High Tops and other terrible commercials

The Flattest Pancake · 06-19-2009, 03:29 PM

Now I know Sketchers made these but this has got to be the worst out of them all. What the heck were they thinking? First of all, the animations suck. Second, the music sucks. And third, the entire commercial sucks. It shouldn't even be put on Telivision 'cause it sucks so bad. Three words: This Commercial Sucks. Everyone knows that. Plus, if they think they can get boys to say,"OH! That girl on there is evil! She turned the bully into a frog!", they're wrong. In fact, I punched my TV to make it stop.(Which of course wouldn't work.) I know that commercial's for girls, but girls as far as I know, hate it. I even made up a list of commercials that suck.
1:High Tops
2:Elastica
3:Airaraitors
4:Martian Matter
5:Kidz Bop
6:Fun Slide
7:Moon Shoes
8:Hover Round
9:Hungry Hungry Hippos
10:Crayola Chalk
There. If you don't agree with me, don't flame. I doubt you wouldn't flame. Anyway, even number 10 I think is terrible. This is a list, not a survey. So, go ahead and tell me what YOU think.

Rainbow Dash · 06-19-2009, 03:35 PM

isn't there already a topic along these lines?

Panfan · 06-19-2009, 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by BOTVGH Fan

First of all, the animations suck. Second, the music sucks. And third, the entire commercial sucks. It shouldn't even be put on Telivision 'cause it sucks so bad. Three words: This Commercial Sucks.

i wonder what verb botvgh thinks this commercial does

The Flattest Pancake · 06-19-2009, 03:46 PM

Not that I know of.
And about the verb, basically, I think it's trying to make a few quick bucks, and trying to make boys feel,offesnsive.

I am nobody · 06-19-2009, 04:47 PM

Commercials like that are just designed to make everyone feel cool about wearing the advertisers product. They've existed for years, so I'd assume some poll or another must have proven they work.

Metal Man · 06-19-2009, 04:50 PM

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Originally Posted by Macho Pan Fan-dy Savage

i wonder what verb botvgh thinks this commercial does

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Originally Posted by BOTVGH Fan

Not that I know of.
And about the verb, basically, I think it's trying to make a few quick bucks, and trying to make boys feel,offesnsive.

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Originally Posted by What BOTVGH Fan meant as a result

First of all, the animations are trying to make a few quick bucks, and are trying to make boys feel,offesnsive. Second, the music is trying to make a few quick bucks, and is trying to make boys feel,offesnsive. And third, the entire commercial is trying to make a few quick bucks, and is trying to make boys feel,offesnsive. It shouldn't even be put on Telivision 'cause it is trying to make a few quick bucks, and is trying to make boys feel,offesnsive so bad. ~~Three~~ Eighteen words: This Commercial is trying to make a few quick bucks, and is trying to make boys feel,offesnsive.

Heh. Heheh.

Robotazy · 06-19-2009, 05:43 PM

Don't worry about the commercials!

Channel your energy into the hatred of crocs!

I am nobody · 06-19-2009, 07:00 PM

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Originally Posted by Tazy Ten

Don't worry about the commercials!

Channel your energy into the hatred of crocs!

YES.

The Flattest Pancake · 06-19-2009, 09:11 PM

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Originally Posted by Metal Man

Heh. Heheh.

... Well, I did mean it in that way. OH MY GOD! It's 9:11! AHHH!(9/11 refrence)

Pyropunk · 06-19-2009, 10:59 PM

Don't you EVER DISS the high tops... or the hungry hippos... or moon shoes... or crayola chalk...

SERIOUSLY. I mean damn man wtf do u think us punks and hippies and cybergoths are made of?!?!? JEEEZZZZ

=P
I really do love these things. But I mean if you hate em, you have ur reasons...

Metal Man · 06-19-2009, 11:58 PM

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Originally Posted by BOTVGH Fan

... Well, I did mean it in that way. OH MY GOD! It's 9:11! AHHH!(9/11 refrence)

Mwa ha ha ha ha.

Luigiman7 · 06-20-2009, 01:34 AM

People who wear crocs are stupid. They get addicted to them and wear them all the time.

"Oh no, it's raining! Where's my crocs?"

"Gasp! A sewage spill! I can't walk in this? Let me just grab my crocs!"

***Cosmonautical*** · 06-20-2009, 03:43 AM

ewww croc shoes

The Flattest Pancake · 06-20-2009, 07:29 PM

Bleh! My cousins wear those pieces of crap alot. It just makes me sick!

Eagle Eye · 06-20-2009, 09:08 PM

Commercials on children's channels are aimed at the attention spans of most children. Kids focus on brighter colors, quicker scenes and loud music, that's why they're created that way.

It's just marketing strategy, nothing special. If you watch any other channel you see a difference in commercials.

And yes we older folks had retarded commercials as well.

Pyropunk · 06-20-2009, 11:40 PM

^ HAHAHA older folks? man... now IIII feel old... damn man i'm 25 and I remember the idiotic commercials from the 80's and 90's... *shudder* nothing like.. SLAPSLAPSLAP YO CARES AWAY WITH SLAP CHOP IN MAH NUTZ

Metal Man · 06-21-2009, 01:03 AM

BOP IT BOP IT

ROCK EM SOCK EM ROBOTS AHHHHH

SKIIIP IT SKIIIIIP IT

EAT THESE BRIGHTLY COLORED FRUIT SNACKS

The Flattest Pancake · 06-21-2009, 07:43 AM

...well i'm glad I wasn't alive in the 80s.*shudder*
300th post! YES!

