It's a taunt. How can anybody even fold the bill in half? It's so fresh, so dry, so... refreshing.

Even the corners are sharp. Gawd, that's something you get to enjoy, what, once in your life? How the hell are you going to spend that wonderful dollar, then? It's as if I should be framing these wonderful pieces of paper.

Wait, frames cost money. DAMMIT.

Redshirt · 06-12-2009, 08:55 PM

I'd be glad to spend that $20 for ya.

***Ace Mercury*** · 06-12-2009, 09:14 PM

It just goes to show you can't be too careful!

**Crazyswordsman** · 06-12-2009, 09:33 PM

They smell good though. -CSM

Metal Man · 06-12-2009, 09:36 PM

They work best as mini-shirukens!

**Valigarmander** · 06-12-2009, 09:37 PM

When you run out of toilet paper, you can use them to wipe your ass.

t3hDarkness · 06-13-2009, 02:00 AM

If they annoy you so much, then I will be more that happy (only just slightly) to take them off of your hands.

I don't mind abusing paper money when I remember it only has an expected lifespan of eighteen months.

Metal Man · 06-13-2009, 02:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Valigarmander

When you run out of toilet paper, you can use them to wipe your ass.

But the crisp sharp edges! They'll cut you good!

***CaptHayfever*** · 06-13-2009, 12:46 PM

^^...Abusing it is why it only has an expected lifespan of 18 months.

And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

Sim Kid · 06-13-2009, 02:56 PM

*takes the crisp new $20 from luigi007 and then sets it in a wallet which then folds in half.*

There, problem solved. This way you can even use it in a self-checkout lane unlike those $1s you get that still won't go into a vending machine or self-checkout lane even if you iron it.

CuccoLady · 06-14-2009, 01:24 AM

New money is crunchy.

06-12-2009, 08:52 PM	#1
Loot Apparently I'm a mod? Join Date: May 2001 Location: LEGITIMATE BUSINESS Gender: Posts: 13,208 Thanks: 236 Thanked 1,237 Times in 659 Posts	Crisp, new, $20 bills. Straight from the ATM. It just pisses me off. Mint dollar bills straight from the press dispensing from an ATM machine. It's a taunt. How can anybody even fold the bill in half? It's so fresh, so dry, so... refreshing. Even the corners are sharp. Gawd, that's something you get to enjoy, what, once in your life? How the hell are you going to spend that wonderful dollar, then? It's as if I should be framing these wonderful pieces of paper. Wait, frames cost money. DAMMIT.

06-14-2009, 01:24 AM	#11
CuccoLady Anime and Cartoons Mod Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: THIS LOCATION REMINDS ME OF A PUZZLE, LUKE Gender: Posts: 9,077 Thanks: 2,825 Thanked 1,222 Times in 822 Posts	AHM NOM NOM New money is crunchy.

06-12-2009, 08:55 PM	#2
Redshirt Wiggidy Wack Join Date: Oct 2007 Location: A place with things Gender: Posts: 16,699 Thanks: 704 Thanked 1,006 Times in 695 Posts Blog Entries: 50	I'd be glad to spend that $20 for ya.

06-12-2009, 09:14 PM	#3
*Ace Mercury* Marshmallow Knight ☆ Supermod Join Date: Jun 2000 Location: Southern Ontario Gender: Posts: 23,275 Thanks: 568 Thanked 3,297 Times in 1,582 Posts Blog Entries: 1	It just goes to show you can't be too careful!

06-12-2009, 09:33 PM	#4
Crazyswordsman This key doesn't work. Join Date: Jan 2006 Location: Booyaville (yeah!) Gender: Posts: 10,791 Thanks: 1,019 Thanked 686 Times in 467 Posts	They smell good though. -CSM

06-12-2009, 09:36 PM	#5
Metal Man Fairy-Slaying Maniac Join Date: Apr 2000 Location: 1592 Miles Away From Here Gender: Posts: 18,062 Thanks: 148 Thanked 683 Times in 482 Posts	They work best as mini-shirukens!

06-12-2009, 09:37 PM	#6
Valigarmander The Bee's Knees Join Date: Jun 2006 Location: The land of rain and trees (Oregon) Gender: Posts: 29,755 Thanks: 1,649 Thanked 5,701 Times in 2,581 Posts Blog Entries: 20	When you run out of toilet paper, you can use them to wipe your ass.

06-13-2009, 02:00 AM	#7
t3hDarkness Senior Member Join Date: Oct 2006 Location: I weep oily black tears of joy. Gender: Posts: 7,590 Thanks: 119 Thanked 418 Times in 306 Posts Blog Entries: 5	If they annoy you so much, then I will be more that happy (only just slightly) to take them off of your hands. I don't mind abusing paper money when I remember it only has an expected lifespan of eighteen months.

06-13-2009, 12:46 PM	#9
*CaptHayfever* Smash SuperMod Join Date: Jul 2002 Location: (n) - the place where I am Gender: Posts: 27,661 Thanks: 1,991 Thanked 2,486 Times in 1,513 Posts	^^...Abusing it is why it only has an expected lifespan of 18 months. And remember, "I'm-a Luigi, number one!"

06-13-2009, 02:56 PM	#10
Sim Kid Senior Member Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: The state of Denial Gender: Posts: 8,884 Thanks: 80 Thanked 198 Times in 122 Posts	takes the crisp new $20 from luigi007 and then sets it in a wallet which then folds in half. There, problem solved. This way you can even use it in a self-checkout lane unlike those $1s you get that still won't go into a vending machine or self-checkout lane even if you iron it.