Panfan · 06-21-2009, 10:08 AM

skip it and bop it were 90s trends, but you were barely alive so whatever

The Flattest Pancake · 06-21-2009, 10:33 AM

Yeah, and now for you guys all it is for commercials is love and gunk and stuff like that.

06-19-2009, 03:29 PM	#1
The Flattest Pancake Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: (insert something witty here) Gender: Posts: 1,391 Thanks: 97 Thanked 25 Times in 23 Posts Blog Entries: 8	High Tops and other terrible commercials Now I know Sketchers made these but this has got to be the worst out of them all. What the heck were they thinking? First of all, the animations suck. Second, the music sucks. And third, the entire commercial sucks. It shouldn't even be put on Telivision 'cause it sucks so bad. Three words: This Commercial Sucks. Everyone knows that. Plus, if they think they can get boys to say,"OH! That girl on there is evil! She turned the bully into a frog!", they're wrong. In fact, I punched my TV to make it stop.(Which of course wouldn't work.) I know that commercial's for girls, but girls as far as I know, hate it. I even made up a list of commercials that suck. 1:High Tops 2:Elastica 3:Airaraitors 4:Martian Matter 5:Kidz Bop 6:Fun Slide 7:Moon Shoes 8:Hover Round 9:Hungry Hungry Hippos 10:Crayola Chalk There. If you don't agree with me, don't flame. I doubt you wouldn't flame. Anyway, even number 10 I think is terrible. This is a list, not a survey. So, go ahead and tell me what YOU think.

06-19-2009, 03:46 PM	#4
The Flattest Pancake Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: (insert something witty here) Gender: Posts: 1,391 Thanks: 97 Thanked 25 Times in 23 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Not that I know of. And about the verb, basically, I think it's trying to make a few quick bucks, and trying to make boys feel,offesnsive. Last edited by The Flattest Pancake; 06-19-2009 at 03:48 PM. Reason: For telling what verb the commercial does

06-20-2009, 01:34 AM	#12
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06-19-2009, 03:35 PM	#2
Rainbow Dash been dreamin', i've been waitin' Join Date: Jan 2001 Location: a bomb-ass cloud house bachelorette pad Gender: Posts: 24,402 Thanks: 173 Thanked 1,179 Times in 716 Posts	isn't there already a topic along these lines?

06-19-2009, 04:47 PM	#5
I am nobody Senior Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Over there. Gender: Posts: 5,515 Thanks: 309 Thanked 365 Times in 242 Posts Blog Entries: 7	Commercials like that are just designed to make everyone feel cool about wearing the advertisers product. They've existed for years, so I'd assume some poll or another must have proven they work.

06-19-2009, 05:43 PM	#7
Robotazy PRESS ANY KEY TO PANIC! Join Date: Sep 2000 Location: A Tiny Shed Gender: Posts: 16,484 Thanks: 529 Thanked 1,254 Times in 897 Posts Blog Entries: 46	Don't worry about the commercials! Channel your energy into the hatred of crocs!

06-19-2009, 10:59 PM	#10
Pyropunk Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Orlando, FL Gender: Posts: 367 Thanks: 139 Thanked 26 Times in 25 Posts	Don't you EVER DISS the high tops... or the hungry hippos... or moon shoes... or crayola chalk... SERIOUSLY. I mean damn man wtf do u think us punks and hippies and cybergoths are made of?!?!? JEEEZZZZ =P I really do love these things. But I mean if you hate em, you have ur reasons...

06-20-2009, 03:43 AM	#13
*Cosmonautical* Join Date: Aug 2002 Location: I rub my tilde all over your asterisk Gender: Posts: 28,102 Thanks: 2,157 Thanked 5,338 Times in 2,433 Posts	ewww croc shoes

06-20-2009, 07:29 PM	#14
The Flattest Pancake Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: (insert something witty here) Gender: Posts: 1,391 Thanks: 97 Thanked 25 Times in 23 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Bleh! My cousins wear those pieces of crap alot. It just makes me sick!

06-20-2009, 09:08 PM	#15
Eagle Eye Diddy bops Join Date: Feb 2004 Location: Birmingham, AL Gender: Posts: 15,014 Thanks: 1,616 Thanked 1,084 Times in 597 Posts	Commercials on children's channels are aimed at the attention spans of most children. Kids focus on brighter colors, quicker scenes and loud music, that's why they're created that way. It's just marketing strategy, nothing special. If you watch any other channel you see a difference in commercials. And yes we older folks had retarded commercials as well.

06-20-2009, 11:40 PM	#16
Pyropunk Junior Member Join Date: Jun 2005 Location: Orlando, FL Gender: Posts: 367 Thanks: 139 Thanked 26 Times in 25 Posts	^ HAHAHA older folks? man... now IIII feel old... damn man i'm 25 and I remember the idiotic commercials from the 80's and 90's... shudder nothing like.. SLAPSLAPSLAP YO CARES AWAY WITH SLAP CHOP IN MAH NUTZ

06-21-2009, 01:03 AM	#17
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06-21-2009, 07:43 AM	#18
The Flattest Pancake Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: (insert something witty here) Gender: Posts: 1,391 Thanks: 97 Thanked 25 Times in 23 Posts Blog Entries: 8	...well i'm glad I wasn't alive in the 80s.shudder 300th post! YES!

06-21-2009, 10:08 AM	#19
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06-21-2009, 10:33 AM	#20
The Flattest Pancake Member Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: (insert something witty here) Gender: Posts: 1,391 Thanks: 97 Thanked 25 Times in 23 Posts Blog Entries: 8	Yeah, and now for you guys all it is for commercials is love and gunk and stuff like that.